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  • Morgana
    Unsaved trash, Suspected witch
    • Aug 2009
    • 129

    #106
    Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

    johnboy I think I have seen you before....been on other christian dating sites?????

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    • angels
      Forum Member, lost in space
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 794

      #107
      Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

      Originally posted by Morgana View Post
      johnboy I think I have seen you before....been on other christian dating sites?????

      Can you read?. This lovely man is called Johnnyboy not Johnboy.

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      • Johnnyboy
        True Christian™ fisherman
        • Jun 2009
        • 801

        #108
        Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

        Originally posted by Morgana View Post
        johnboy I think I have seen you before....been on other christian dating sites?????
        No.

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        • Johnnyboy
          True Christian™ fisherman
          • Jun 2009
          • 801

          #109
          Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

          Originally posted by angels View Post
          Can you read?. This lovely man is called Johnnyboy not Johnboy.
          Thanks angels. Don't get all worked up. You'll start burning pies.

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          • angels
            Forum Member, lost in space
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2009
            • 794

            #110
            Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

            Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
            Thanks angels. Don't get all worked up. You'll start burning pies.

            Sorry Dear Johnny.
            I was overcome a little, thankyou for your words.

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            • angels
              Forum Member, lost in space
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2009
              • 794

              #111
              Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

              Johnny you are a Wonderful man.

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              • Johnnyboy
                True Christian™ fisherman
                • Jun 2009
                • 801

                #112
                Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                The charming(and not belligerant, like she used to be before she found God) Miss angels will be arriving here in North Carolina Sunday morning.
                My sister Connie has everything set up in her house, and I've got the outboard motor on my boat prepped for a long overdue overhaul. This visit will be carried out under strict Christian supervision, as well as the ensuing courtship. I will update progress on the future Mrs. Johnnyboy(English Christian Virgin) as time permits.

                God Bless

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                • angels
                  Forum Member, lost in space
                  Forum Member
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 794

                  #113
                  Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                  I am so looking forward to meeting you Johnny, it is Wonderful that at last you will be able to taste the pies that I speak of here. And I will be able to meet the kind man that has helped me so much.
                  Johnny thankyou for EVERYTHING, and I pray that things go well for us when I arrive in America.
                  Your Wonderful Sister sounds a lovely Lady and I am very grateful for the hospitality she has shown me. I plan on being useful around the house, to show my gratitude.

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801

                    #114
                    Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                    The charming Miss angels arrived in Godly North Carolina from Godless England yesterday, just in time to attend church with my family. As far as the Good Lord is concerned, jet lag is no excuse for missing church. After the service we had a picnic, and she was able to meet alot of real Christian Baptists, unlike the phony ones they have in England. Even though she's got an English accent, everybody was happy she's trying to become an Americanized Baptist True Christian.
                    Sunday afternoon, she and my sister, Connie, baked pies. Angels did a magnificant job!! Her pie is outstanding. She made biscuits and gravy this morning and outdid herself again. Her biscuits are firm, perfectly shaped, and a delight to behold. Even though I complimented her biscuits and gravy, she told me that wasn't her specialty. She said after the wedding, I could sample her English Muffins. Praise Jesus!
                    I took her fishing this morning after she fixed my outboard motor( it's running great). For a beginner at fishing, she did a pretty good job. She caught three keeper flounder, and only lost one good anchor. Now she understands the importance of tying a rope to it BEFORE you throw it overboard. She also managed to catch a 165 pound Johnny, but I was able to get the hook out my arm in a couple of minutes. These things, they happen.
                    Right now, Connie is showing her how to make hush puppy batter. Of course, I'll fry the fish and hush puppies. Those are manly duties.

                    God Bless,
                    Last edited by Johnnyboy; 08-17-2009, 10:40 PM. Reason: typo

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #115
                      Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                      This all sounds quite promising Brother but do you know any important details about her ?

                      Can she selflessly pump out little Soldiers for Christ® ?

                      Does she mind not being allowed to wear shoes ?

                      What are her teeth like ?

                      Does she know that beef should be BBQ'd and not boiled ?


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • Johnnyboy
                        True Christian™ fisherman
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 801

                        #116
                        Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                        Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                        This all sounds quite promising Brother but do you know any important details about her ?

                        Can she selflessly pump out little Soldiers for Christ® ?

                        Does she mind not being allowed to wear shoes ?

                        What are her teeth like ?

                        Does she know that beef should be BBQ'd and not boiled ?
                        Hey Brother Sayved,

                        Thanks for you Christian concerns.
                        Yes.
                        No.
                        Very good. Great smile. Shocking for a Brit!
                        Connie is covering a lot of cooking details with her. She's getting the hang of American food.

                        God Bless

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                        • angels
                          Forum Member, lost in space
                          Forum Member
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 794

                          #117
                          Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                          The charming Miss angels arrived in Godly North Carolina from Godless England yesterday, just in time to attend church with my family. As far as the Good Lord is concerned, jet lag is no excuse for missing church. After the service we had a picnic, and she was able to meet alot of real Christian Baptists, unlike the phony ones they have in England. Even though she's got an English accent, everybody was happy she's trying to become an Americanized Baptist True Christian.
                          Sunday afternoon, she and my sister, Connie, baked pies. Angels did a magnificant job!! Her pie is outstanding. She made biscuits and gravy this morning and outdid herself again. Her biscuits are firm, perfectly shaped, and a delight to behold. Even though I complimented her biscuits and gravy, she told me that wasn't her specialty. She said after the wedding, I could sample her English Muffins. Praise Jesus!
                          I took her fishing this morning after she fixed my outboard motor( it's running great). For a beginner at fishing, she did a pretty good job. She caught three keeper flounder, and only lost one good anchor. Now she understands the importance of tying a rope to it BEFORE you throw it overboard. She also managed to catch a 165 pound Johnny, but I was able to get the hook out my arm in a couple of minutes. These things, they happen.
                          Right now, Connie is showing her how to make hush puppy batter. Of course, I'll fry the fish and hush puppies. Those are manly duties.

                          God Bless,


                          Dearest Johnny,

                          I am so sorry about your arm dear. I must be more careful in future.
                          And as you said I will bake you my special Blueberry muffins, I think you will love them.
                          I am so happy to have found you and thank Sweet Jesus everyday.

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                          • angels
                            Forum Member, lost in space
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 794

                            #118
                            Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                            Oh Johnny Dear.

                            Have I been neglecting you?.

                            Oh, I'm so sorry sweetie.

                            Thankyou for correcting me.

                            I will be a good girl.

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                            • Johnnyboy
                              True Christian™ fisherman
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 801

                              #119
                              Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                              Praise Jesus!!! By the way, the biscuits and gravy was fantastic this morning.

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                              • angels
                                Forum Member, lost in space
                                Forum Member
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 794

                                #120
                                Re: The future Mrs Johnnyboy

                                Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                                Praise Jesus!!! By the way, the biscuits and gravy was fantastic this morning.

                                Aww. Thankyou Dear.

                                You truely are a wonderful man.

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