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  • Remy Lebeau
    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2058

    #31
    Re: Need permission from Church Elders

    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
    Brother Hank, would it be considered cheating if I bought a F250 with my trust fund money and called it a wedding present?
    That way I only need to drag 1600 pounds of dead weight onto the pick up as apposed to hauling it for acres to the kitchen. Would that be ok?
    So what about Pastor Billy Rueben? You aren't up to your old ways now are you? I'd hate to have to contact your father and have him spank you. I'd hate it even more if I had to fly over to Joo York and spank you myself if you don't have a father.
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    • FoundGirlJNB
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      • Sep 2009
      • 351

      #32
      Re: Need permission from Church Elders

      Brother Lemy, I assure you, I am not up to any tricks, old or new.

      I spent hours yesterday praying and reading my KJV in search for guidance. I know that I have been a harlot in my past, but I also know that I have come a long way since then, with the help and prayers of many LBC members.

      I praise God for working in my heart and guiding my every step!

      Brother Hank, you wouldn't mind if we both worked on our faith and salvation before we pursue this further, do you?

      My main goal is to be with a man who is a wonderful man of God. But God tells us not the unequally yolked. If I had to be "yolked" as I am now, it would not be as "yolked" as what I aspire to be. I therefore need to work on getting myself on the level I need to be to find my wonderful and equally yolked life partner!

      2 Corinthians 6:14
      Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • Hank
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        • Oct 2009
        • 405

        #33
        Re: Need permission from Church Elders

        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        Of course F250... Equally Yokelled... Anything you ask for is great
        Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

        GOD HATES FAGS
        Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
        DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

        WHITE AND PROUD

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        • FoundGirlJNB
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          • Sep 2009
          • 351

          #34
          Re: Need permission from Church Elders

          Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
          Of course F250... Equally Yokelled... Anything you ask for is great
          You really are a keeper!
          Thank you Brother Hank. I look forward to growing into a excellent young Christian lady to be the best I can be for the Lord and for you!
          Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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          • Hank
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            • Oct 2009
            • 405

            #35
            Re: Need permission from Church Elders

            Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
            You really are a keeper!
            Thank you Brother Hank. I look forward to growing into a excellent young Christian lady to be the best I can be for the Lord and for you!
            Should we get engaged or is engagement unBiblical?
            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

            GOD HATES FAGS
            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

            WHITE AND PROUD

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #36
              Re: Need permission from Church Elders

              Originally posted by Brother Hank View Post
              Should we get engaged or is engagement unBiblical?
              WHOA!! Slow down there, buckaroo!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Hank
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                • Oct 2009
                • 405

                #37
                Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                WHOA!! Slow down there, buckaroo!
                Yes Sir, Pastor Ezekiel Sir!
                Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                GOD HATES FAGS
                Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                WHITE AND PROUD

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                • JennyD
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                  • Dec 2007
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                  #38
                  Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                  Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                  So what about Pastor Billy Rueben? You aren't up to your old ways now are you? I'd hate to have to contact your father and have him spank you. I'd hate it even more if I had to fly over to Joo York and spank you myself if you don't have a father.
                  I thought Pastor Billy-Reuben was married.

                  Is he available?
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                  • Remy Lebeau
                    LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                    President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                    Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2058

                    #39
                    Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    I thought Pastor Billy-Reuben was married.

                    Is he available?
                    And she was still all over him. But I guess she's put that behind her.
                    Master of Godly Debating

                    Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                    Debate Record
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                    Lastest Debates:
                    Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                    James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                    Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                    Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                    86 Victories
                    0 Defeats

                    Past Victories (Archive):
                    Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                    Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                    Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                    • FoundGirlJNB
                      Found Sheep
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 351

                      #40
                      Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                      And she was still all over him. But I guess she's put that behind her.
                      I don't remember that? What thread was that Brother Lemy?
                      If it was right in the beginning of me coming here, I could believe it, as I was intoxicated a lot of the time, but it could not have been recently. Are you sure you're not confusing me with another ex-harlot?
                      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                      • Remy Lebeau
                        LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
                        President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
                        Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2058

                        #41
                        Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                        I don't remember that? What thread was that Brother Lemy?
                        If it was right in the beginning of me coming here, I could believe it, as I was intoxicated a lot of the time, but it could not have been recently. Are you sure you're not confusing me with another ex-harlot?
                        Maybe you're right. I should probably get some food and rest. I've been doing so much praying that I haven't been eating properly.
                        Master of Godly Debating

                        Latest Conquest:Sacred Heart

                        Debate Record
                        Currently Undefeated
                        Lastest Debates:
                        Catholic - Not Christian: Former Altar Boy/Molestation Victim with "Stockholm Syndrome" admits catholicism is false
                        James Peter: Idiotic Catholic Retard Thwarted
                        Vayhr of the Warhost: Unrepentant wigger struck down.
                        Teflon: See the post that nailed him.
                        86 Victories
                        0 Defeats

                        Past Victories (Archive):
                        Uppity Atheist Pagan Witch finally keels over and DIES. America Wins Again!!!
                        Uppity feeble minded witch needs to be taught how to debate
                        Racist Nazi Feminazi Bulldyke CRUSHED in debate

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                        • FoundGirlJNB
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                          • Sep 2009
                          • 351

                          #42
                          Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                          Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
                          Maybe you're right. I should probably get some food and rest. I've been doing so much praying that I haven't been eating properly.
                          Bless your weary and tired soul, brother Lemy.

                          Exodus 33:14
                          And he said, My presence shall go with thee, and I will give thee rest.
                          Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                          • Hank
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                            • Oct 2009
                            • 405

                            #43
                            Re: Need permission from Church Elders

                            What happened to LostGrl?
                            Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup. (Psalm 11:6)

                            GOD HATES FAGS
                            Romans 1:18-32, 1 Corinthians 6:9-11, 1 Timothy 1:8-11, Jude 7, etc
                            DEATH PENALTY FOR FAGS

                            WHITE AND PROUD

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