[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Why was you bible in an area where the dog could reach and pee on it

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[laurel]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Zack, a 5 year old English Mastiff, just peed on my KJV Bible. Now, i wonder how i should put down this evil beast. There is plenty of opportunities:

1. Leave him to the Freehold animal shelter, to face Pastor Zeke's flamethrower
2. Have him stoned to death at the Freehold town square (Hebrews 12:20)
3. Hand him over to Chinatown in Des Moines
4. Give him to Cranky Old Man to use as target practise
5. Using him as shark bait

Brothers and sisters in Christ, please help me making this very difficult decision, the evil beast has to die for peeing on God's book, so the difficult decision is of course not if, but how

Dogs pee on things. You probobly didn't let him outside before you went to bed. And where was the bible that your dig could reach it to pee on it in the first place?

[DemonThinker96]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Where in the bible does it say peeing on a bible is a sin? And where does it say that you must put your dog down for doing so?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

And where does it say that you must put your dog down for doing so?

Why not? We can do whatever we want to animals, God gave us dominion over them. It's not like they have soul or feelings anyway.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Dogs pee on things. You probobly didn't let him outside before you went to bed. And where was the bible that your dig could reach it to pee on it in the first place?

That annoying dog does not pee on anything anylonger after I gave him to Cranky Old Man. If there was a hell for dogs, it would be there now.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Where in the bible does it say peeing on a bible is a sin? And where does it say that you must put your dog down for doing so?

What do you care? You're a self-proclaimed atheist. You wouldn't care if the Holy Bible said that ice cream was sweet.

Stop playing "gotcha" with us and drop to your knees for Jesus. DO IT NOW!

[White Lion Of God]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Pardon me, but didn't God make the dog?

Bibles are made in Factories. By killing The dog, you are destroying one of God's perfect and unique children to avenge an Imperfect object Made by man and easily replaceable by an Identical Object.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

Pardon me, but didn't God make the dog?

Yes. He also created Satan and homosexuals, that however doesn't mean that He has to like them. God hates dogs.

Matthew 7:6
Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Revelation 22:15
For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Bibles are made in Factories. By killing The dog, you are destroying one of God's perfect and unique children to avenge an Imperfect object Made by man and easily replaceable by an Identical Object

God says that I have the right to do whatever I want with animals. And never even compare the Holy Scripture with a filthy dog again

Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

[James Hutchins]

Re: my dog peed on my KJV Bible, what should i do???

If my dog peed on my KJV, I'd probably just hit it in the head repeatedly with a claw hammer. Even if it were a good hunting dog. I would be plenty mad. I am pretty sure God would be displeased to have His Magnificent Word peed on by a mere dog.