I need HELP!

[Heroine]

I love metal but apparently The Lord hates it, what should I listen to indtead?

[Heroine]

Re: I need HELP!

Instead*

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need HELP!

I love metal but apparently The Lord hates it, what should I listen to indtead?

You love metal? What kinds, gold, silver, zinc or what? I think obsessing over rocks is a bit odd friend.

[Heroine]

Re: I need HELP!

Metal music smart ass

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need HELP!

Metal music smart ass

Oh, well friend I am not up on the slang you young people use to describe your music. Pat Boone is more my idea of what music is.

Now why do you like it so much? You seem like a nice person friend, why do you like music that celebrates murder, rape and torture? I can see what is so entertaining about seeing a man with a salami suffed down his pants bite off the eats of small animals while screaming over bass guitarist trying to be as load as possible.

[Heroine]

Re: I need HELP!

This Pat Boone album sounds awesome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Metal_Mood:_No_More_Mr._Nice_Guy

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need HELP!

This Pat Boone album sounds awesome
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Me...e_Mr._Nice_Guy

Yes well, he is reclaiming music that Satan had pre-stolen from us Christians.

[Heroine]

Re: I need HELP!

I don't care much about the message, if it sounds good and he covers them well I'll call myself a fan of his and highly impressed. I do disagree with these mental Norweigan Satanists who burn down the old wood churches though, that's just stupid

[Nobar King]

Re: I need HELP!

Maybe you should just stick with this guy:
until you're ready to fully accept Jesus.

[Heroine]

Re: I need HELP!

What did the Burger King do to you?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need HELP!

What did the Burger King do to you?

That's Nobar's point friend; what has Burger King done for you? Nothing! Only the King of Kings can save you friend.

[Heroine]

Re: I need HELP!

What did God do for me?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I need HELP!

What did God do for me?

He allows you to continue to exist, despite your horribly depraved nature. And God should know how evil you are because He created you. So you see, you have a lot to thank God about.

You see friend, the central truth is humanity is so utterly wicked that we deserve to be damned to hell and tortured for eternity for merely existing. Thankfully God has chosen to be merciful and instead of sending His angels to slaughter us like pigs He sent His only begotten Son to offer us redemption. Those choice for us is simple Heroine; tell Jesus how sorry we are for being the worthless sinner scum, turn our lives over to Him and be Saved or go back to our hideously depraved life and face damnation in the hereafter.

I pray you chose salvation friend.