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I think we may be long lost relatives!
I think we may be long lost relatives!
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Re: Cousin Hazel Is Ripe
Darn, I was kinda hopeful. Know of anyone for the someone the likes of me?Originally posted by Matt View PostComment
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My Daughter is still available.Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View Post
She may be a bit of a Mong now after being hit in the head by a stray bullet but I'm sure it hasn't affected her baby making department.
If you drop in at Freehold Memorial Hospital and ask for Dr Gruber; he can take you to her private ward down in the basement.
She kinda dribbles a lot and hollers out all kinds of nasty words but the Pastors assure me they are working on that one.
Go take a look, I'm sure we can work out a fair price
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Tali, how old is your daughter now? Late forties innit?Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostMy Daughter is still available.
She may be a bit of a Mong now after being hit in the head by a stray bullet but I'm sure it hasn't affected her baby making department.
If you drop in at Freehold Memorial Hospital and ask for Dr Gruber; he can take you to her private ward down in the basement.
She kinda dribbles a lot and hollers out all kinds of nasty words but the Pastors assure me they are working on that one.
Go take a look, I'm sure we can work out a fair priceEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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I suggest that you make a thread of your own and list all of your strong points, if any, along with your financial particulars.Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View Post
You may be surprised at what flies your way.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Thread hijacking are we? (says the moderator looking for edit button)Originally posted by Tuulenux View Post
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It's not the size of one's manhood, but the volume and velocity of molten baby juice and that spews forth, praise Jesus. How are you in that department?Originally posted by Andrew Barrick View PostComment
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Sadly Sister we had toOriginally posted by Betty Lambskin View Postlet this one goBanish him from Freehold.
From what I can gather from the DOF Files his Seed count was well under the norm for someone of his age.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Originally posted by Betty Lambskin View Post
It ain't the meat, it's the motion.Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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I see Ms Dances with Chickens has had to make an appearance.Originally posted by Dances with Joy View Post
Take your smut elsewhere you Harlot.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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He's your problem, not mine, honey.Originally posted by Dances without Joy View PostComment
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Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!Comment
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