[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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By the way Miss April, my fiancee Sister Thumper was wondering if you had a good recipe for ice cubes. Can you help her out?

I didn't know Thumper was branching out into gourmet cuisine.

Why, last time I was in Freehold, she was just learning to make toast without lighting the curtains ablaze! Now look at her, she's practically a young, beautiful, non-Hellbound Martha Stewart!

You've got quite the lady there, Zeke . . . Better hurry up and marry her before I some rogue steals her away!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I am disgusted to see such filth in a forum dedicated to the Lord.

And I am disgusted to see that while they backed up their posts with the Bible, you did not, and yet you presumed to rebuke them anyway. Post Scripture or retract.

[Aristotle]

I agree

Is that the stars and bars you're wearing there, Miss Sally?

Don't you think it's disrespectful to be farting into the flag of America's original True Christians™?

Yes, she should remove the offending garment and send picture proof of its removal to the good Christian men of Landover Baptist.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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piffleING HYPOCRITE!

Insulting a man of God is insulting God himself. Have fun burning, unsaved trash.

[ThomasTheApostle]

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Mrs. Paulson, while I am quite up there in the years, I am a man of enormous frame and any would-be assailant would think twice before accosting you. I'm 6'2, 295 lbs of sturdy, husky Christian man. For maximum safety, I can escort you around Des Moines in my personal limo. You'll know you'll be safe back there because it will just be us two. There's a comfortable waterbed, a mini-bar, a 32" HDTV with Blu-Ray, and other amenities to make your stay in Des Moines most hospitable.

Let's talk later tonight. I PMed you my cell phone. Call me after 11 PM CST, which is when my wife goes to bed, and I'm free to talk.

Excuse me for speaking out of line here, but I really do not understand. You represent yourself as a devout man yet here you are trying to seduce a married woman while being married yourself. Is this a joke? Please explain.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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Excuse me for speaking out of line here, but I really do not understand. You represent yourself as a devout man yet here you are trying to seduce a married woman while being married yourself. Is this a joke? Please explain.

Seduce?!

He's offering her his protection and a limo for her safety and a water bed for just the two of them to relax! How sick of a mind can you have to interpret that as seduction?

You are a horny teenage atheist aren't you...

[ThomasTheApostle]

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Seduce?!

He's offering her his protection and a limo for her safety and a water bed for just the two of them to relax! How sick of a mind can you have to interpret that as seduction?

You are a horny teenage atheist aren't you...

I am certainly not. I'm a 22 year old christian which easily resists temptations. Many girls wanted to be with me but they were all rejected because they do not suit my religion and beliefs. I am saving myself for a true devout christian girl which I will marry. Hopefully I will meet one soon.

The reason I thought he was seducing her was because he told her to call him after his wife goes to bed. Once again I offer my deepest apologies if I was out of line.

[iFearGod]

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Seduce?!

He's offering her his protection and a limo for her safety and a water bed for just the two of them to relax! How sick of a mind can you have to interpret that as seduction?

You are a horny teenage atheist aren't you...

Isn't this a thread dedicated to meeting other Christian singles? It sounds very much like he's wanting to commit adultry..

[Meek and Humble]

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Isn't this a thread dedicated to meeting other Christian singles? It sounds very much like he's wanting to commit adultry..

That's because you're a pervert.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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I am certainly not. I'm a 22 year old christian which easily resists temptations. Many girls wanted to be with me but they were all rejected because they do not suit my religion and beliefs. I am saving myself for a true devout christian girl which I will marry. Hopefully I will meet one soon.

The reason I thought he was seducing her was because he told her to call him after his wife goes to bed. Once again I offer my deepest apologies if I was out of line.

Obviously he had to wait until his wife was asleep! A good Christian male spends some time keeping the wife in line, and making sure she stays with Jesus. So once she's asleep, he obviously has more free time to arrange things with other people. I can't believe you interpreted that as seduction..

I truly am disgusted that you'd offend our Godly Reverend Jim Osbourne.

[iFearGod]

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Obviously he had to wait until his wife was asleep! A good Christian male spends some time keeping the wife in line, and making sure she stays with Jesus. So once she's asleep, he obviously has more free time to arrange things with other people. I can't believe you interpreted that as seduction..

I truly am disgusted that you'd offend our Godly Reverend Jim Osbourne.

The only reason someone would tell someone to wait untill their wife was asleep is if he didn't want her to know what was going on. Yes everyone should spend time with their loved one and "keep them in line" but that's kind of embarrising to say he has to spend all day helping his wife.. Is something wrong with her? I hope not

[mitchellpaul]

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game on

Hey Miss April wanna meet me at the back of the abandoned warehouse tonight around 11PM?

Right, and this is a wonderful example of Christian behavior.

[iFearGod]

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Right, and this is a wonderful example of Christian behavior.

That's what I'm sayin. I see so Many people here who have the bible twisted it's sickening

[HeavenIsHome]

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Right, and this is a wonderful example of Christian behavior.

I see nothing wrong with Brother Hank's response. He just wants to chat and praise God with Miss April in a private place where there are no distractions.

[Halleluyah Rob]

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The only reason someone would tell someone to wait untill their wife was asleep is if he didn't want her to know what was going on. Yes everyone should spend time with their loved one and "keep them in line" but that's kind of embarrising to say he has to spend all day helping his wife.. Is something wrong with her? I hope not

I have to repeat myself again? Reverend keeps his wife in line, and has more free time when she's resting to arrange important things on his schedule. You wouldn't understand, I'm sure no self respecting woman would create soldiers of Jesus with a horny atheist such as yourself.

Interpreting the Reverend's good will with ''seduction" is absurd.