[SUV]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

You better watch out, Warrior: She has a high forehead. Could mean she's intelligent

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.

Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!

All true christian men are that studly,huh? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. Hmm.... See though I don't know I got my eye on this one man who would never beat his woman. Well, I guess a that shouldn't decide if I'm christian or not,though.


Oh,yeah thanks but I don't need a playstation 3.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.

FYI; all True Christian™ men are as studly as Brother WIC. If you accept Jesus as your personal Savior, you will have access to such Masculine Manliness, just as I do.

Also, if you act now, you may qualify for a free Playstation 3!

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Warrior, you are cutie I'll give you that. You almost make me want to get saved. Oh well, I guess thats what dreams are for.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

A great use for some of the good ol' landmines perhaps?

If only it were legal, then maybe I wouldn't have to paint my house. I could just set up some landmines and place some pies. Red and black house in no time!

[R-R-R]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

That sounds like one great plan Brother. But in terms of pies, I've been pretty careful lately with where I place them. It seems as though the nigra population is growing in certain areas of Colorado and there has been a sharp increase in pie theft. A coincidence? I doubt it.

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

A great use for some of the good ol' landmines perhaps?

[MoonFlower]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Believe me soldier, I haven't even started to toy with you.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Oh God no. You'd make an awful Wiccan. Fine, I'll leave you be.

Good, I was getting sick of your harrassment. I want to save you, but that doesn't mean I'll put up with you toying with me.

[MoonFlower]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Oh God no. You'd make an awful Wiccan. Fine, I'll leave you be.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Thats...that's kinda creepy. What'll you be watching me do? Work out? Dance skyclad? Clean? WHAT?!


This is creepy in a kinky sort of way....


Moon

I do not have patience for this sort of thing. You're not going to convert me to you false, nympho-infested, satanic ways.

[MoonFlower]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

But I'll be watching you.

Thats...that's kinda creepy. What'll you be watching me do? Work out? Dance skyclad? Clean? WHAT?!


This is creepy in a kinky sort of way....


Moon

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove this country? Since I'm not a TC, I won't even bother trying...but at least let me watch you work out.

Moon

PS - Sister Tali's a hottie. She'd be perfect for you.

Well, if you're looking for aerobic and anaerobic tips I don't see why letting you watch would result in any harm... But I'll be watching you.

[MoonFlower]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Hello, some of you already know me by now: My name is Corey, I'm an Army Infantry Specialist that operates within the Tenth Mountain Division in Iraq(i.e. Land of slain heathens) from time to time.

Have I ever mentioned how much I loooove this country? Since I'm not a TC, I won't even bother trying...but at least let me watch you work out.

Moon

PS - Sister Tali's a hottie. She'd be perfect for you.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

Of course, I'm a good Christian gal (and my husband is a good aim) but It would be delightful to have such a fine red blooded All-American visit my kitchen just to nibble on my Snickerdoodles while discussing church matters.

I'm sure your husband wouldn't mind if I brought over a couple of T-Bones for you to cook for us and we kicked back and watched some sports while you slaved away in the kitchen for hours, not saying a word, of course....

Thanks for the invitation!

[Glendora Christianson]

Re: 25, Single, and looking for a True Christian(TM) Woman

I'm looking for a woman that is adept in the ways of the LORD and True Teachings™ of the Landover Baptist Church™. God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

Of course, I'm a good Christian gal (and my husband is a good aim) but It would be delightful to have such a fine red blooded All-American visit my kitchen just to nibble on my Snickerdoodles while discussing church matters.