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  • Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

    I guess technically I should not be advertising jobs in the singles forum, but it's very lonely here in the Green Zone, and I hold "multi-tasking" in high regard, if you know what I'm nudging and winking about.

    Job Description:

    Senior Advisor. Assist in creating and manage a stable, democratic Iraq (Nation east of Florida, population 26,783,383 (subject to change without notice)).

    Qualifications:

    N/A

    Experience as either:

    Republican party activist
    Republican think-tank intern
    RNC donor
    High-ranking position in Halliburton, Bechtel or other corporations with large no-bid contracts in Iraq

    The following need not apply:

    Those whose loyalty to the president's vision for Iraq is uncertain

    Arabic speakers

    Experience in untrustworthy organizations such as the U.N., State Department, and US military.

    Compensation

    Extremely competetive pay rate to be negotiated. Fringe benefits include excellent opportunities for financial irregularities.
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 04-27-2010, 02:14 AM.
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    Re: Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

    Condi Rice will need a job pretty soon.
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      Re: Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Condi Rice will need a job pretty soon.
      I mentioned this to my buddy from the Inheritence Institute, and the gist of it is that he didn't think it was a good idea. Maybe she's overqualified? He said something about her being "like tossing a vienna sausage into the grand canyon."

      Whatever that means.
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        Re: Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

        So, had any luck?

        If all else fails, I heard it's easy to find some nice 14-year-old girls in Haditha.
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          Re: Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

          Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
          So, had any luck?

          If all else fails, I heard it's easy to find some nice 14-year-old girls in Haditha.


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            Re: Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

            Originally posted by Jeb Thurmond View Post
            So, had any luck?

            If all else fails, I heard it's easy to find some nice 14-year-old girls in Haditha.
            I've considered it, but this song explains why it's a bad idea:

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            False Christians believe the Bible exists to serve their will. GOD IS NOT YOUR YES-MAN!

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            • #7
              Re: Who wants to be this sultan's harem girl?

              You don't need any harem harlots Trent - just keep using your hand.

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