Keeping faith?

[Justice Jay]

Hello, my name is Jay, and I've come here asking for some much needed guidance and assistance. So here is my story, I have always been a loving Christian, I use to be at church every Sunday to hear God's word. Now my faith is slowly slipping away though, some horrid events have happend in my life recently and I can't help myself from sitting here asking, Why?

The one problem bugging me the most right now is my best friend, Michael, who comes to church with me every Sunday and always hangs out with me on weekends, is constantley being threatened and psychologically tortured by people living in my small town because he is of African American race.

He is so brave, even with all of the threats he still can walk into church and listen to God's word. He doesn't blame God or the people that threaten him. I try to teach people here to not judge by races or skin color but they just won't listen.

So I come here asking for advice from you good holy christians, and hopefully I can find a way to solve or atleast lighten up this problem.

[Nobar King]

Re: Keeping faith?

There's still hope for you and your friend. That's why Jesus led you here. You should invite your friend here, too, maybe he can study to become an ex-negro.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Keeping faith?

Friend,

I think the problem with your' community. If your’ friend Jay is as ex-black as you say then there is no reason for another Christian to scorn or shun him. Does President Bush scorn or shun ex-black Condi Rice? No! Clearly the community is wrong for not accepting all things are possible for Christ.

I say every opportunity you should remind your' friends that if they don’t learn how stop hating and learn how to love Jesus will sooner or latter send one of His warrior angels to hunt them down and brutally kill them. Point out how every time they are injured in an accident, get ill or suffer any misfortune is because of God’s wrath. Remind your friends what just happened to New Orleans and Southern California, how God destroyed them for hating their gay neighbors instead of helping the gays become ex-gays like Jesus wants.

I pray this will help.

[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: Keeping faith?

...I can't help myself from sitting here asking, Why?

Cuz Jesus wants it to happen.

[Deaner]

Re: Keeping faith?

The one problem bugging me the most right now is my best friend, Michael, who comes to church with me every Sunday and always hangs out with me on weekends, is constantley being threatened and psychologically tortured by people living in my small town because he is of African American race.

Well you've received some good advice here friend but the easiest solution to me would be to stop hanging out with niggers. It would seem the townsfolk are not psychologically torturing him as much as sending him a warning not to rape any white women or steal pies.

Perhaps if you set up your friend in a little shoe shine business out in front of the church so the townsfolk can get to know him. Hell, if he does a good job somebody might even give him a piece of apple.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Keeping faith?

Hello, my name is Jay, and I've come here asking for some much needed guidance and assistance. So here is my story, I have always been a loving Christian, I use to be at church every Sunday to hear God's word. Now my faith is slowly slipping away though, some horrid events have happend in my life recently and I can't help myself from sitting here asking, Why?

....blah blah blah...

So I come here asking for advice from you good holy christians, and hopefully I can find a way to solve or atleast lighten up this problem.

Why don't you just fess up and tell us the truth? The coon is your boyfreind, right? You two like to play queer mario games on your x-box, right?

Did you just come in here to mock Christ?

[ForGodsSake]

Re: Keeping faith?

I smell a rotting troll.....

[JennyD]

Re: Keeping faith?

Hello, my name is Jay, and I've come here asking for some much needed guidance and assistance. So here is my story, I have always been a loving Christian, I use to be at church every Sunday to hear God's word. Now my faith is slowly slipping away though, some horrid events have happend in my life recently and I can't help myself from sitting here asking, Why?

Mister Jay, I'm reminded of our old friend Job. I bet he asked "Why?" a lot, too. Remember him?

One day, Satan made a bet with God. He said, "I bet I can get your very favorite servant, Job, to abandon you." God said, "Nuh-uh!" (Or words to that effect.)

God let Satan kill off Job's family and cattle and take away everything he had, but Job went on praising God.

Then God let Satan torture Job with horrible boils, herpes, and the AIDS, not to mention gingivitis and terrible body odor. Finally, Satan made Job's hair nappy, just like your Negro friend. (Or tortures to that effect.)

Still, Job praised God.

Well, I bet Job was wondering WHY God was torturing him like this. Truth was, God had a bet running, and telling Job, well, that would have ruined the surprise for Satan!

Have you considered the possibility that Satan hit God up to go double-or-nothing?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Keeping faith?

All good advice for you and your little friend JustJay, I am especially misty eyed by the Deaners idea of the shoe shine stand. White people always have need of shiney shoes and I have always said that nothings frees the soul more than self-employment (except Jesus of course). Stop fretting over the alleged abuse of your darkie friend, he probably is not even aware of it.