[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Don't forget the whipped cream.

Not much of a whipped cream fan. It tends to melt easily and turn into this disgusting watery stuff. Honey can be good too.

Moon

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Not much of a whipped cream fan. It tends to melt easily and turn into this disgusting watery stuff. Honey can be good too.

Moon

True - you have to work fast with whipped cream. Honey with the honey sounds pretty good, though...

[Enobarbus]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

True - you have to work fast with whipped cream. Honey with the honey sounds pretty good, though...

Young woman, it is high time that you stopped acting like a brazen tart and starting to give some consideration to the fate of your Aeternal soul. The demons of carnal lust and licentiousness are taking a vice like hold on you, and your chances of Salvation© are rapidly diminishing. You must look to Jesus for redemption. The good pastors here will be prepared to help. Feel free to contact any of us for one-on-one counselling, prayer, and Bible reading sessions.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Young woman, it is high time that you stopped acting like a brazen tart and starting to give some consideration to the fate of your Aeternal soul. The demons of carnal lust and licentiousness are taking a vice like hold on you, and your chances of Salvation© are rapidly diminishing. You must look to Jesus for redemption. The good pastors here will be prepared to help. Feel free to contact any of us for one-on-one counselling, prayer, and Bible reading sessions.

I'm married, not a "brazen tart." My husband is the only man I sleep with, the only man I fantasize about, and he and I can indulge our passion for each other in any way we choose.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I'm married, not a "brazen tart." My husband is the only man I sleep with, the only man I fantasize about, and he and I can indulge our passion for each other in any way we choose.

Phoenix,
You are sadly wrong on this and it hard to explain. As Brother Eno has explained the only way to understand this is with one on one weekly deep Christian prayer sessions with our pastors. It is the surest way to be touched by HIS love.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Phoenix,
You are sadly wrong on this and it hard to explain. As Brother Eno has explained the only way to understand this is with one on one weekly deep Christian prayer sessions with our pastors. It is the surest way to be touched by HIS love.

Bobby Joe,
Are you trying to tell me that I shouldn't want to physically express to my husband how much I love him? That I should pray not to want my own husband? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Nine....Ten No...Thank you. I think I'll find someother way to help out society. Ten....Oh wow now scareing me.

Don't you want your Quiver to be Full?

I can't figure out how demons in one's colon would make a person want to make love. Seems to me, it would just make them need to... well, you know.

I hear they're tickly demons, that make the man want someone to scratch his deep, deep itch. Over and over again, scrubbing and scraping, until the itching finally fades with sweet release.

Bobby Joe,
Are you trying to tell me that I shouldn't want to physically express to my husband how much I love him? That I should pray not to want my own husband? I'm sorry, but that doesn't make any sense.

Maybe he's saying that you shouldn't come onto a Baptist Church forum and describe in detail the filthy, disgusting perversions in which you engage with your husband or whatever trucker happens to pick you up hitchhiking on Interstate 69 or the Hershey Highway!!

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Maybe he's saying that you shouldn't come onto a Baptist Church forum and describe in detail the filthy, disgusting perversions in which you engage with your husband or whatever trucker happens to pick you up hitchhiking on Interstate 69 or the Hershey Highway!!

I didn't describe anything I did with anybody - I was simply making a joke. Lighten up.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

I didn't describe anything I did with anybody - I was simply making a joke. Lighten up.

This isn't a place for your fantasies, either!

We don't want to hear about what you want to do with the gardener, the pool boy, and a quart of Wesson Oil! Nor do we want to hear about your "afternoon delight" with your neighbor, her sister, her horse, and the mailman! "Skyrockets in flight", indeed!

Nor do we care to read of your time spent M-ing while cruising Ouchy the Clown's disgusting and very unChristian website!

Please keep your demented fantasy sexcapades offline, or at least write about them at an appropriate heathen website like DeviantTard.com. Thank you.

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

This isn't a place for your fantasies, either!

We don't want to hear about what you want to do with the gardener, the pool boy, and a quart of Wesson Oil! Nor do we want to hear about your "afternoon delight" with your neighbor, her sister, her horse, and the mailman! "Skyrockets in flight", indeed!


I repeat - it was a joke. If I offended you, I'm sorry. And just for the record, I never mentioned Wesson Oil, my neighbor, her sister, a horse, or the mailman. In fact, I never mentioned details at all.

Nor do we care to read of your time spent M-ing while cruising Ouchy the Clown's disgusting and very unChristian website!

I've never heard of Ouchy the Clown, but if it's awebsite that in any way combines sex and pain, which it sounds like it would be from your brief words about it, I wouldn't be interested anyway. Pain holds no allure for me.

Please keep your demented fantasy sexcapades offline, or at least write about them at an appropriate heathen website like DeviantTard.com. Thank you.

Once again, it was meant as a harmless joke, and I apologize if I wounded your delicate sensibilities.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Once again, it was meant as a harmless joke, and I apologize if I wounded your delicate sensibilities.

You need to be on your knees apologizing to Jesus, you vile harlot. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins, and you repay Him with gutter talk about your perverted fantasies?

[Phoenix Risen]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

You need to be on your knees apologizing to Jesus, you vile harlot. He temporarily suffered and died for our sins, and you repay Him with gutter talk about your perverted fantasies?

What does one have to do with the other?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

What does one have to do with the other?

The mere fact that you have to ask that question reveals how lonely and depraved your life truly is. You are so far removed from His love that you can't even smell it from where you are.

Clearly, your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word.8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[kikirnw]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

Don't you want your Quiver to be Full?

Nah, My quiver is just fine,right now. The 10 to 12 kids kind of scared me off alittle.

[MoonFlower]

Re: kiki and Moon's Gossip

kiki, we need to talk. Word has it in town that you've been going around and trying to seduce our men. Now, you know very well that I've already "claimed" two and some others are taken as well. Believe me kiki, if any of the women here had to compete with you for a man, I'm sure you'd lose, so back up.

Now, either you respect them like the fundies that they are, or the women of Landover, including myself are gonna have to resort to some serious ass kickin'. Understood?

A very ticked off Moon