Jess and Alli

[Bethany Covington]

I just found this thread and am so excited. My family and I just moved to Iowa and my two lovely girls need good Christian mates.
Yes, boy they are virgins!
That's Jessica in red and Alli in black.
Applications for the girls will be taken through PM

[Nobar King]

Re: Jess and Alli

Why are they wearing those silly scarves?

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

Why are they wearing those silly scarves?

When we were run, I mean when we left Conn, we had to leave everything behind except the suitcase full of Brand's legitimate earnings. Every stitch of clothing we owned, including my Chanel bag is gone. You can imagine the heartbreak of having to go to the Salvation Army is for good people like us. They told us they just ran a group of Towel Heads from the area and they only clothing the Army had were these rags.
Perhaps one of the good ladies can escort us to the Mall of the Bluffs over in Council Bluffs so we can get clothing that is modest.
Thank you for caring Mr. King.

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Jess and Alli

Perhaps your daughters will be interested in my grandsons. They will have plenty of time to get to know each other while we are there to help you unpack. White women seem to like the boys. They are quiet, polite, and respectful. My grandsons are named Martin L (Iron Bone) King and Jesse J (Hot Rod) King. Iron Bone got his nick name when a hog we were slaughtering fell on his leg. It should have broken, but it didn't. He's been Iron Bone ever since. Now Hot Rod just loved to play with those Hot Wheels toys when he was a child.

Now don't you worry, they are fine, strong, muscular young men and they'll be able to lift all of your heavy possessions.

We are looking forward to our visit with you!

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

Perhaps your daughters will be interested in my grandsons. They will have plenty of time to get to know each other while we are there to help you unpack. White women seem to like the boys. They are quiet, polite, and respectful. My grandsons are named Martin L (Iron Bone) King and Jesse J (Hot Rod) King. Iron Bone got his nick name when a hog we were slaughtering fell on his leg. It should have broken, but it didn't. He's been Iron Bone ever since. Now Hot Rod just loved to play with those Hot Wheels toys when he was a child.

Now don't you worry, they are fine, strong, muscular young men and they'll be able to lift all of your heavy possessions.

We are looking forward to our visit with you!

Um, I think I'm going to throw up and then pass out!

[Luther T Washington]

Re: Jess and Alli

Um, I think I'm going to throw up and then pass out!

Oh I am so sorry, I guess you didn't slaughter hogs up in Connecticut. I can see why that imagery might make you a bit queasy.

[Miss April]

Re: Jess and Alli

Both of your girls Look like Good Christian Girls I hope They Both Find a good Godly Men

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Jess and Alli

Perhaps Brother Larry Lee's Young Woman's Outreach Ministry might be the place for those two girls Mrs Covington? Brother Lee is quite famous for bringing many a young ladies to their knees before the Lord and filling them with the Holy Spirit, again and again. I am sure Brother Lee can direct them to some nice young Christian men.

Come to think of it Pastor Zeke knows quite of few young Christian men, maybe you should talk to Pastor Zeke.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Jess and Alli

Perhaps Brother Larry Lee's Young Woman's Outreach Ministry might be the place for those two girls Mrs Covington? Brother Lee is quite famous for bringing many a young ladies to their knees before the Lord and filling them with the Holy Spirit, again and again. I am sure Brother Lee can direct them to some nice young Christian men.

Come to think of it Pastor Zeke knows quite of few young Christian men, maybe you should talk to Pastor Zeke.

I'll bring it up during this week's Young Men's Prayer Circle and see if anyone is interested in taking on a couple of penniless towelheads young ladies from New England.

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

I'll bring it up during this week's Young Men's Prayer Circle and see if anyone is interested in taking on a couple of penniless towelheads young ladies from New England.

Thank you kindly Paster Ezekiel. I can see the men at Landover take very good care of their woman. Please remind them that the girls do come with a fine dowry and new satin knee pads.

[Professor Tyeisha X]

Re: Jess and Alli

Bethany,

Why are you forcing your daughters to marry MALES? Without your intervention and brainwashing, they can grow up to be fine, intelligent, liberated lesbians like myself. It would preferable if you let your daughters move away to a progressive, civilized city like San Francisco. They would then be able to attend culture studies classes at the university and find their true selves.

If you were a loving mother and cared about them, you would let them be free to become who they want to be. Instead you are brainwashing them into your cult ways. For shame! <---this smiley should be brown skinned, by the way. Racist smileys discriminate against African-Americans.

[Bethany Covington]

Re: Jess and Alli

Bethany,

Why are you forcing your daughters to marry MALES? Without your intervention and brainwashing, they can grow up to be fine, intelligent, liberated lesbians like myself. . For shame! <---this smiley should be brown skinned, by the way. Racist smileys discriminate against African-Americans.

Are you saying Brand and I should be forcing them to marry FEMALES? That goes against everything we and 99.9% of the world believes in. I think we liked you coloreds better when you stayed in your place as ignorant house keepers! Now you and your kind are trying to push Lesbianism on every one.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Jess and Alli

Mrs Covington,

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny Ray James and I live in Jacksonville NC. I'm a single white christian man looking for a wholesome christian wife. Can either of you girls filet catfish, and are they good at gardening? Also, I'm looking for a woman that don't mind when I take an ocasional taste of liquer. She must also be a virgin and like to cook. I have an extended cab pickup truck and a nearly paid for double wide, so theres plenty of room to grow the family from the get go.

Thanks, and God Bless
Johhny

[James Hutchins]

Re: Jess and Alli

Mrs Covington,

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Johnny Ray James and I live in Jacksonville NC. I'm a single white christian man looking for a wholesome christian wife. Can either of you girls filet catfish, and are they good at gardening? Also, I'm looking for a woman that don't mind when I take an ocasional taste of liquer. She must also be a virgin and like to cook. I have an extended cab pickup truck and a nearly paid for double wide, so theres plenty of room to grow the family from the get go.

Thanks, and God Bless
Johhny

Son, flaunting your riches is not the Christain thing to do. All you will do is attract joo women like moths to a flame. You want to attract a nice Christian family will to sell give you thier daughter, you must be a good, True Christian™ first and foremost.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: Jess and Alli

Thank you for the advice Mr. Hutchins. The absolute LAST thing I want to do is attract a jewess female. Thats one easy way to lose a pick up and a trailer.