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  • Magic tard
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    • Feb 2008
    • 51
    #1

    Tips

    Does anyone have some tips on how to do astral projection? it sounds really cool to have an out of body experience.
    "I'm too stupid to come up with a good signature."
    whoever said this is hilarious.
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78555
      #2
      Re: Tips

      Originally posted by Magic tard View Post
      Does anyone have some tips on how to do astral projection? it sounds really cool to have an out of body experience.
      Sure, pal. Drink a bottle of draino and you'll have that "out of body experience" you crave so much.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Sionisx2
          On Probation
          • Feb 2008
          • 191
          #3
          Re: Tips

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Sure, pal. Drink a bottle of draino and you'll have that "out of body experience" you crave so much.
          Wow, way to be sadistic in that post. But I was expecting something sadistic when I scrolled down enough to see a reply by you.

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            • lord warrior
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Sep 2007
              • 406
              #4
              Re: Tips

              Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
              Wow, way to be sadistic in that post. But I was expecting something sadistic when I scrolled down enough to see a reply by you.
              And you haven't been banned yet for that one. You should stop screwing the boy next door and get Jesus before it's too late.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405
                  #5
                  Re: Tips

                  Originally posted by Sionisx2 View Post
                  Wow, way to be sadistic in that post. But I was expecting something sadistic when I scrolled down enough to see a reply by you.
                  Really Sionisx, considering the poster Zeke was replying to was clearly trolling Pastor Zeke's response was appropriate. We Christians have the right to defend ourselves against the blatant persecution we have to endure for our beliefs. The fact that you don't support us makes me think you an atheist out to mock us Christians.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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