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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #46
    Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

    Originally posted by Fascinated View Post
    Did she die whilst in the coma? Or was her life support unplugged? I've read conflicting views on the matter.
    She died while in the coma, then the life support was unplugged after she was dead. No real need to keep a corpse hooked up to life support, is there?

    Originally posted by Teach me View Post
    It was unplugged. Personally, I'm enraged that this happened. She put a simple cry for help over a simple medical matter, but instead it was treated poorly. She lost her life over this, then was mocked that she was going to Hell for wearing too much make-up, and spending too much time on the computer.
    Friend, Janine was not mocked at all here, though it is fairly obvious she must be roasting in Hell. Even ignoring the fact that she painted her face like a Jezebel, ignored her chores to spend time on the internet and may have been attempting to seduce my employer (), it's still obvious she wasn't Saved(c) because she didn't bare any children.

    "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." 1 Timothy 2:15

    At times like these, we need to take heart in the fact that it is God's Will, and God's Will alone that determines when a person will die. We only have a certain amount of allotted time, and she should have spent her time being a little more serious about her Salvation(c). That's why I won't have any problem laughing at her as she burns eternally.

    "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • Teach me
      Unsaved trash
      • Jan 2011
      • 51

      #47
      Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Is there a reason you have to spew your hatred on this particular thread? Leave the dead in peace.
      I'm not trying to spew my hatred. Just voicing my disgust that a young girl lost her life because she was not cared for properly. I understand that our beliefs differ on this, so I can have enough respect for that to not insult it too much. I only hope I will receive the same respect for mine.

      Originally posted by barton View Post
      Are you a medical doctor? No, you're not.

      On the other hand, we have many fine professionals who rendered appropriate levels of care to Janine, within the parameters set forth by our faith. I don't think she suffered much. Certainly, it was nothing compared to the horror that awaits her come Judgment Day when she discovers her name is not in the Book of Life!

      I don't totally rejoice at Janine's death and pending damnation. I am however proud to be a True Christian™. I have an awesome God on my side! I am on the winning team and I'm not going to apologize for having some happy thoughts that another enemy has bitten the dust.
      No, I'm not a medical doctor. Are you? I'm sure they did everything they could for her, but from what I understood, they only prayed for her previously when she cried out for help. I did not spew hatred towars her, but her fellow members surely did. They rejoiced at the fact they get to see her burn when they're in heaven. Do you think this pleases your GOD to hear such things, or that none of you did anything to prevent her salvation? None of you know if she went to Heaven, or Hell, but you will surely find out when you meet the same fate she did. Only question is.. how will your fellow members you so valiantly defend/fight for treat you after? Will they mock you, as they have this young girl?

      Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
      She died while in the coma, then the life support was unplugged after she was dead. No real need to keep a corpse hooked up to life support, is there?



      Friend, Janine was not mocked at all here, though it is fairly obvious she must be roasting in Hell. Even ignoring the fact that she painted her face like a Jezebel, ignored her chores to spend time on the internet and may have been attempting to seduce my employer (), it's still obvious she wasn't Saved© because she didn't bare any children.

      "Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." 1 Timothy 2:15

      At times like these, we need to take heart in the fact that it is God's Will, and God's Will alone that determines when a person will die. We only have a certain amount of allotted time, and she should have spent her time being a little more serious about her Salvation©. That's why I won't have any problem laughing at her as she burns eternally.

      "He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
      You realize that she was only 15? It's illegal in the United States to have sexual relations under the age (depending on what state). What will you do if the day you burn for making such a bold statement as: "That's why I won't have any problem laughing at her as she burns eternally. " When your fellow members chastice you, as you are doing now?

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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #48
        Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

        Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
        I can confirm Dr. Manning on this. Jannine was disconnected from life support and the organ harvest commenced immediately.
        I am saddened by Janine's passing. She was such a lovely young thing.

        On the subject of organ harvesting, are um... Janine's groinal organs still viable? My wife, you see, was forced to undergo a hysterectomy after the birth of our last son 5 years ago. Her womb (uterus?) was torn out by the Godless communist doctors of Canada, because (they said) it was the only way to save her life. We both believe they actually forced her to do it stop her from making more Soldiers for Christ. She has been depressed ever since. This kind of thing is common in the Canadian Hellhole of socialized medicine.

        Anyway, they left her ovaries intact, so she can still bear me more sons if only she had the other parts.

        When she heard that there may be a new uterus for her, she was overjoyed. I haven't seen her smile or heard her laugh for 5 years. She is praying the uterus, and also the attendant outer parts (since her outer parts are quite worn out) are still available. She and I agree that replacement of both outer and inner parts will aid in the conception of more soldier for Christ.

        Brother James has agreed to pay for charter flight to Landover if the organs are still viable and not already spoken for.

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        • InvisiblePinkUnicorn
          Unsaved trash, Hateful godmocker
          • Jan 2010
          • 92

          #49
          Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

          Originally posted by Teach me View Post
          I understand that our beliefs differ on this, so I can have enough respect for that to not insult it too much.
          Wait, what? Are you freakin' kidding me? Are you that indoctrinated into "respect for religion" that you can't look at a bunch of christian scientist families and condemn them 100%? They have said multiple times in this thread that they gave her the best possible care: prayer. They let one of their children DIE because they refused to take her to a doctor for what possibly could have been a spec of dust in her are and you.... RESPECT their belief that that is right? How do you breath with their "respect my faith" hands around your throat so tight that you can't even speak sense? Let me guess: When all those muslims rioted over a silly cartoon in an obscure Danish newspaper and over 50 people were killed worldwide as a result because some people were offended, you said, "Oh well, I respect their belief in a 1500 year old pedophile who rode a magic horse to heaven so I better not offened them by saying that rioting worldwide over some cartoon is morally reprehensible." Wake up!

          People like you make me sick.

          Let me show you how it is done:

          To the people of Landover:

          You facilitated the death of this girl by advising her not to seek medical treatment and to pray instead. By all accounts you are guilty of negligence and possibly of manslaughter due to that negligence. You should be ashamed of yourselves, after all, everyone else is ashamed of you. You demonstrate the worst humanity has to offer on a regular basis. The only thing that brightens my day in this otherwise terrible time is the knowledge that your numbers are dwindling as we rational people drag humanity, kicking and screaming, out of the darkness of religious insanity towards the light of rationality and the scientific method. One day your descendants will be ashamed of you and your bronze age mythology. You are children huddling for warmth provided by an magic, invisible father figure. I would pity you if it were for the evil you do.



          Even if she was a whore who got what was coming to her.
          "And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron." - Judges 1:19

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          • Gabriel Reproba
            Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
            The Most Honest Lawyer in America
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2009
            • 2479

            #50
            Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

            Originally posted by Teach me View Post
            You may have quit masturbating, but obviously you haven't stopped thinking about the act of sex, or anything that entails it.
            Originally posted by Teach me View Post
            I'm celebrating sex? I didn't even have that thought in my head. One of your True Christian members mentioned the thought of how many sons she could bare, and I thought that's a little uncalled for since she jsut passed away when all he can think about is impure thoughts of an underaged girl.
            You pervert! Talking about the ability of a woman to become a good wife by bearing lots of kids is NOT about sex. It is about how well suited she may have been to serving the LORD. When you look at a woman with large (forgive me, ladies) breast, does your mind immediately jump to sex? of course not. You think of how well suited she would be for raising many sons to be soldiers for the Lord.

            Originally posted by Teach me View Post
            I understand that our beliefs differ on this, so I can have enough respect for that to not insult it too much. I only hope I will receive the same respect for mine.
            Of course you respect our beliefs. They come from the Bible and are, therefor, the right beliefs. Why should we respect yours? You are an atheist who believes in NOTHING BUT YOURSELF. You are the sick one, not us.
            Yours In Christ,

            Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

            Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

            Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
            Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
            The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
            Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
            How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
            20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
            God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
            Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
            Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
            Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
            There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
            Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

            Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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            • Gabriel Reproba
              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2009
              • 2479

              #51
              Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

              Originally posted by InvisiblePinkUnicorn View Post
              CRAZY RANT REMOVED
              Whoa there, horsey. Why don't you take a day off of posting while you cool down?
              Yours In Christ,

              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

              Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

              Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
              Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
              The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
              Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
              How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
              20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
              God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
              Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
              Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
              Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
              There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
              Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

              Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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              • Teach me
                Unsaved trash
                • Jan 2011
                • 51

                #52
                Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                You pervert! Talking about the ability of a woman to become a good wife by bearing lots of kids is NOT about sex. It is about how well suited she may have been to serving the LORD. When you look at a woman with large (forgive me, ladies) breast, does your mind immediately jump to sex? of course not. You think of how well suited she would be for raising many sons to be soldiers for the Lord.



                Of course you respect our beliefs. They come from the Bible and are, therefor, the right beliefs. Why should we respect yours? You are an atheist who believes in NOTHING BUT YOURSELF. You are the sick one, not us.
                Oh, so how do you have kids then? I'm sorry, but when I look at a girl's tits I don't think of how many kids I can have with her to serve your Lord. I just simply see she has large tits and go on with my life. I'm not a perverted person, as you would like to think. I tried to show respect towards the girl that died, by straying from a religious debate, but you continually drag me into these. I respected your beliefs because I was doing the mature thing to do. I believe in many other things than myself, and your ignorance insults me. I'm not the sick one here, sir. You are all mentally disturbed. You really think clasping your hands together and uttering words to nothing is going to heal her? I cannot believe that you're so ignorant to boast a claim as you have. You're too ignorant to understand this was your fault, then justify her death through your faith, and criticize her for her life saying she is burning in Hell. In my infraction you told me to show respect to the dead and I did. I stood up for her and what should have been done, not letting her die. I assumed that if I would show you some what some respect, then I would receive some in return, but I see that was a mistake. I will never again show any of you respect as human beings, or close to that. As for the guy saying I make him sick. I don't really care what you think, or say I should have handeled it. I handled it the way I did, so deal with it.

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                • Lycia The Repentant
                  Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
                  Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 2019

                  #53
                  Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                  Originally posted by Teach me View Post
                  You realize that she was only 15? It's illegal in the United States to have sexual relations under the age (depending on what state).
                  I know it is, and the Bible is very clear on the fact that we need to follow secular law.

                  "Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God. Whosoever therefore resisteth the power, resisteth the ordinance of God: and they that resist shall receive to themselves damnation. For rulers are not a terror to good works, but to the evil. Wilt thou then not be afraid of the power? do that which is good, and thou shalt have praise of the same: For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil." Romans 13:1-4

                  Maybe when we elect a real Godly Republican president, we can make strides to change secular law so sad scenarios like this won't happen again. Praise Jesus!

                  What will you do if the day you burn for making such a bold statement as: "That's why I won't have any problem laughing at her as she burns eternally. " When your fellow members chastice you, as you are doing now?
                  Why would I burn in Hell for saying that? The Bible says that sinners burning in Hell are for the Saved(c) and the Lord to hold in derision; I even posted the appropriate scripture to prove it.

                  However, if I did backslide back into my life of sin and God smote me for my wickedness, I would fully expect my Brothers and Sisters here to rejoice in the fact that I wouldn't be around anymore to corrupt other people and drag them into Hell with me. We care so much for living sinners here that we devote a substantial amount of time and resources to getting them Saved(c), but once they're beyond Salvation (by being smote by God, for instance), then we can only be happy that they won't be able to tempt others into sin. What's wrong with that?
                  "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

                  An Important Reminder for all unSaved© Ladies
                  Protect Yourself! Important Information about Demons
                  My five Six Step Guide to Stopping Your Miserable Harlotry!
                  Do you hate fornication? Join the Junior Anti-Sex League and help stop it today!
                  An Open Question to All false christians.

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                  • James Dewitt
                    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 6267

                    #54
                    Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                    I am saddened by Janine's passing. She was such a lovely young thing.

                    On the subject of organ harvesting, are um... Janine's groinal organs still viable? My wife, you see, was forced to undergo a hysterectomy after the birth of our last son 5 years ago. Her womb (uterus?) was torn out by the Godless communist doctors of Canada, because (they said) it was the only way to save her life. We both believe they actually forced her to do it stop her from making more Soldiers for Christ. She has been depressed ever since. This kind of thing is common in the Canadian Hellhole of socialized medicine.

                    Anyway, they left her ovaries intact, so she can still bear me more sons if only she had the other parts.

                    When she heard that there may be a new uterus for her, she was overjoyed. I haven't seen her smile or heard her laugh for 5 years. She is praying the uterus, and also the attendant outer parts (since her outer parts are quite worn out) are still available. She and I agree that replacement of both outer and inner parts will aid in the conception of more soldier for Christ.

                    Brother James has agreed to pay for charter flight to Landover if the organs are still viable and not already spoken for.
                    I have a jet on stand by. I think its a wonderful idea to harvest Janine's err um lady bits, it would be a darn shame to let a perfectly good....go to wast. I bet you can get 5 or 6 more children before you ware out the new ........ never mind you know what I mean.

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                    • Gabriel Reproba
                      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2479

                      #55
                      Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                      I had a young man come to me this morning, full of grief. It turns out that he had been courting Janine for some time. (Christian courting like trips to the soda fountain and sitting on a bench in the park!) He said that he wanted to put together a multimedia presentation honoring Janine for the viewing/funeral. He suggested starting off with the following:



                      I know it is godless rock and roll, but it is so on point for the situation that I am considering allowing it, if for no other purpose than to serve as a warning message. (The boyfriend confided in me that he and introduced Janine to Morranicey!)
                      Yours In Christ,

                      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                      • Daisy Mae Johnson
                        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15708

                        #56
                        Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                        Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post



                        I know it is godless rock and roll, but it is so on point for the situation that I am considering allowing it,

                        Brother I clicked on the vid to listen and the beat made me want to swing my hips and snap my fingers to the rhythm!

                        I threw my computer across the room and rebuked it in the name of JESUS! Now I think there is a demon in my computer room and I'm afraid to go back in!

                        Will everyone please say a prayer to help rid my home of this rock and roll demon!
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                        • James Dewitt
                          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                          • Jan 2010
                          • 6267

                          #57
                          Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                          Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                          Brother I clicked on the vid to listen and the beat made me want to swing my hips and snap my fingers to the beat!

                          I threw my computer across the room and rebuked it in the name of JESUS! Now I think there is a demon in my computer room and I'm afraid to go back in!

                          Will everyone please say a prayer to help rid my home of this rock and roll demon!

                          Daisy Mae, print this out and say it every day. It will keep the demons out of your hard drive and associated slots.


                          In the name of JESUS, I cover myself and the one reading this with the Blood of JESUS. I ask for giant warrior angels to protect us. As your war club and weapons of war, I break down, undam, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, psychic prayers, psychic thoughts, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, psychic power, psychic warfare, prayer chains, incense and candle burning, incantations, chanting, blessings, hoodoo, crystals, root works, and everything else being sent my way, or my family member's way, or Landover Baptis Church, and I return it, and the demons to the sender, SEVENFOLD, and I bind it to them by the Blood of Jesus, and I cut and burn their ungodly silver cord and lay lines, in JESUS' Name.

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #58
                            Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                            Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                            I have a jet on stand by. I think its a wonderful idea to harvest Janine's err um lady bits, it would be a darn shame to let a perfectly good....go to wast. I bet you can get 5 or 6 more children before you ware out the new ........ never mind you know what I mean.
                            Many thanks Brother James. The wife boarded your charter flight 2 hours ago and should be arriving in Freehold in about 2 hours. She has an additional request. After 8 children her mammary glands and packaging are no longer anywhere near their prime, so... anyway she'll make the request herself when she arrives. Thanks again!

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #59
                              Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                              Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                              Many thanks Brother James. The wife boarded your charter flight 2 hours ago and should be arriving in Freehold in about 2 hours. She has an additional request. After 8 children her mammary glands and packaging are no longer anywhere near their prime, so... anyway she'll make the request herself when she arrives. Thanks again!
                              Praise Jesus, it just goes to show you that some good can come from a sinner going to hell. I am sure that Professor Bessemer will make a new woman of your wife.

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                              • Professor Bessemer
                                Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
                                Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
                                Darwin's Worst Nightmare
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2009
                                • 2952

                                #60
                                Re: Why do my eyes burn when I have tears?

                                I would just like to inform all of you that Brother Enoch will likely be a father again! Praise!

                                The surgery was a complete success. For modesty sake, I performed the surgery with the aid of various mirrors and several True Christian™ nurses, so that I would not have to look directly at either the nakedness of the replacement vulva once it was in place, or Brother Enoch's wife's worn and useless internal and external ladyparts that were being removed.

                                Brother Portway kindly offered to fly Brother Enoch to Freehold so he could be at his devoted wife’s bedside when she awoke from the anesthesia. I let Brother Enoch see the results of the operation, which I of course could not look at directly. After he was revived, I let him know that the swelling, bruising, and drainage would all gradually subside over the next six to eight weeks. He was also concerned about regularly clean and redressing the wound and the daily maintenance of the catheter, so we agreed that a True Christian™ nurse would accompany he and his lucky wife home!

                                As for her mammary glands, we discussed the surgery and this story that Brother Titus posted and your wife opted to skip the procedure.
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