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  • not_satan
    Satan's Party Ewe
     
    • Nov 2006
    • 56
    #16
    Re: tooth fairy?

    I would say that I did exaggerate Pastor Pistles words but the difference between a beating and a punch to the mouth could simply be another punch right after the first.

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      • Brother Temperance
        Senior Usher
        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
        A very nice young man
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15621
        #17
        Re: tooth fairy?

        Originally posted by not_satan View Post
        I would say that I did exaggerate Pastor Pistles words but the difference between a beating and a punch to the mouth could simply be another punch right after the first.
        You seem to know an awful lot about beating women. I do hope you're not some kind of misogynist.
        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • not_satan
            Satan's Party Ewe
             
            • Nov 2006
            • 56
            #18
            Re: tooth fairy?

            Well I'll be honest and say I've no clue in hell wat a misogynist is.........

            but as far as i know.....no i'm not

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              • SalvationSeeker
                True Christian™ Theologian
                Forum Member
                • Sep 2006
                • 3892
                #19
                Re: tooth fairy?

                Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                I never once said that god is a liar. I merely raised the question of how is the version of the bible that was released 300 some odd years truly the correct one.

                Also what changes were made to it that made it the correct one
                Rather, what changes was made to the other, incorrect, versions?
                To make them less like the KJV1611, and thus less correct.

                The KJV1611 however, was dictated by GOD HIMSELF in 1611!
                The time of miracles has not yet passed.
                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932
                    #20
                    Re: tooth fairy?

                    Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                    the difference between a beating and a punch to the mouth could simply be another punch right after the first.
                    So you're saying that two punches to the mouth constitutes a beating? Wrong again sinner; that constitutes "been told twice".

                    Now apologize to Pastor Pistle and ask Jesus to forgive you.

                    Dean

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78553
                        #21
                        Re: tooth fairy?

                        Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                        I never once said that god is a liar. I merely raised the question of how is the version of the bible that was released 300 some odd years truly the correct one.

                        Also what changes were made to it that made it the correct one
                        The Holy KJV1611 Bible is the pure unabridged, unedited, unadulterated Word of God. You can see the whole story of how it was dictated HERE.

                        Educate yourself and you too could one day be chosen by Jesus to become a True Christian™, cleansed of all sin by the sweet Blood of Christ®. Good luck!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • not_satan
                            Satan's Party Ewe
                             
                            • Nov 2006
                            • 56
                            #22
                            sweet pic

                            hahahaha i can't get enough of that pic you guys give me........very lifelike i must say!

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                              • Mrs. Rogers
                                compassion personified
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2692
                                #23
                                Re: sweet pic

                                Originally posted by not_satan View Post
                                hahahaha i can't get enough of that pic you guys give me........very lifelike i must say!
                                What a pity then, that you are now on moderation. Please refrain from swearing and being rude to our Pastors; such hateful posts add nothing worthwhile to these most Blessed of Forums©.
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                                  • OnYourKnees
                                    On Extended Furlough
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 4729
                                    #24
                                    Re: tooth fairy?

                                    Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                                    I've re-read Pastor Pistle's post and I can't find where he said it's ok to beat the sh*t out of your wife.
                                    I imagine, were he a sodomite, and his wife constipated, it might make sense to beat ths sh*t out of her to make way for . . . oh, dear. I've gone and disgusted myself with such speculation.

                                    If you'll pardon me, I must go to my prayer room in the basement. Today, I may need not only Rosa's assistance, but also the laborer, Manuel.

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