[Boring Jerry]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Alright, ive had enough, you stupid co******ng little motherpiffleer. i dont give a shit if i get banned. id break each of ur fingers 1 by 1 with a ball-peen hammer, then ur toes, then id cut ur nose off with my butterfly knife. Then id let my goth friends burn u alive while we sit back, smoke pot, and **** on ur corpse.

Dumbass piffleing pussy.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Odd, Clarence, but your profile says "Member", not "True Christian™".

Why do you suppose that is?

You don't know? OK, I'll just have to remember you are a brainless bimbo. It means I am a member of the Landoverbaptist.net Forum just like you are a member of these forums. Jenny, you are getting stupider and more ignorant with each passing day.

My word, young man! Do pull yourself together. It's extraordiary, that's what. If you were a student at my school, I should have to have a word with your parents at the next PTA meeting, followed by disciplinary measures of course! (such as gagging you with a hanky and handcuffing you to the radiator under the classroom window during firedrill on Tuesdays)

Maybe you're a punk b*tch who let's assholes insult the people you love, but I am a Man of Christ. And like the Lord my wrath waxes HT


Exodus 22:21-24 states, "Ye shall not afflict any widow (Tali), or fatherless child (Me). If thou afflict them in any wise, and they cry at all unto me, I will surely hear their cry; And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless."

The moral of the story: DO NOT F*CK WITH JESUS OR HIS PEEPS!!! HE DOES NOT PLAY AROUND!!!!

I'm surprised that that's all you would do. I, for one, would do much worse.

Oh, REALLY??? Tell us, Alex_Bitch, what would YOU do?

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

She's just jealous, Sister Noddy, because you won the "Shower with Jesus" contest and she didn't!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

your a bible basher and you put that picture on all i can say tell her toput some clothes on! if my auntie saw a picture of me like that she would kill me, also with a weapon imagine! god fearing people ???????????

PULL THE OTHER ONE!

My goodness, what would yoooou know about anything? You're fat and sloppy and your own clothes don't even fit you, jessieque!

[jessiesue the halfwit]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

your a bible basher and you put that picture on all i can say tell her toput some clothes on! if my auntie saw a picture of me like that she would kill me, also with a weapon imagine! god fearing people ???????????

PULL THE OTHER ONE!

[Boring Jerry]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I'm surprised that that's all you would do. I, for one, would do much worse.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

(loud and disruptive blah blah blah deleted)

My word, young man! Do pull yourself together. It's extraordiary, that's what. If you were a student at my school, I should have to have a word with your parents at the next PTA meeting, followed by disciplinary measures of course! (such as gagging you with a hanky and handcuffing you to the radiator under the classroom window during firedrill on Tuesdays)

[JennyD]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

because I am a True Christian

Odd, Clarence, but your profile says "Member", not "True Christian(tm)".

Why do you suppose that is?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Now, it's time to stop with the make-believe, and start taking your medication again. Your mother tells me you've been refusing to take the pills; do we need to take you to the bad place again? Do we need to take away your Emo CDs?

Miss Talitha, if there's anything I can do to help, please do not hesistate to ask.

Get with the program, new guy.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=132751#post132751

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...266#post180266

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=184823&highlight=collar#post184823

Now that all your credibility has been lost I advise you to repent, liar.

Now, due to your mental delusions, I can only assume you're taking medicinal marijuana for some kind of old people sickness and because I am a True Christian I am willing to overlook your discretions. But Look here, buddy. You've basically just called Tali a liar.

Say whatever you want about me in your more than likely pedophilic delusions concerning some kid named Andrew (you aren't a Catholic are you?), but when you call Tali a liar I really get ANGRY.

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO INSULT HER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!!! GOT IT?!?!?

DO NOT MAKE ME TRACK YOU DOWN!
I WILL END YOU!!!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

He needs to quit being a part of the female anatomy, join the Army, and go die for Jesus over in our Godly President Bush's war.

Andrew, you and I both know that

• You are no WWE wrestler
• You have never courted a fine Christian lady like Miss Talitha
• No fine Christian woman would give an obnoxious, WOW-obsessed, zit-faced wrestler wannabe the time of day, much less a date

Now, it's time to stop with the make-believe, and start taking your medication again. Your mother tells me you've been refusing to take the pills; do we need to take you to the bad place again? Do we need to take away your Emo CDs?

Miss Talitha, if there's anything I can do to help, please do not hesistate to ask.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

You ignorant knucklehead. We have spent countless hours together in person. I was courting Tali for awhile,

>WWE-style girlie screaming deleted<

Andrew, you and I both know that

• You are no WWE wrestler
• You have never courted a fine Christian lady like Miss Talitha
• No fine Christian woman would give an obnoxious, WOW-obsessed, zit-faced wrestler wannabe the time of day, much less a date

Now, it's time to stop with the make-believe, and start taking your medication again. Your mother tells me you've been refusing to take the pills; do we need to take you to the bad place again? Do we need to take away your Emo CDs?

Miss Talitha, if there's anything I can do to help, please do not hesistate to ask.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Miss Talitha, if Andrew is stalking you, I can speak with his parents again and we can see about confining him a bit more closely.

Just speak the word, and I'll do everything I can to be sure his cyber-shadow never darkens your monitor again. (I'm sure you have adequate security to handle the situation should he grow the "Twin Spheres of Courage" required to show up in person!)

You ignorant knucklehead. We have spent countless hours together in person. I was courting Tali for awhile, but then she got all scared because of a situation that is none of your business. Now she is acting all funny because I'm 18 and she is having my ch she cares too much about what other people think about our age difference. Who the hell is "Andrew", you creepy f*ck? If you knew me in person your arms would be broken, your eyes would be too swollen to eye your monitor because I would have punched them until they were the size of turnips. I WOULD BREAK ALL YOUR RIBS AND PUNCTURE ALL YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS!!!! YOU WOULD BE GAGGING ON YOUR OWN BILE AND WRITHING IN YOUR OWN BLOOD!!! I WOULD REACH DOWN YOUR F*CKING THROAT AND PULL YOUR VITALS OUT, TURNING YOUR GODLESS HIDE INSIDE OUT!!!! YOU LITTLE F*CKER, I WOULD HAVE ALREADY CHOKED YOU ON YOUR OWN SMALL INTESTINES AND MADE YOU EAT THE CONTENTS!!!

CHRIST IS YOUR DEMISE AND I AM HIS WEAPON!!! DO NOT CROSS THE WARHOST OF HEAVEN!!!!

[SUV]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

Oh, is this a 'Stalking' thread? Is anyone available?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I'll have to check my Security / Nail Parlor / Watching Paint Dry schedule so I'll come back to you on that one.
I'm sure something can be arranged.

Miss Talitha, if Andrew is stalking you, I can speak with his parents again and we can see about confining him a bit more closely.

Just speak the word, and I'll do everything I can to be sure his cyber-shadow never darkens your monitor again. (I'm sure you have adequate security to handle the situation should he grow the "Twin Spheres of Courage" required to show up in person!)

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Meet My Niece Gracie

I'll have to check my Security / Nail Parlor / Watching Paint Dry schedule so I'll come back to you on that one.
I'm sure something can be arranged.

~sigh~

OK, I see... I just thought...






...nevermind.