[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie



My GOD, Brother Hatchet, I think she's trying to tell us she has 3 cooters - one for each pair of arms, perhaps.

Jesus $ave us all

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Grow up.

Says a man who can't even bring himself to refer to body parts by their proper names.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

The only thing I refer to as a cooter is a freshwater turtle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudemys

Grow up.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I don't need to put my face in a dog's ass to know that it reeks. The same applies to that putrid gulch you call a cooter.

The only thing I refer to as a cooter is a freshwater turtle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudemys

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

And you have no idea what I smell like, since scent doesn't travel through an internet connection.

I don't need to put my face in a dog's ass to know that it reeks. The same applies to that putrid gulch you call a cooter.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Sister Vicky, I say we award her a medal for that one

I'll pass on the medal.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Sister Vicky, I say we award her a medal for that one

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Everybody keeps talking about this Photoshop, but I've never heard of it. What do they sell there? I assume cameras, but do they also develop film there? We don't have a Photoshop in my town.

It's not a store - it's a software package for editing and manipulating photographic images.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I see your name is now "Old Iron Crotch." As it is similar to "Old Man Hatchet," you are obviously trying to fool people into thinking we are a couple. You are really pathetic. You get more contemptible with each passing day, you foul-smelling slut.

I didn't choose the name - your moderators changed it.

And you have no idea what I smell like, since scent doesn't travel through an internet connection. FYI, I shower daily, so I do not smell bad.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I went back and looked at the Bridesmaid thread agian - you did a much better job with the photoshopping this time.

Everybody keeps talking about this Photoshop, but I've never heard of it. What do they sell there? I assume cameras, but do they also develop film there? We don't have a Photoshop in my town.

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

My husband has never been on this board. I assume you're referring to the character someone created "Husband without Joy." My husband and I are still happily married.

I see your name is now "Old Iron Crotch." As it is similar to "Old Man Hatchet," you are obviously trying to fool people into thinking we are a couple. You are really pathetic. You get more contemptible with each passing day, you foul-smelling slut.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

"Old Iron Crotch"

Well, I'm glad to see you're wearing your Chastity Belt now, especially after all the leering at our Men that you've done.

I don't wear a chastity belt - your juvenile moderators changed my screen name again.
And you needn't worrry about me leering at your men - I have one that keeps me quite satisfied, and even if I didn't there's no one at LBC that I would want to seduce.

I wonder what happened to her Husband? Did she run him off our board as she must have surely run him out her Home?

My husband has never been on this board. I assume you're referring to the character someone created "Husband without Joy." My husband and I are still happily married.

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

"Old Iron Crotch"

Well, I'm glad to see you're wearing your Chastity Belt now, especially after all the leering at our Men that you've done.

I wonder what happened to her Husband? Did she run him off our board as she must have surely run him out her Home?

[Talitha]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I went back and looked at the Bridesmaid thread agian - you did a much better job with the photoshopping this time.

Well, as I don't own such a program I think it must be you that's lying.
I would give you an Infraction but you'd only send me a boring, droning Personal message complaining.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

HOW DARE YOU!!
I wouldn't claim such a thing as my own.
Jesus is watching YOU

I went back and looked at the Bridesmaid thread agian - you did a much better job with the photoshopping this time.