[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

Oh, and others have said, what does this have to do with Scotland? Is there an incredibly high number of rapes in the country?

The answer is probably yes, Sister. We're talking about a country full of skirt wearing men running willy nilly without underwear.
I need to lock myself in the prayer closet just thinking about it.

[paulmch]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

The answer is probably yes, Sister. We're talking about a country full of skirt wearing men running willy nilly without underwear.
I need to lock myself in the prayer closet just thinking about it.

Has anyone ever told you that you are an idiot?

[Talitha]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

Has anyone ever told you that you are an idiot?

You are in God's House now, friend.
Insulting True Christians(tm) will not be tolerated.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

Has anyone ever told you that you are an idiot?

Wow, aren't you just the life of the party!

Son, Jesus wants to speak with you. He has a message of the upmost importance. He sees your pain and wants to embrace you with His love.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

Has anyone ever told you that you are an idiot?

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

[paulmch]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I'm Scottish, I'm Christian (Catholic in fact), and I don't go around wearing a skirt "willy-nilly". I'm a compassionate and humane person and I don't think I'm going to hell.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I'm Scottish, I'm Christian (Catholic in fact), and I don't go around wearing a skirt "willy-nilly". I'm a compassionate and humane person and I don't think I'm going to hell.

Ah, you only 'dress up' in privacy. Do you do that with young boys or is that a seperate phase?
Son, I can assure you, you are on the fast track to Hell.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I'm Scottish, I'm Christian (Catholic in fact), and I don't go around wearing a skirt "willy-nilly". I'm a compassionate and humane person and I don't think I'm going to hell.

Three things you need to remedy there youngling.

Admission is the first step to curation, salvation and avoiding damnation.

(and a lot of other '-ations')

Have faith Paul.

[paulmch]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I'd rather burn in hell for all of eternity as a Scottish Catholic with all of the hypocrites, homosexuals, the effeminate and all the other people on Ezekiel's profile than spend eternity in heaven with you lot.

And I can't be arsed reading through the forums, why are Catholics so bad?

[Nobar King]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I'd rather burn in hell for all of eternity as a Scottish Catholic with all of the hypocrites, homosexuals, the effeminate and all the other people on Ezekiel's profile than spend eternity in heaven with you lot.

Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I reiterate what Brother Nobar said Paul.
Have patience. I'm Scottish too. There is a cure. I'm on the path at least, I think you should empty yourself of the venom you have inside and welcome the chance to enter into communion with Christ. He's He Who made you Paul.

Try to be more charitable here. Christ wants you to love Him. Give Him a chance. Otherwise you'll get spit-roasted with those unmentionables and in your unmentionables which you mentioned.

[paulmch]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I have no venom in my body, I am a compassionate human being who accepts a person for who they are, not what they are. In the end, God will know who the good people are and will not make that judgement because they are Scottish or Catholic or homosexual or anything like that.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I'd rather burn in hell for all of eternity as a Scottish Catholic with all of the hypocrites, homosexuals, the effeminate and all the other people on Ezekiel's profile than spend eternity in heaven with you lot.

And I can't be arsed reading through the forums, why are Catholics so bad?

Son, if your idea of a good time is to be molested by a papist, then by all means , being a catlick is right for you. If your idea of a loving religion is a don/pope living in italy, taking the mioney from the poor so he can have jet airplanes, live in a castle all while being a massive hypocrite, then by all means, be a catlick. I suspect being a catlick and a drunken scott go together pretty well. Both are wastes of the life God gave you.

[paulmch]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

I would argue back but I really can't be bothered. I think I might convert to Buddhism instead. Or perhaps Scientology is the key...

Seriously, you people make me embarrassed to call myself a Christian.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: Does God hate the Scots?

Seriously, you people make me embarrassed to call myself a Christian.

Yes, you really should be embarrassed.
Your idea of Christianity is nothing like the True Christianity(tm) we here at Landover practise.
You can't Cherry pick bits from The Bible because you like the sound of them. You have to live just as God intended.