[Abigail]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Praise the Lord. I'm so glad to hear that the evil work of those commie bastards has been undone!!

[Elijah71]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

When my eyes tear up they burn a lot, I was wondering if there was a Christian doctor in house at the moment who could help answer why? I tried to pray for an answer but apparently this concern isn't that great to God and I can understand why!

Thanks in advance, Janine Walker

I think God just wanted to show you His happiness for keeping yourself virgin.

Deuteronomy 22:23 If a damsel [that is] a VIRGIN be betrothed unto an husband, and a man find her in the city, and lie with her;

[Sgt. Jack Von Trap]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Because most non-Christian doctors are certified perverts who'll send her to a gynaecologist before she can say 'I'm perfectly OK below decks thank you'. That's why.

Idiot.

People here sell their fucking children to males over the internet, and all their children just so happen to be female.
I must be sorry for myself as I had to take tha lord's name in vain, but I must tell you that you are on the verge of becoming a homosexual sinner.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

People here sell their piffleing children to males over the internet, and all their children just so happen to be female.
I must be sorry for myself as I had to take tha lord's name in vain, but I must tell you that you are on the verge of becoming a homosexual sinner.

You wanna unpack that one for me Tonto? I honestly have no IDEA what your trying to say here.

And what in the sam scratch does that random jumble of words and letters have to do with what Brother McUinnean posted? Tell me the truth now, are you a retard, a foreigner, or a retard foreigner?

[Sgt. Jack Von Trap]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

You wanna unpack that one for me Tonto? I honestly have no IDEA what your trying to say here.

And what in the sam scratch does that random jumble of words and letters have to do with what Brother McUinnean posted? Tell me the truth now, are you a retard, a foreigner, or a retard foreigner?

So your American correct? America was founded under foreigners therefore you're a foreigner as well. The only true Americans are the Native Americans, so don't call me a foreigner when your family history is positively foreign. So shut your whore mouth.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

People here sell their piffleing children to males over the internet, and all their children just so happen to be female.
I must be sorry for myself as I had to take tha lord's name in vain, but I must tell you that you are on the verge of becoming a homosexual sinner.

Son, we merely follow what the Bible says. If it says you can sell your daughter to be a maid servant, we believe it.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

I don't know how to tell you this but I think she is in HELL for wearing too much makeup...If it wasn't for the mascara she still maybe with us.

I cannot believe young Janine is gone. And I have to say, if her father had put some simple heaters in her prayer shack, all this could have been avoided. Her poor young system wouldn't have been so run down. Brother Jim installed a heater in there at his own expense when she wrote here how she couldn't feel her fingers any more, but it was obviously too late.

But if we can learn anything from this, it's about the perils of wearing too much makeup.

(Men, you don't have to read this part.)

I have always favored a natural look, and I get my eyelashes dyed every 5 weeks so nothing looks cakey. Yes, there's the risk of losing your sight if the dye gets in your eyes, but now we see there's a risk from mascara getting in your eyes, too...so taking the risk once every five weeks is an improvement over taking your life in your hands a few times a day when you reapply mascara. Also if you run a little Vaseline across your eyebrows it will make them darker and keep them in place. Also can be used for lipgloss. Biting your lips can make them fuller and redder but you have to keep doing it.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

I cannot believe young Janine is gone. And I have to say, if her father had put some simple heaters in her prayer shack, all this could have been avoided. Her poor young system wouldn't have been so run down. Brother Jim installed a heater in there at his own expense when she wrote here how she couldn't feel her fingers any more, but it was obviously too late.

But if we can learn anything from this, it's about the perils of wearing too much makeup.

(Men, you don't have to read this part.)

I have always favored a natural look, and I get my eyelashes dyed every 5 weeks so nothing looks cakey. Yes, there's the risk of losing your sight if the dye gets in your eyes, but now we see there's a risk from mascara getting in your eyes, too...so taking the risk once every five weeks is an improvement over taking your life in your hands a few times a day when you reapply mascara. Also if you run a little Vaseline across your eyebrows it will make them darker and keep them in place. Also can be used for lipgloss. Biting your lips can make them fuller and redder but you have to keep doing it.

Mistress Cookie, in all the years that we have had err umm lunch, I was always amazed at your natural beauty. I thought those exquisite eyelashes where completely natural. You could just knock me over with a feather.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Mistress Cookie, in all the years that we have had err umm lunch, I was always amazed at your natural beauty. I thought those exquisite eyelashes where completely natural. You could just knock me over with a feather.

Well, we ladies do have our little secrets...I would draw the line at a padded brassiere, though. There are moral limits to "false advertising".

(Sisters, also don't give into a hairdresser telling you you'll look younger and more carefree with a short, Dorothy Hammel type bob. They're just trying to get you look like a man.)

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

I would just like to inform all of you that Brother Enoch will likely be a father again! Praise!

The surgery was a complete success. For modesty sake, I performed the surgery with the aid of various mirrors and several True Christian™ nurses, so that I would not have to look directly at either the nakedness of the replacement vulva once it was in place, or Brother Enoch's wife's worn and useless internal and external ladyparts that were being removed.

Brother Portway kindly offered to fly Brother Enoch to Freehold so he could be at his devoted wife’s bedside when she awoke from the anesthesia. I let Brother Enoch see the results of the operation, which I of course could not look at directly. After he was revived, I let him know that the swelling, bruising, and drainage would all gradually subside over the next six to eight weeks. He was also concerned about regularly clean and redressing the wound and the daily maintenance of the catheter, so we agreed that a True Christian™ nurse would accompany he and his lucky wife home!

As for her mammary glands, we discussed the surgery and this story that Brother Titus posted and your wife opted to skip the procedure.

My eternal gratitude to you Professor Bessemer for fixing the wife's nethers that have been broken for so long, and to Captain Portaway for the luxurious flight. I cannot possibly repay you for the kindness shown. And, of coure, to Brother James for footing the bill for all of this.

Landover is even more beautiful than I imagined, and I was overwhelmed to again be in the Godly United States of America after so long an absence. How you arranged for an international flight to not be checked by customs and immigration is beyond me, but I'm deeply grateful. I've sorely missed the US since it became impossible for me to cross the border without being arrested. (The misunderstanding with the hooker in Detroit you all know about).

I do have a delicate question however. Upon examination of the fine surgical work performed to replace my wife's broken plumbing, I noticed something startling. I guess it shouldn't have been startling, but I just hadn't considered it. It appears her new parts now include an intact hymen.

Does this mean we have to renew our wedding vows before I require her to perform her wifely duties? I'd hate to inadvertently sin in this matter.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

The surgery was a complete success!...I do have a delicate question however. Upon examination of the fine surgical work performed to replace my wife's broken plumbing, I noticed something startling...

I am so pleased that a little piece of Janine will live on in our community!

She would have wanted it that way.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

My eternal gratitude to you Professor Bessemer for fixing the wife's nethers that have been broken for so long, and to Captain Portaway for the luxurious flight. I cannot possibly repay you for the kindness shown. And, of coure, to Brother James for footing the bill for all of this.

Landover is even more beautiful than I imagined, and I was overwhelmed to again be in the Godly United States of America after so long an absence. How you arranged for an international flight to not be checked by customs and immigration is beyond me, but I'm deeply grateful. I've sorely missed the US since it became impossible for me to cross the border without being arrested. (The misunderstanding with the hooker in Detroit you all know about).

I do have a delicate question however. Upon examination of the fine surgical work performed to replace my wife's broken plumbing, I noticed something startling. I guess it shouldn't have been startling, but I just hadn't considered it. It appears her new parts now include an intact hymen.

Does this mean we have to renew our wedding vows before I require her to perform her wifely duties? I'd hate to inadvertently sin in this matter.

Thank you Brother! The Lord knows I am no expert as to the vagueries of female reproductive organs, but then again the Lord did create the internets for a reason. Praise!

When I first removed the late Janines external gentalia, I neglected to mark which end was up. Glory to Google images, for a simple image search of the word clitoris yielded a plethora of rather explicit images that sorted things right out.

I am sorry to say that the state of your wife's original vulva was little help to me as far as up/down orientation was concerned. Also, I will admit that I am at a loss as to the hymen issue. As a layperson however, I would think that the fact that you are married to your wife should suffice in this circumstance.

However, and I am simply guessing here, the fact that you have not exchanged vows with her replacement organs might be an issue. I suggest you contact a Pastor before you reconsumate your marriage, just to be on the safe side.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Thank you Brother! The Lord knows I am no expert as to the vagueries of female reproductive organs, but then again the Lord did create the internets for a reason. Praise!

When I first removed the late Janines external gentalia, I neglected to mark which end was up. Glory to Google images, for a simple image search of the word clitoris yielded a plethora of rather explicit images that sorted things right out.

I am sorry to say that the state of your wife's original vulva was little help to me as far as up/down orientation was concerned. Also, I will admit that I am at a loss as to the hymen issue. As a layperson however, I would think that the fact that you are married to your wife should suffice in this circumstance.

Up/down you got perfectly. Should have been oriented 90 degrees though, not that I'm complaining (not at all!). My wife, being of asian descent, had equipment that pointed east to west rather than north to south. Much like her asian eyes do. It's nice to see her nethers look normal.

However, and I am simply guessing here, the fact that you have not exchanged vows with her replacement organs might be an issue. I suggest you contact a Pastor before you reconsumate your marriage, just to be on the safe side.

Good advice. Me and the wife want to get back at it, as soon as we can, but it has to be right with Jesus. t

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

ATTENTION:

I understand that as Sister Janine was not deemed worthy of burial within hallowed ground, she was left out for the crows, etc. to dispose of.

Is her hair still there? Because it just occurred to me it was long and somewhat similar in color to mine, and I could make a braided switch out of it to decorate updos with.

Can someone check for me, and save whatever's left?

Thanks.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

ATTENTION:

I understand that as Sister Janine was not deemed worthy of burial within hallowed ground, she was left out for the crows, etc. to dispose of.

Is her hair still there? Because it just occurred to me it was long and somewhat similar in color to mine, and I could make a braided switch out of it to decorate updos with.

Can someone check for me, and save whatever's left?

Thanks.

Cookie, I called Lamont, he is heading there with some sheep shears.
I told him to take the hair to your servants entrance. Keep an eye out for a very large nigra, he is about 6'- 6'' and weighs around 235 lbs. A real nice fellow, if you need him for any thing at all, keep him for the evening
YIC James