Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

[Janine Walker]

When my eyes tear up they burn a lot, I was wondering if there was a Christian doctor in house at the moment who could help answer why? I tried to pray for an answer but apparently this concern isn't that great to God and I can understand why!

Thanks in advance, Janine Walker

[Fascinated]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Why would you need a christian doctor for something that's clearly not a religious matter?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Why would you need a christian doctor for something that's clearly not a religious matter?

Because most non-Christian doctors are certified perverts who'll send her to a gynaecologist before she can say 'I'm perfectly OK below decks thank you'. That's why.

Idiot.

[Fascinated]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Because most non-Christian doctors are certified perverts who'll send her to a gynaecologist before she can say 'I'm perfectly OK below decks thank you'. That's why.

Idiot.

And you have genuine proof of this? If so, please share.

[Janine Walker]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

And you have genuine proof of this? If so, please share.

http://gothamist.com/2008/06/13/suspected_fake_gynecologist_arreste.php

http://articles.latimes.com/2006/mar/24/local/me-ocbriefs24.1

if that isn't enough just... go here

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=gynocolgist+arrested

[Abigail]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Janine, I'm sorry to hear of your affliction. Have you considered that maybe it might in fact be a blessing from God to keep you from the sin of pride?

Praying that God gives you patience and grace to bear this affliction.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Well, technically I am a doctor (Th.D. and D.Min) so I am more than qualified to answer this question. What you are feeling is your tears are loaded with impure thoughts and temptation. Whenever Satan whispers into your ear and tries to get you to stray from the Good Book...like lying, coveting, or even trying to pursue a college education even though you're a woman, it comes out in the form of tears. And they burn because they're filled with Hellfire.

Rest assured, this is just your pure body cleaning itself out though! Much like a bowel movement.

Psalm 126:5 They that sow in tears shall reap in joy

Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away

You will be perfectly alright.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Having never cried in my entire life, I can't help you with this problem Sister.

But - just checking - you haven't been to any "funeral protest" lately have you? The police is known to make you cry, but I guess the pain comes before the tears IIRC.

[Janine Walker]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Well, technically I am a doctor (Th.D. and D.Min) so I am more than qualified to answer this question. What you are feeling is your tears are loaded with impure thoughts and temptation. Whenever Satan whispers into your ear and tries to get you to stray from the Good Book...like lying, coveting, or even trying to pursue a college education even though you're a woman, it comes out in the form of tears. And they burn because they're filled with Hellfire.

Rest assured, this is just your pure body cleaning itself out though! Much like a bowel movement.

Psalm 126:5 They that sow in tears shall reap in joy

Revelation 21:4 And God shall wipe away all tears from their eyes; and there shall be no more death, neither sorrow, nor crying, neither shall there be any more pain: for the former things are passed away

You will be perfectly alright.

Wow, that makes a lot more sense now. I'm so happy to be part of this community that actually gives sound advice. I was looking at it on Google and these people said it's because your eyes are "dry." Now I ain't the smartest pack of the bunch but what type of idiocy is that? Your eyes hurt because tears were making them less dry? Haha, crazy people, I tell you!

@Wide-Open

I've never been to a funeral protest, why would I protest someone going to Hell if God's Good Word tells them it's going to happen?

[Fascinated]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

http://gothamist.com/2008/06/13/susp...st_arreste.php

http://articles.latimes.com/2006/mar/24/local/me-ocbriefs24.1

if that isn't enough just... go here

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...lgist+arrested

One of them wasn't even a doctor, just someone faking. The other was already a gynecologist. This doesn't prove that doctors who aren't christian will refer a patient with stinging eyes to a perverted gynecologist, your assumptions are null and void.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

One of them wasn't even a doctor, just someone faking. The other was already a gynecologist. This doesn't prove that doctors who aren't christian will refer a patient with stinging eyes to a perverted gynecologist, your assumptions are null and void.

Oh, are you a doctor? No? Then I suggest you stop making medical diagnoses over the internets on people you do not even know!

Janine came into my office at LBU late this afternoon and I and two other True Chirstian™ Certified Prayer Technicians prayed over her eyes for over twenty minutes. She should be fine.

And Janine, the balance of your bill should be paid by next Sunday dear. Remember, Jesus only grants medical prayers to those who pay their bills.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Oh, are you a doctor? No? Then I suggest you stop making medical diagnoses over the internets on people you do not even know!

Janine came into my office at LBU late this afternoon and I and two other True Chirstian™ Certified Prayer Technicians prayed over her eyes for over twenty minutes. She should be fine.

And Janine, the balance of your bill should be paid by next Sunday dear. Remember, Jesus only grants medical prayers to those who pay their bills.

Professor, she is only 15, I don't think she even has a job. Just send the bill to me. She can repay me at a latter time. I am sure we will be able to work something out in lue of cash.

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Professor, she is only 15, I don't think she even has a job. Just send the bill to me. She can repay me at a latter time. I am sure we will be able to work something out in lue of cash.

Perfect! Maybe she learn the value of good hard work by scrubbing the messicant's toilets or something.

"She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness." Proverbs 31:27

[Janine Walker]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Perfect! Maybe she learn the value of good hard work by scrubbing the messicant's toilets or something.

"She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness." Proverbs 31:27

Honey, I wouldn't want to take your job.. I'd feel really bad!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

Honey, I wouldn't want to take your job.. I'd feel really bad!

That is not my job, Sister. I'm Brother James's personal assistant and staff coordinator. Don't worry though, I'm sure we can find something for you to do.

How do you feel about cleaning stables? Girls your age like horses, right?