[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

No problem at all.

Is that because you're a lesbian?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Is that because you're a lesbian?

I am not a lesbian.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Is it a coincidence that this good Christian clean thread suddenly turned dirty as soon as Dances With Joy shows up? This is perfect evidence for the problems Liberals cause in the world.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Is it a coincidence that this good Christian clean thread suddenly turned dirty as soon as Dances With Joy shows up? This is perfect evidence for the problems Liberals cause in the world.

Oh please - BJ described the woman using a fence post as a dildo.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Oh please - BJ described the woman using a fence post as a dildo.

I'm almost afraid to ask what a "dildo" is...

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

I'm almost afraid to ask what a "dildo" is...

It's a sex toy - an artificial penis.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

It's a sex toy - an artificial penis.

Well I've never! You've really put your foot in your mouth this time. Now we know you're a lesbian! Why else would someone know about artificial...those things? This is one of the most disgusting perverted things I've ever heard of!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Well I've never! You've really put your foot in your mouth this time. Now we know you're a lesbian! Why else would someone know about artificial...those things? This is one of the most disgusting perverted things I've ever heard of!

Lots of straight women use them when they aren't seeing anyone, or for times when the man in their life is away on business or asleep.

[Talitha]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Lots of straight women use them when they aren't seeing anyone, or for times when the man in their life is away on business or asleep.

If they were STRAIGHT They would be married and having lots of Christian Soldiers.
A Womans body is not for pleasure. It's for Procreation!!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

If they were STRAIGHT They would be married and having lots of Christian Soldiers.


So why aren't you married and popping out progeny on an annual basis? Why aren't Zeke and Thumper married and making babies - her eggs aren't getting any fresher.

A Womans body is not for pleasure. It's for Procreation!!

Procreation and pleasure don't have to be mutually exclusive.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

I am not a lesbian.

If you're not a lesbian then why are you OK with the fact that your husband has the tallywhacker of a 3 month old infant? I thought you oversexed secular liberal trollop types were all about oversized genitalia.

Reading further down the thread I see that you use an artificial tallywhacker to compensate for your husband's lack of length and girth. What a sad life you must live.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

If you're not a lesbian then why are you OK with the fact that your husband has the tallywhacker of a 3 month old infant? I thought you oversexed secular liberal trollop types were all about oversized genitalia.

Reading further down the thread I see that you use an artificial tallywhacker to compensate for your husband's lack of length and girth. What a sad life you must live.

Your powers of misinterpretation are staggering.

We have a highly satisfying sex life, so while your concern is touching, it's completely unnecessary. You can stop obsessing over the size of my husband's penis.

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Your powers of misinterpretation are staggering.

We have a highly satisfying sex life, so while your concern is touching, it's completely unnecessary. You can stop obsessing over the size of my husband's penis.

I couldn't help but notice you said, "WE have a highly satisfying sex life"? Your "husband" uses the artificial tallywhacker as well!?!

On another note, did you marry an oriental man because you wanted to be the larger and more dominate member in the relationship? I am simply interested in the inner workings of the feminazi mind.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

I couldn't help but notice you said, "WE have a highly satisfying sex life"? Your "husband" uses the artificial tallywhacker as well!?!

On another note, did you marry an oriental man because you wanted to be the larger and more dominate member in the relationship? I am simply interested in the inner workings of the feminazi mind.

First, I didn't say that we employed one - the real thing works just fine.

Second, he's not Asian - he's German and Irish.

[Betty Lambskin]

Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe

Second, he's not Asian - he's German and Irish.

Lord save her soul! (she married her dog!)