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  • MoonFlower
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 522

    #106
    Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

    Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
    See my problem is not beleiveing in him, only beleiveing in the bible. Not to mention hell.

    p.s. for anyone who cares cubs are winning.
    Wow, I guess that spell I did where I had to pee on a goat in front of Wrigley Field actually worked!

    I have faith in my Cubbies...

    Moon

    Originally posted by Brother Samuel View Post
    Get saved, then we'll talk.
    WE? Did I ever show any interest in you? NO. But thanks anyways. My interest in in the hottie BJ.

    Moon
    You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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    • Rachael Van Helsing
      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
      • Sep 2006
      • 5131

      #107
      Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

      Actually read this thread just now.....so...er....what is it supposed to be about, then?
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • MoonFlower
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 522

        #108
        Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
        Actually read this thread just now.....so...er....what is it supposed to be about, then?
        We (kiki and myself, you if you'd like to join in) were talking about the hotties here in Landover. But of course they've decided to come in here and try to save kiki.

        But We could start talking about the boys if you'd like, and the girls, if you swing that way.

        Moon
        You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78552

          #109
          Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

          Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
          We (kiki and myself, you if you'd like to join in) were talking about the hotties here in Landover. But of course they've decided to come in here and try to save kiki.

          But We could start talking about the boys if you'd like, and the girls, if you swing that way.

          Moon
          Being a vile witch and dedicated pervert, Ms. VanRugmuncher swings every which way but loose. All the more reason that we try and offer her the love of Christ.

          Moonhippy, Kiki and Rachael....maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • MoonFlower
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 522

            #110
            Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Moonhippy, Kiki and Rachael....maybe this wasn't such a great idea after all.
            What sexy blue eyes, trying to save us?

            Moon
            You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708

              #111
              Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

              Why you filthy wanton harlots!!!!!!

              Stop mackin' on my honeypie!

              Don't make me send Sister Lateefah over here with her rolling pin. Ya hear me!
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              • Star Finder
                Rock Worshipper
                • Sep 2006
                • 1092

                #112
                Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                I'm 26, so teenage boys are a little to young for me
                26! Well Kiki you are past ready to be impregnated and start pumping out fresh meat for the war machine. We need to invade out neighbors and steal their crap and we'll need to do it 15 and 20 years from now as well so start having BOY babies and stop this silly "thinking" and "finding yourself"

                Its your JOB to raise the next generation of Homeland Securers.

                I'm not a teenager so I think I'll be perfect for you.

                SF
                I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                • MoonFlower
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 522

                  #113
                  Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Why you filthy wanton harlots!!!!!!

                  Stop mackin' on my honeypie!

                  Don't make me send Sister Lateefah over here with her rolling pin. Ya hear me!
                  Down girl. Just noting he's got nice eyes. I know he's your man and I would never cross that line BTB. Besides, he's a preppy boy and I can't stand them. He's all yours sweetie.

                  Moon
                  You pray...I dance naked in the forest

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                  • kikirnw

                    #114
                    Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                    Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                    26! Well Kiki you are past ready to be impregnated and start pumping out fresh meat for the war machine. We need to invade out neighbors and steal their crap and we'll need to do it 15 and 20 years from now as well so start having BOY babies and stop this silly "thinking" and "finding yourself"

                    Its your JOB to raise the next generation of Homeland Securers.

                    I'm not a teenager so I think I'll be perfect for you.

                    SF
                    Yeah,um....thanks but no.

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                    • Bobby-Joe
                      Landover Security Superviser
                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 18405

                      #115
                      Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                      Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                      Yeah,um....thanks but no.
                      Well why not Kiki. Don't you want to do your bit for society? It is clear you enjoy childern.

                      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                      • kikirnw

                        #116
                        Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                        Well why not Kiki. Don't you want to do your bit for society? It is clear you enjoy childern.

                        I like thinking,talking, and um.. not getting beat for something I say or do. Plus,I'm not sure I want any more kids.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #117
                          Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                          Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                          I like thinking,talking, and um.. not getting beat for something I say or do. Plus,I'm not sure I want any more kids.

                          Friend,

                          We are not talking about anything bad happening, I am just asking don't you want to help out this wonderful society that Jesus has let you live in? Just think of it, nine or ten little boys all calling you "mother"!

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                          • kikirnw

                            #118
                            Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                            Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                            Friend,

                            We are not talking about anything bad happening, I am just asking don't you want to help out this wonderful society that Jesus has let you live in? Just think of it, nine or ten little boys all calling you "mother"!

                            Nine....Ten No...Thank you. I think I'll find someother way to help out society. Ten....Oh wow now scareing me.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #119
                              Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                              Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                              Nine....Ten No...Thank you. I think I'll find someother way to help out society. Ten....Oh wow now scareing me.
                              How can you be scared Kiki? Jesus died for you! You don't think that was scary for HIM? Good Christian men have to be soldiers for Christ and fight in HIS wars. That is scary too. You must be brave to you can do the right thing!

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • kikirnw

                                #120
                                Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                How can you be scared Kiki? Jesus died for you! You don't think that was scary for HIM? Good Christian men have to be soldiers for Christ and fight in HIS wars. That is scary too. You must be brave to you can do the right thing!

                                I'm sorry but I have to go now, I might be back later. Than again, I don't know if I'll be back here at all. Have a good day everybody.

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