[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

You didn't understand me -- your equation was WRONG, no matter what it was for, homer.

[tommy]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

You didn't understand me, Mr JonFish.

My equation was for Eart'hs gravitational acceleration that is about 10 m/s2.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

It's not goth satanic spell.

G is gravitational constant
m is mase of a planet
r is radium of a planet

I don't know the english word for g, like garvitational acceleration.

You speak like a homer -- perhaps you need to look into homersexual lisp reparative surgery?

The following should not be viewed by those weak in their faith or by women.

Since I am an expert in all things scientifical , I would like to take a moment to debunk this physicalistic / mathematicalistical MYTH. It was propagated by homers many years ago to try to prove that God didn't, in fact hang the stars and planets in the sky like He says He did. They tried to explain it away with an "invisible force" that they called "gravity" that mysteriously "pulled" things. Imagine: believing in invisible forces!?

Anyways, you can't even get your WRONG science RIGHT! Satan has truly confused you, friend (or perhaps God has confused you). What satanic scientists would have you believe is that the force (invisible, mind you) between two objects is given by the equation F = (G * M1 * M2) / (r * r). G is the gravitational constant that some homer dreamed up while being anally satisfied as being 6.67e-11. M1 and M2 are the masses of each individual object and r is the mean distance (radius, if you will) between the two objects.

What is hilarious to me is that people actually believed this, but then all of a sudden, Einstein (the famous jew god-hater) came along and gave ANOTHER equation that was allegedly "right". Scientists cant even agree on how to hate God!!!! They just throw a bunch of letters into a mixer and pull them out at random to find a new "equation" to believe in.

[tommy]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

mass* in english

[tommy]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

It's not goth satanic spell.

G is gravitational constant
m is mase of a planet
r is radium of a planet

I don't know the english word for g, like garvitational acceleration.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

sorry I should have written CENSORED

It's nothing evil.

Friend,

This is a Christian forum, must you really try our patience by posting these Goth Satanic magic spells?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

27.64235754log6.25/log3 = x/log3

x = my BMI

So you are a bit porky then. You need to get it down to 25......or even 19 like Nicole Ritchie.

[demoncrat]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

27.64235754log6.25/log3 = x/log3

x = my BMI

[tommy]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

sorry I should have written g=Gm/r2

It's nothing evil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

G×m/r2

Boy, if you don't stop posting demonic code on God's favorite forum, you WILL find yourself with a pocketful of infraction points. We are here to promote JESUS, not your evil master satan.

[tommy]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

G×m/r2

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

GOD'S PREFERRED BMI IS 37!

Bwahahaha!
So what's 'god's preferred lifespan', 40 years?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

I agree with Eliot. Xtians seem to gravitate closer to the 'portly' side of the BMI spectrum. *snicker*

GOD'S PREFERRED BMI IS 37!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

I agree with Eliot. Xtians seem to gravitate closer to the 'portly' side of the BMI spectrum. *snicker*

[Talitha]

Re: Fatties must DIEt or...

With a "Name" like that ("neko-lear") we must expect that this "person" will go off like a Nucular Bum, Sister Talitha.

JESUS shall be our umbrella from the fallout.

Praise© Sister Sue.

By the way, perhaps you can clear this matter for us? After all, you have SHOWERED with HIM