[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Don't get discouraged, Emil. Gothster is just playing hard-to-get. As I said in my post earlier in the thread, you too have so much in common. Many famous love affairs started off a bit rough. Why, just look at the movies! In every romantic movie the guy and girl start off as bitter rivals.

Jesus is telling me to tell you to keep at it. And Gothster, deep down you know you want him.

[satan's False Word]

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Don't get discouraged, Emil. Gothster is just playing hard-to-get. As I said in my post earlier in the thread, you too have so much in common. Many famous love affairs started off a bit rough. Why, just look at the movies! In every romantic movie the guy and girl start off as bitter rivals.

Jesus is telling me to tell you to keep at it. And Gothster, deep down you know you want him.

Don't do it Gothster!! You can do way better than that inbred! Eww!

[Original Gothster]

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Cheese and crackers! This has turned into quite a little brouhaha. Emil, I guess I'm supposed to apologize to you for asking if that's a tumor on your forehead. Fine, I'm sorry. But you also accused me of being a drunk, of not having a soul, of not reading the Special Bible, and of being uppity.

OK, so I'm uppity, but none of that other stuff is true. I'm doing the best I can. I've been clean for going on a year and I've haven't turned a trick in forever. Emil, you don't know me and I don't know you. So maybe we ought not be throwing stones while we're in glass houses. I think that's in the Bible. It seems like a Bible saying anyway.

And to Rev. Jim. He's not really my type. That new chick Lola seems more his speed if you catch my drift. And trust me, I'm not in the market for a dude these days, I've basically had my fill of dudes. I'm not saying I'm thinking of going queer or anything, I just need to work on myself and getting right with God.

And to the big old goth chick who wants to be my friend. I think I'll pass for now. I haven't read any of your posts yet, so I'm not sure if your cool yet. But if that is actually a pic of you in your avatar, I think it's safe to say your aren't all that cool.

[Emil Sledge]

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Rev. Jim if Jesus is telling you to tell me to keep at it I will but I just gotta have some time to think about it and pray about it and maybe Jesus will show me the way to find me a good Christian gal who can make good pot roast and babies and bread and sew buttuns and especialy boysenberrie pies. Is Jesus gonna have some words for Original Gothster too? Hope so cause she took a hard wrong turn somewheres! Did Jesus say I have to keep at it with her instead a any body else for ever? I hope not.

Gothster I didnt accuse you of being a drunk you came here lookin to talk about drinkin and got snippy when you saw that wasnt what I was doin. I also didnt accuse you of not havin a soul but according to this article that Pastor Merle shewed me http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0500/femsoul.html women folk probly dont. I also live at the Motel 6 til I can get me a job and the windows are small here and theres no stones in the parking lot so I dont throw stones at no body anyhoo. But I except your apologie anyhoo.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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I must admit that Gothster makes a strong point about Lola. Perhaps you should seek her out to be your future bearer of Christian soldiers? Now that I think about it, both you Emil and Gothster have so many problems to sort out that if you were to combine, you'd probably never get out of your predicaments.

[Lola Handcock]

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Missy Original Gothster,You might not hold Emil in such high regard but he is a good Christian man,sure he has made a few mistakes but aint we all,exceptin Jesus and the good Clergy here at the LBC.What more could you want from a man .He loves Jesus and I bet he will be as faithful as a hound dog iffin you keep him fed and his manly desires fulfilled and a see to it that he has some home made pies, I bet he wont stray from home.
Lots of ladies want a man that makes a lot of money to buy you lots of stuff,I had me one of them. Jim bought me a single wide,he paid for most of it in cash but the rest he paid for every week.He got me a raccoon fur coat and zircon diamonds.And we even had an almost brand new pick up truck it were a 1996 silverado.
There was only one thing a missing he did not love Jesus,and I sure would trade all them riches we had iffin Jim would have just loved Jesus.Maybe Jim would not be no homer iffin he would have loved Jesus.

I am just saying dont be a judgen Emil cause you dont think he is smart and what not.He is a God fearing Man and thats good enough fer me!

Praise Jesus ,let him into your life and rejoice in his love.I hope all my brothers and sisters will be a joining me for Sunday services,Me I am going for a Double Header.Yes sir I am staying for two services.I cant get enough of Jesus and his LOVE