Employment Help

[Sister Jane]

Is it permissable for me to work while I am still unmarried? I am a nurse, trying to get a job in Freehold. Are only True Christian nurses allowed to work in your hospital? Will I be expected to quit when I marry?

And....if all nurses are expected to quit when they marry.....how do you staff the hospital?

Help!

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Employment Help

Why are you unmarried? Are you a tennis coach? The wimminfolk in my family are all betrothed by 12, and most are married by 16 years of age.
Stop pursuing your unnatural desires and get a husband now.
There is nothing wrong with your working part time as a nurse, as long as it doesnt interfere with your Husbands career or your childbearing years...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Employment Help

Is it permissable for me to work while I am still unmarried? I am a nurse, trying to get a job in Freehold. Are only True Christian nurses allowed to work in your hospital? Will I be expected to quit when I marry?

And....if all nurses are expected to quit when they marry.....how do you staff the hospital?

Help!

Sister Jane,

Your' story raises a troubling point seeing as how you are unmarried as such an advanced age and I am embarrassed to ask it; are you, you know, interested in voting for Hilary Clinton? Now I am not suggesting you have done anything, just are you (D) curious?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step in healing Sister Jane.

[Sister Jane]

Re: Employment Help

Why are you unmarried? Are you a tennis coach? The wimminfolk in my family are all betrothed by 12, and most are married by 16 years of age.
Stop pursuing your unnatural desires and get a husband now.
There is nothing wrong with your working part time as a nurse, as long as it doesnt interfere with your Husbands career or your childbearing years...

I apologize for having been unclear. I have not been avoiding matrimony, Brother Guy. It is difficult to find a suitable spouse when you are only exposed to Satan-worshipping trash. I am perfectly willing to give up working to make Jesus happy! I am not some feminazi lesbian with a hidden agenda....I would love to have a half dozen or so Godly children as soon as possible!

[Sister Jane]

Re: Employment Help

Sister Jane,

Your' story raises a troubling point seeing as how you are unmarried as such an advanced age and I am embarrassed to ask it; are you, you know, interested in voting for Hilary Clinton? Now I am not suggesting you have done anything, just are you (D) curious?

Admitting you have a problem is the first step in healing Sister Jane.

Oh, my!

While I can see why this question would come up, I can wholeheartedly assure you that I have no intention of voting for Hilary Clinton. I also have nothing to do with the Democraptastic Party. Perhaps one of you gentlemen would like to advise me on the correct local and federal choices in candidates?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Employment Help

Oh, my!

While I can see why this question would come up, I can wholeheartedly assure you that I have no intention of voting for Hilary Clinton. I also have nothing to do with the Democraptastic Party. Perhaps one of you gentlemen would like to advise me on the correct local and federal choices in candidates?

This is good to hear. Can we take it as read Sister Jane you own know work boots or flannel clothing? Remember Jesus will know if you are lying.

Well I think the presidential candidate for a good Christian is clear now that Church Norris has endorsed Huckabee.

[Sister Jane]

Re: Employment Help

This is good to hear. Can we take it as read Sister Jane you own know work boots or flannel clothing? Remember Jesus will know if you are lying.

I do own snow boots, but work boots are a little masculine for me...and flannel is ugly

[Talitha]

Re: Employment Help

Is it permissable for me to work while I am still unmarried? I am a nurse, trying to get a job in Freehold. Are only True Christian nurses allowed to work in your hospital? Will I be expected to quit when I marry?

And....if all nurses are expected to quit when they marry.....how do you staff the hospital?

Help!

I'm sorry my dear but freehold memorial only employs Women of a certain age and only after they have supplied plenty of Christian Soldiers for the Lord.
I suggest you make suitable Tithes to your favorite Church, get yourself a good strong healthy Christian man and start having children as soon as possible.
Forget silly thoughts about working.
Stay at home and look after your man. Bake him his favorite Pies make him happy. If he beats you don't forget to thank him.

It's what God made you for.

PRAISE THE LORD

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: Employment Help

I think our Sister Jane is unmarried because any man worth considering would be concerned that she has been exposed to believers in science, medicine, and evilution. Hospitals are filled with folks who have wasted their time and money ignoring the Lord's teachings in favor of a few Greenbacks.

Perhaps Sister Jane should quite her Hellbound profession and prove her abilities at baking pies, ironing shirts, and making her own proper ladies undergarments from whatever gunny sack of torn boat tarp Jesus throws in her direction?