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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin
I am polite ask for you please not place my head on pastor Pistle body again.
I am polite ask for you please not place my head on pastor Pistle body again.
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin
GOD! He's cut off Carney Guy/Li'l Davey's head and replaced it with his own.
Don't you know that this kind of scientific voodoo is S-I-N-F-U-L?!?!Comment
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin
I must protest, this thread is all too much! This lecherous foreigner should not be allowed to advertise himself on this Christian board.
Hitoshi, y'all need to learn control. You'll never get a lady friend if you keep acting like that little yapping dog of my friend Annie-May's that tries to have sexual relations with the leg of most every person it meets!sigpicComment
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I really must agree, Miss Maisie sweetie, poor Hi-tushi ought to stick with Miss A-yummy and quit while he's ahead!Originally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
After all, such UNGODLY posturings in the forums of JESUS' favoriite Church only continue to offend the sensibilities of refined ladies as ourselves.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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hi honey. I am take you out for dinner and maybe movie film. then we go back your place and I pound you like Mr T pound Rocky. when wake up in morning your privates are look like Rocky faceOriginally posted by Miss Maisie View Post
(and before someone is make joke I am not need eye cut for see better okay)
also Maisie maybe you are want for bring friend Annie may. I am have a few left hook for her.Comment
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I am want say sorry for post I am make about pound private parts like Rocky. I was drink much wiskey and beer okay. I am eat noodle and drink tea and am now only small buzz. come on you guy every one is drink and get too much horny and cause embarrassing for self. if you real christian you forgive okay. Sorry for so much horny.Comment
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Re: Ladies come take bite of stud muffin
Really, Hioshit..Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
Why don't you accept Christ and marry a Christian woman?
After all, then she couldn't refuse your attempts at seeding her -
She'd have to submit.
Jesus willing, He can even cure you from being a chink.
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If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Because no GODLY American girl would have him and all the nipper women look like REALLY ugly boys.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View PostReally, Hioshit..
Why don't you accept Christ and marry a Christian woman?
After all, then she couldn't refuse your attempts at seeding her -
She'd have to submit.
Jesus willing, He can even cure you from being a chink.
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"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Yet another example of why heathen slants should never be allowed near firewater.Originally posted by Hitoshi View Post
Like True Christianity™, they just aren't equipped to handle it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Indeed, sister. The boy has simply got to learn!Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
You're sure right, Sister. Hitoshi has most likely only experience with women who are ungodly like himself, not used to being around proper, refined ladies.After all, such UNGODLY posturings in the forums of JESUS' favoriite Church only continue to offend the sensibilities of refined ladies as ourselves.
Oh my Lord!hi honey. I am take you out for dinner and maybe movie film. then we go back your place and I pound you like Mr T pound Rocky. when wake up in morning your privates are look like Rocky face
Hitoshi, not only am I betrothed to a Godly soldier, but I most certainly would not engage in such wanton acts as y'all describe. Why, you need a hosing down if I ever saw someone who needed one!
Well I certainly should hope so. That post was most awful indeed. I do hope y'all repent for your strange foreign fetish horniness.I am want say sorry for post I am make about pound private parts like Rocky. I was drink much wiskey and beer okay. I am eat noodle and drink tea and am now only small buzz. come on you guy every one is drink and get too much horny and cause embarrassing for self. if you real christian you forgive okay. Sorry for so much horny.
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What is it with these Japs and Godly Christian American Women? I would hate to contemplate just what the resulting offspring would look like from such an unholy union.Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawnsigpicComment
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Oh well, Jesus won't approve of its teeth, its parents will have to have them all pulled if they ever expect it to get anywhere in life ...Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Maybe Jesus intended the child to go into wood working? The Lord sure does move in mysterious ways.Originally posted by Sister Noddy View PostOh well, Jesus won't approve of its teeth, its parents will have to have them all pulled if they ever expect it to get anywhere in life ...
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Noodles and tea? Are you turning British or something? Do you prefer curry or mayo with your noodles?Originally posted by Hitoshi View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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I was eat instant noodle (my parent were sent for me from Japan is yummy) and instant noodle is Japanese (was creation 1958 by Nissin Food is Japanese company okay). and nobody is know tea like Japanese (look at tea ceremony you think we are not take tea serious give me break).Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
if turn British I am for eat tasteless and boring food like cauliflower cheese and pork pie. reason why British food so tasteless and boring is so British are not upstage by food (explain for British you are very boring but are look more exciting compare to food ha ha).
Get with programme bro.Comment
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