[tommy]

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mass* in english

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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It's not goth satanic spell.

G is gravitational constant
m is mase of a planet
r is radium of a planet

I don't know the english word for g, like garvitational acceleration.

You speak like a homer -- perhaps you need to look into homersexual lisp reparative surgery?

The following should not be viewed by those weak in their faith or by women.

Since I am an expert in all things scientifical , I would like to take a moment to debunk this physicalistic / mathematicalistical MYTH. It was propagated by homers many years ago to try to prove that God didn't, in fact hang the stars and planets in the sky like He says He did. They tried to explain it away with an "invisible force" that they called "gravity" that mysteriously "pulled" things. Imagine: believing in invisible forces!?

Anyways, you can't even get your WRONG science RIGHT! Satan has truly confused you, friend (or perhaps God has confused you). What satanic scientists would have you believe is that the force (invisible, mind you) between two objects is given by the equation F = (G * M1 * M2) / (r * r). G is the gravitational constant that some homer dreamed up while being anally satisfied as being 6.67e-11. M1 and M2 are the masses of each individual object and r is the mean distance (radius, if you will) between the two objects.

What is hilarious to me is that people actually believed this, but then all of a sudden, Einstein (the famous jew god-hater) came along and gave ANOTHER equation that was allegedly "right". Scientists cant even agree on how to hate God!!!! They just throw a bunch of letters into a mixer and pull them out at random to find a new "equation" to believe in.

[tommy]

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You didn't understand me, Mr JonFish.

My equation was for Eart'hs gravitational acceleration that is about 10 m/s2.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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You didn't understand me -- your equation was WRONG, no matter what it was for, homer.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You didn't understand me, Mr JonFish.

My equation was for Eart'hs gravitational acceleration that is about 10 m/s2.

My GOD, no one cares about THAT! We are all about GOD, GOD, GOD!

By some bug in the software you have been promoted to 'member'. I am trying to figure out how to ban you instead, but so far.....no go.

[tommy]

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My GOD, no one cares about THAT! We are all about GOD, GOD, GOD!

By some bug in the software you have been promoted to 'member'. I am trying to figure out how to ban you instead, but so far.....no go.

Was it because of my 100th post or you truly think I am suitable for a member, mighty pastor?

If it's the second, thank you, may you live long and happy!"

[tommy]

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You didn't understand me -- your equation was WRONG, no matter what it was for, homer.

Planet's gravitational acceleration(g) is calculated the way I wrote it. You wrote the equation for a force between two object(yours was also correct).

I'm not saying equations prove or describe something corectly.

[Crazy Cat Lady]

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GOD'S PREFERRED BMI IS 37!

Is this your own BMI, dear Pastor? My, but you must have the proper rotund christian form. Even more roly poly than one of my precious kitties, named Garfield, for obvious reasons Here is a picture of dear Garfield below. I'll tell him about you, dear sir, and that your rotund form is something he should indeed aspire to!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Is this your own BMI, dear Pastor?

I am trim and svelte. However, I HAVE been trying to store up extra energy for the coming tribulation. I may not have time to eat while JESUS is leading us in the final struggle.

[SUV]

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It's not goth satanic spell.

G is gravitational constant
m is mase of a planet
r is radium of a planet

I don't know the english word for g, like garvitational acceleration.

Pastor I'm Afraid....Please make it stop....I am getting such a Headache....

[Talitha]

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Pastor I'm Afraid....Please make it stop....I am getting such a Headache....

Me too Sister Sue.
I'm going to have to post another picture to take my mind off all this stuff............(hope it helps you too).

[SUV]

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Oh, YES! (Even better, it looks like he's hiding for us, Behind him, some Christmas Presents, Sister Tally!)

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Me too Sister Sue.
I'm going to have to post another picture to take my mind off all this stuff............(hope it helps you too).
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Sister, I have asked you politely, several times, not to post my picture on the Internet just before Sunday Services. The women twitch in the pews all morning.

[Talitha]

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Sister, I have asked you politely, several times, not to post my picture on the Internet just before Sunday Services. The women twitch in the pews all morning.

Apologies Pastor. It's just that us Ladies prefer to talk about knitting and Kitties than all this Sinetificall stuff.

[Poetic Peter]

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Hem hem, What width is considered fat? I'm currently taking the Heather Hardwick diet.

What is considered fat? If you can "pinch an inch".

IF you pinch "four inches", shame on you. Stop playing with your naughty!

Seriously, if the person's height is not at least 2.2 times their girth, the package is rated "oversize". UPS imposes a surcharge for delivery of such unwieldy packages.

I wish Jesus would do that too--surcharge or defer package pickup, at least until all the slim and easy deliveries are made unto heaven.