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    What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

    When you know your picture is going to end up on the world wide web for everyone including your mother to see?

    http://www.thejanedough.com/trojan-gives-out-vibrators/


    These two are obviously lesbians but I'm sure there were some women who are too ugly and too cheap to be able to get a man to disgrace her virgin cooter even for free.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
    Tags: slutpocalypse
  • #2
    Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

    Those dirty sex toys look very similar to the face massager that my wife has in her top drawer. If they have to make vibrators they should make them a different shape from massagers so they don't embarrass a good Christian woman like my wife. She only uses it when I'm not around because she is ashamed of her wrinkles,

    YIC

    Jack
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    • #3
      Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      When you know your picture is going to end up on the world wide web for everyone including your mother to see?

      http://www.thejanedough.com/trojan-gives-out-vibrators/


      These two are obviously lesbians but I'm sure there were some women who are too ugly and too cheap to be able to get a man to disgrace her virgin cooter even for free.
      Brother Nobar, remember is this New York City! There is a very good chance the other woman in that picture is the girl's mother. Yes, that's what secularist (as in Muslim) America will look like; lesbians in depraved relationships with their daughters while the manhood of our nation whither way into gayness.

      Marriage is not between one woman and an electrical appliance. For shame.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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      • #4
        Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

        Damn. I wish they had that give away where I live.

        Meh. I can always make a run down to one of several 'adult themed' stores in the area and pick one up.

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        • #5
          Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

          Proverbs 1:31

          Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices.

          YIC

          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • #6
            Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Proverbs 1:31

            Therefore shall they eat of the fruit of their own way, and be filled with their own devices...
            NotProverbs 1:32

            Yea, and there was a nationwide run on rechargeable "C" cells.

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            • #7
              Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

              Originally posted by TinaSantafe, whore View Post
              Damn. I wish they had that give away where I live.

              Meh. I can always make a run down to one of several 'adult themed' stores in the area and pick one up.
              That it absolutely disgusting but what else do we expect from a Godless heathen? Repent now and accept Christ as your savior before it is too late heathen.

              Galatians 5:19-21
              19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are [these]; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

              20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

              21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told [you] in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.

              YiC,
              John
              Psalm 107
              1 O give thanks unto the Lord, for he is good: for his mercy endureth for ever.
              2 Let the redeemed of the Lord say so, whom he hath redeemed from the hand of the enemy;
              3 And gathered them out of the lands, from the east, and from the west, from the north, and from the south.

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              • #8
                Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                Those dirty sex toys look very similar to the face massager that my wife has in her top drawer. If they have to make vibrators they should make them a different shape from massagers so they don't embarrass a good Christian woman like my wife. She only uses it when I'm not around because she is ashamed of her wrinkles,

                YIC

                Jack
                Dear Brother,

                I overheard one of the teenagers in our Sacred Scattegories group say he read your post, and HE had a face messager he'd love to give your wife. I told him to approach her directly, as I know you're a busy man.

                Such good kids in that group -- he looked STRICKEN that his generous offer was overheard, wanting, I'm sure, to keep his good deeds unheralded. I reminded him not to keep his light under a bushel.

                Yours in Him,
                bab

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                • #9
                  Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                  Originally posted by TinaSantafe, whore View Post
                  Damn. I wish they had that give away where I live.

                  Meh. I can always make a run down to one of several 'adult themed' stores in the area and pick one up.
                  A Muslim lesbian? Disgusting. And where would you keep it, anyway? Under the bed? In the closet?
                  Originally posted by Born Again Bob View Post
                  Dear Brother,

                  I overheard one of the teenagers in our Sacred Scattergories group say he read your post, and HE had a face massager he'd love to give your wife. I told him to approach her directly, as I know you're a busy man.

                  Such good kids in that group -- he looked STRICKEN that his generous offer was overheard, wanting, I'm sure, to keep his good deeds unheralded. I reminded him not to keep his light under a bushel.

                  Yours in Him,
                  bab
                  Perhaps this young fellow is concerned that his desire to provide cosmetic treatments to women would be interpreted as homosexuality.

                  But if he wants to practice, Widow Helen could use a good massager, and even a facial. I'm sure she'd reward him with a nice slice of her delicious pie!
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • #10
                    Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                    Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                    Those dirty sex toys look very similar to the face massager that my wife has in her top drawer. If they have to make vibrators they should make them a different shape from massagers so they don't embarrass a good Christian woman like my wife. She only uses it when I'm not around because she is ashamed of her wrinkles,

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    There is too much pressure on young folk to stay looking young these days. My son is only 19 but when I was searching his room earlier I found that he too has a facial massager. He looked very ashamed when I confronted him with it. Why would a young man feel the need for such a device? Ridiculous.

                    I have confiscated it and given it to my mother.

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

                    sigpic

                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #11
                      Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                      Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                      But if he wants to practice, Widow Helen could use a good massager, and even a facial. I'm sure she'd reward him with a nice slice of her delicious pie!
                      Sorry, I couldn't find my great picture of Widow Helen serving up some of her cherry pie. Here it is!



                      Widow Helen was a bit annoyed at me for my impatience. Got a bit of a temper, she does.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • #12
                        Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                        Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism, its the logical implication...

                        http://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1611-Bible/

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                        • #13
                          Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                          Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                          Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism, its the logical implication...
                          You are very right mi estimada negra. There are two concepts to describe this:

                          1. The inherent hypocrisy of islam

                          2. Bacha bazi ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacha_bazi )







                          Whosoever he be that doth rebel against thy commandment, and will not hearken unto thy words in all that thou commandest him, he shall be put to death: only be strong and of a good courage.
                          Joshua 1:18

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                          • #14
                            Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                            Originally posted by LaQrundrellia View Post
                            Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism, its the logical implication...
                            Do you realize that this picture has been digitally manipulated, right ? The banana was added later using Photoshop.

                            Photoshop level: Teach me master !!!
                            Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

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                            • #15
                              Re: What kind of woman would stand in line for a free vibrator?

                              Originally posted by Carlos O View Post
                              Do you realize that this picture has been digitally manipulated, right ? The banana was added later using Photoshop.

                              Photoshop level: Teach me master !!!
                              Who cares? The point remains:

                              Islam leads to homosexualism and lesbianism.
                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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