Bothers and Sisters and Pastors: I have a very good friend that I know very well-- let's call him "John"--- who confessed to me last week at the country club that he colors his hair, takes tallywacker enlargement pills, plucks his wild bushy eyebrows, has had his teeth capped three times, spends two hours every morning combing over his hair, and wants his wife to undergo breast enlargement surgery.
I told him that kind of vanity was definitely a sin! But he said that making himself look younger was absolutely necessary for him to keep his image in a very competitive business world.
Thankfully, I don't have to worry about the potential sin of vanity and radical plastic surgery. At the age of 62, I still have my natural Red-Brown #4 hair color, bright white teeth, no bald spots, eyebrows under control, and a beautiful blond wife with breasts that seem to grow more pert and larger every few months as she ages. I suppose it just must be a matter of Godly living in God's Chosen Church, like Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Ronald Reagan, and Chuck Norris. So don't be surprised if I lose 70 pounds in the next four months.
But what should I tell my very good friend "John," who confided in me that he doing all these things that the Bible clearly condemns? Is there any way for John, the sinner, to rectify his behavior with Blond Haired, Blue Eyed, youthful, bright-smiled, long-haired Jesus?
I told him that kind of vanity was definitely a sin! But he said that making himself look younger was absolutely necessary for him to keep his image in a very competitive business world.
Thankfully, I don't have to worry about the potential sin of vanity and radical plastic surgery. At the age of 62, I still have my natural Red-Brown #4 hair color, bright white teeth, no bald spots, eyebrows under control, and a beautiful blond wife with breasts that seem to grow more pert and larger every few months as she ages. I suppose it just must be a matter of Godly living in God's Chosen Church, like Trent Lott, John Ashcroft, Ronald Reagan, and Chuck Norris. So don't be surprised if I lose 70 pounds in the next four months.
But what should I tell my very good friend "John," who confided in me that he doing all these things that the Bible clearly condemns? Is there any way for John, the sinner, to rectify his behavior with Blond Haired, Blue Eyed, youthful, bright-smiled, long-haired Jesus?

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