i have never been exposed to god

[matt11]

my parents were not very godly and they did not teach me much about god and the bible so i have had to try to understand the world all by myself and it has been very complicated at times

i discovered your website from friends who showed me your mario statement about mario homosexual propaganda. they said it was funny, but as i read more threads i started to become intrigued. alot made sense!

my name is matt and i am 17 i love life alot and i like more than anything to learn! i think there are so much interesting and beautiful things to investigate in our universe but i cannot do it alone! that is why im posting here to meet new people and broaden my horizons. i feel i know alot, but with the insite of god, i may learn more than i possibyl could imagine!

i have had christian friends and they were good people. my first question is how do i start??!?

[Talitha]

Re: i have never been exposed to god

my parents were not very godly and they did not teach me much about god and the bible so i have had to try to understand the world all by myself and it has been very complicated at times

i discovered your website from friends who showed me your mario statement about mario homosexual propaganda. they said it was funny, but as i read more threads i started to become intrigued. alot made sense!

my name is matt and i am 17 i love life alot and i like more than anything to learn! i think there are so much interesting and beautiful things to investigate in our universe but i cannot do it alone! that is why im posting here to meet new people and broaden my horizons. i feel i know alot, but with the insite of god, i may learn more than i possibyl could imagine!

i have had christian friends and they were good people. my first question is how do i start??!?

Well, officially you are Underage and I should Ban you.

You can start by letting me know why I shouldn't do so.

[matt11]

Re: i have never been exposed to god

Well, officially you are Underage and I should Ban you.

You can start by letting me know why I shouldn't do so.

i am underaged for god?

[Talitha]

Re: i have never been exposed to god

i am underaged for god?

You are Underage for God's Favorite Forum.

I take it you don't have good reason?

[matt11]

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You are Underage for God's Favorite Forum.

I take it you don't have good reason?

i am actually 18 i said 17 by mistake my bad i am 18

[One-eyed Jack]

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Well, friend (who is 18!) the world is a complicated place.

Fortunately, God gave us the Bible to help us understand it. Now, you might read that some secularists like Isaac Asimov questioned the usefulness of the Bible. For instance, they asked, why didn't God tell us how to cure cancer? Or give the Hebrews a good solid explanation of germ theory? Think how that would have advanced medical treatment! Or He could have at least written instructions for sterile surgical technique!

But Lo! The Lord gave us much more valuable and precise information than these atheistical mockers imagine!

And if the priest look on the plague of the scall, and, behold, it be not in sight deeper than the skin, and that there is no black hair in it; then the priest shall shut up him that hath the plague of the scall seven days:

And in the seventh day the priest shall look on the plague: and, behold, if the scall spread not, and there be in it no yellow hair, and the scall be not in sight deeper than the skin;

He shall be shaven, but the scall shall he not shave; and the priest shall shut up him that hath the scall seven days more:

And in the seventh day the priest shall look on the scall: and, behold, if the scall be not spread in the skin, nor be in sight deeper than the skin; then the priest shall pronounce him clean: and he shall wash his clothes, and be clean. Leviticus 13:31-34

Or, God being omniscient and eternal, could have given us a good design for a fusion powerplant. Or for solar cells whose ability to capture sunlight is as good as green plants! He could have warned us about World War II. Or told us not to trust Tricky Dick Nixon.

But instead, he gave us much more interesting and valuable information in His perfect and great book!

And after all this the LORD smote him in his bowels with an incurable disease.

And it came to pass, that in process of time, after the end of two years, his bowels fell out by reason of his sickness: so he died of sore diseases. And his people made no burning for him, like the burning of his fathers. 2 Chronicles 21:18,19

Now, isn't it more important to know that 2500 years ago King Jehoram died of a rectal prolapse than it is to know how to provide society with clean, efficient power?

I certainly think so!

God's great Book is the perfect source of all knowledge.

Praise the Lord!

~~ OEJ

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: i have never been exposed to god

my parents were not very godly and they did not teach me much about god and the bible so i have had to try to understand the world all by myself and it has been very complicated at times

i discovered your website from friends who showed me your mario statement about mario homosexual propaganda. they said it was funny, but as i read more threads i started to become intrigued. alot made sense!

my name is matt and i am 17 i love life alot and i like more than anything to learn! i think there are so much interesting and beautiful things to investigate in our universe but i cannot do it alone! that is why im posting here to meet new people and broaden my horizons. i feel i know alot, but with the insite of god, i may learn more than i possibyl could imagine!

i have had christian friends and they were good people. my first question is how do i start??!?

You start by telling the truth. your birthday is Dec.12, 1990, which makes you 17, not 18.

Next step would be to use proper grammar and punctuation when posting. Not capitalizing words like "God" is not only lazy, it is disrespectful.

I suggest that you spend the next year studying the Holy KJV1611 Bible, and praying to Jesus that He cure you of whatever perversions you currently practice.

I'll be praying for you too. Let's hope that Jesus doesn't kill you before you turn 18.

[MacDaddy]

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Young Brother,

One thing the others mention failed to mention (Because they are so busy saving heathen trash like us) and of course the answer to your question "How do I start?"

Please hit the Paypal button below, and will have started your journey to Salvation

[Bobby-Joe]

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i have had christian friends and they were good people. my first question is how do i start??!?

Why do you think those friends of your are Christians or even good? If they were good Christians like us they would be trying to help you avoid damnation. I strongly suggest you work hard at making it up to the Lord for your sins before He sends and angel to kill you.

[Katertart]

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You are Underage for God's Favorite Forum.

I take it you don't have good reason?

If it was 'Gods' Favorite forum, why would he have an age limit on it?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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If it was 'Gods' Favorite forum, why would he have an age limit on it?

Our high-priced joo lawyers told us that certain parts of the Holy Bible may be too...racy for young ears. Some atheist parents could try and sue us for allowing their unsaved brats for exposing them to God's raw truth.

Also, this Godly forum is regularly haunted by maggots, queers, witches and mudslimes who are apt to spew the most vile, hateful things you can imagine. It is our Christian duty to do battle with unsaved scum, but we don't want to risk traumatizing any innocents while we do.

Have you Tithed yet, 'tart?

[VictoryOS]

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It's really a good thing that we have an age limit here at Landover Baptist. Sometimes trolls come here just to post pornography because they somehow believe it will turn us against Jesus. We don't want the little ones to see these disgusting things and have their young minds warped by seeing a lady's private parts, especially in such an unflattering manner.

[Katertart]

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Kate. Not " 'Tart ". And also, How can you say you want to save these people, yet you call them 'trolls, scum, and brats'. You can't help people, and have them let you help them, while you call them names, and thrash them, you just push them away.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: i have never been exposed to god

Kate. Not " 'Tart ". And also, How can you say you want to save these people, yet you call them 'trolls, scum, and brats'. You can't help people, and have them let you help them, while you call them names, and thrash them, you just push them away.

Our Church motto is "Unsaved = Unwelcome".

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[JennyD]

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Kate. Not " 'Tart ". And also, How can you say you want to save these people, yet you call them 'trolls, scum, and brats'. You can't help people, and have them let you help them, while you call them names, and thrash them, you just push them away.

Taterkart, I suggest you look about this forum and see what manner of attacks and insults we must bear daily.

People join this forum with no point other than to mock Jesus. They have chosen the path to eternal damnation. Are you saying we should let them believe that Jesus is a doormat for them to scrub their dog poo-encrusted Vans upon?

We are instructed by the Word of God (as Pastor Ezekiel has so graciously quoted for you) not to have anything to do with those who do not seek Him. That means we do not graciously welcome those who abuse Jesus.

Those who wish to learn and discuss God and His Word are always welcome, of course. Mockers, trolls, Mormons, and similar scum are not.