[lord warrior]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

If Jesus wanted me skinny, he wouldn't invented fast food and ice cream.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

So is it a sin to be fat? If so then at least 80% of us is going to hell.

No, but it IS a sin to be a false Christian. Pantycoastals are hellbound for worshipping God incorrectly. I suppose you kiss snakes too? And speak in "tongues"?

By the way, I've always been curious....What does "Shonda La Honda" mean in English? You freaks always seem to start off with that phrase of gibberish when being possessed by demons posing as the Holy Spirit.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

So is it a sin to be fat? If so then at least 80% of us is going to hell.

[see_the_light]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Leviticus, chapter 23

"37": These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

Obviuosly this means a good old fashioned bar be que!!


39": Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto the LORD seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

July 15th, a week long bar be que! I missed this before. We have to correct our mistake.

They feasted, but slim the chosen remained for what is a week of bar be que when the flesh is properlis chastened?

"And it came to pass after this, that I wept again, and fasted seven days in like manner, that I might fulfil the three weeks which he told me." 4Ezra6 35

Three week fast beats any week long barbeque (I would assume)

[OnYourKnees]

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Pictures of your backside wouldn't fit on any t-shirts.

Are you saying Rachael is in THE FIRST photo?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Well, rest assured, you can sleep easier. There will be NO pictures of my backside going on any t-shirts I send to landover or any t-shirts whatsoever. old

Pictures of your backside wouldn't fit on any t-shirts.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Leviticus, chapter 23

"37": These are the feasts of the LORD, which ye shall proclaim to be holy convocations, to offer an offering made by fire unto the LORD, a burnt offering, and a meat offering, a sacrifice, and drink offerings, every thing upon his day:

Obviuosly this means a good old fashioned bar be que!!


39": Also in the fifteenth day of the seventh month, when ye have gathered in the fruit of the land, ye shall keep a feast unto the LORD seven days: on the first day shall be a sabbath, and on the eighth day shall be a sabbath.

July 15th, a week long bar be que! I missed this before. We have to correct our mistake.

[see_the_light]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

I wonder, when Jesus comes, will He be displeased
having to hoist so many larders Home?

NO DOUBT BROTHER!

The wrath of God came upon them, and slew the fattest of them, and smote down the chosen men of Israel Pss:78:31

DIET plans are requested.
Put your diet dish recipes and diet resolutions here.
How do you resist the temptation of food?

For myself it's simply a matter of cigarettes and booze.

Peter

PS: You will quickly note by avatars that all Landover True Christians®
are thin, ready, locked and loaded for a Second Coming soon!

Thy plan is sound and often tried by this brother of yours.

Fasting for 40 days is also feasible but lacking the strengh of Christ (whom I'm not worthy of fully emulating) a 500 calory diet is both efficient and punishment for the flesh.

Yours in Christ

[demoncrat]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

http://www.truthdig.com/eartotheground/item/20060828_religion_makes_fat/

[demoncrat]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

You speak like a homer -- perhaps you need to look into homersexual lisp reparative surgery?

The following should not be viewed by those weak in their faith or by women.

Since I am an expert in all things scientifical , I would like to take a moment to debunk this physicalistic / mathematicalistical MYTH. It was propagated by homers many years ago to try to prove that God didn't, in fact hang the stars and planets in the sky like He says He did. They tried to explain it away with an "invisible force" that they called "gravity" that mysteriously "pulled" things. Imagine: believing in invisible forces!?

Anyways, you can't even get your WRONG science RIGHT! Satan has truly confused you, friend (or perhaps God has confused you). What satanic scientists would have you believe is that the force (invisible, mind you) between two objects is given by the equation F = (G * M1 * M2) / (r * r). G is the gravitational constant that some homer dreamed up while being anally satisfied as being 6.67e-11. M1 and M2 are the masses of each individual object and r is the mean distance (radius, if you will) between the two objects.

What is hilarious to me is that people actually believed this, but then all of a sudden, Einstein (the famous jew god-hater) came along and gave ANOTHER equation that was allegedly "right". Scientists cant even agree on how to hate God!!!! They just throw a bunch of letters into a mixer and pull them out at random to find a new "equation" to believe in.

Do you still have a ban on circles at Landover?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Well, rest assured, you can sleep easier. There will be NO pictures of my backside going on any t-shirts I send to landover or any t-shirts whatsoever. old

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Don't be ridiculous, BT. Whyever would I want to the Pastor of a fundie church to have a picture of my backside on a tshirt?

You are a woman. Nothing they do or want can be explained rationally, without reference to Satan, or else his little helpers, the Jews.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Don't be ridiculous, BT. Whyever would I want to the Pastor of a fundie church to have a picture of my backside on a tshirt? I'm not the female version of Vinnie. Sheesh.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Hey, I offered a nice t-shirt!! That prayer squad one's all plain. The one I posted has color and a nice picture of a cute little truck on it.

Oh, is that a truck? We all thought that was your backside. Strange how difficult it can be to tell the two apart at times.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

Hey, I offered a nice t-shirt!! That prayer squad one's all plain. The one I posted has color and a nice picture of a cute little truck on it.