Lonely Heart... F seeks M

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Now Brethren and Sistern, you all know who this is. I'd ask you to look into your hearts and your less fortunate male relatives to see if this lady's prayers might be answered.

Call me on the usual number.

[wrongpathtaker]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

Now Brethren and Sistern, you all know who this is. I'd ask you to look into your hearts and your less fortunate male relatives to see if this lady's prayers might be answered.

Call me on the usual number.

Mom ?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

I don't know what "F seeks M" means, but it sounds absolutely vulgar!

[Nobar King]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

I got my hopes up until I read the ad. I don't have very good self control.

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

Mental illness? Hears voices?

Is that referring to the monthly curse our wives get or am I missing out on something??

[ebilly99]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

Mental illness? Hears voices?

Is that referring to the monthly curse our wives get or am I missing out on something??

Seculars at it again. She hears the voice of God and they say shes crazie...
Why God would talk to her is beyond me. Mabey he is upset at her lifestyle. We christians should help out and get her away. Besides if it is God she hears she should obay us pretty well

[Petal]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

Now Brethren and Sistern, you all know who this is. I'd ask you to look into your hearts and your less fortunate male relatives to see if this lady's prayers might be answered.

Call me on the usual number

i not recalls if it were me that tooked out that ad , but if it were then i gots to asks that someone real bootiful please calls Mr.Bathfire real kwick cuz there only be 9 years left before i be over them hills, before i be 25, i thinks i only be 14 anyways i losted count a long long times ago

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

i not recalls if it were me that tooked out that ad , but if it were then i gots to asks that someone real bootiful please calls Mr.Bathfire real kwick cuz there only be 9 years left before i be over them hills, before i be 25, i thinks i only be 14 anyways i losted count a long long times ago

Dearest Sweet Petal,

There is a Mr. Petal out there somewhere, you will eventually find him.

[Petal]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

Dearest Sweet Petal,

There is a Mr. Petal out there somewhere, you will eventually find him.

thank you Mr.Sayved for your kind words, you gived me hopes for the futures cuz i been rejeckted by them innernet boys that be so perfict that i not be good enuff for them i not be bootiful enuff for their lurve

i not wants you neithers, Mr.Studman69!

.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

One of my nephews works in the music business as a lawyer and has represented the fellows from "Theocracy" who are a hard-core "Christian" band. He tells me the bass player is a little "Will there be rabbits George?" slow and is interested in a date with a like-minded "Christian" woman.

I can pass along his digits and perhaps we can arrange a little Petal to the Metal as it were.




Bless you, my Lovelorn Lithiate,
Father Mo

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

Oh! I came as I thought you'd abandoned your vow of celibacy. Having read your post, my feeling is that the lady would need to be a little more than batshit to consider a Catlick.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Lonely Heart... F seeks M

One of my nephews works in the music business as a lawyer and has represented the fellows from "Theocracy" who are a hard-core "Christian" band. He tells me the bass player is a little "Will there be rabbits George?" slow and is interested in a date with a like-minded "Christian" woman.

I can pass along his digits and perhaps we can arrange a little Petal to the Metal as it were.




Bless you, my Lovelorn Lithiate,
Father Mo

Isn't "nephew" a catlick codeword for altar boy ?

His "bass player" may well be too. What make you think that poor Petal wants your sloppy seconds ?