[Dionysos]

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God bless you Sister Charli

It’s true that I used to suffer from that terrible disease, but last year I got attacked by a group of righteous people who almost punched and kicked the demon out of me, God bless.
Now, thanks to the Bible and cold showers, I’m working to find my way into the bright light that shines from the only truth – I’m sure I’ll see you when I get there

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

In my opinion, homosexuality is an expression of hate. Stop hating and the desire for the act will go away completely. In order to stop hate, you need to stop the other six deadly sins. When you do that, you will be saved.

God bless,

Jesper

[Sister Charli]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

God bless you Sister Charli

It’s true that I used to suffer from that terrible disease, but last year I got attacked by a group of righteous people who almost punched and kicked the demon out of me, God bless.
Now, thanks to the Bible and cold showers, I’m working to find my way into the bright light that shines from the only truth – I’m sure I’ll see you when I get there

Hallelujah.

Praise Jesus for sending those Godly folk to save your ass!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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In my opinion, homosexuality is an expression of hate. Stop hating and the desire for the act will go away completely. In order to stop hate, you need to stop the other six deadly sins. When you do that, you will be saved.

Before saying any more about the seven deadly sins, please read this.

[Ruth Newberry]

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Oh, I'm sorry everyone!

I know I've been inexcusably absent, but one of my sons told me he wanted to dance, God forbid! His father's influence no doubt. I was spanking the Gay out of him, when the other came to his rescue! After some good, Godly advice from Brother Harold Porter and further advice from Pastor Levi, I have invested in a fabulous disciplinary device!
I believe in common parlance it's called a tazer, and it does wonders! A few shocks and they're sent off to their seperate prayer closets to apologise for their terrible choices.

Thank you, though, for all giving me such wonderful advice in here!

Praise the Lord for guiding me to you all,
Ruth.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Oh, I'm sorry everyone!

I know I've been inexcusably absent, but one of my sons told me he wanted to dance, God forbid! His father's influence no doubt. I was spanking the Gay out of him, when the other came to his rescue! After some good, Godly advice from Brother Harold Porter and further advice from Pastor Levi, I have invested in a fabulous disciplinary device!
I believe in common parlance it's called a tazer, and it does wonders! A few shocks and they're sent off to their seperate prayer closets to apologise for their terrible choices.

Thank you, though, for all giving me such wonderful advice in here!

Praise the Lord for guiding me to you all,
Ruth.

Well, all I can say is that it is nice to see you back. I thought for some time there you had resorted to your "old ways".

This tazer thing - how long have you been using it and has it shown remarkable improvement in your children's behavior?

YIC

Sister Phebe.

[BelieverInGod]

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Oh, I'm sorry everyone!

I know I've been inexcusably absent, but one of my sons told me he wanted to dance, God forbid! His father's influence no doubt. I was spanking the Gay out of him, when the other came to his rescue! After some good, Godly advice from Brother Harold Porter and further advice from Pastor Levi, I have invested in a fabulous disciplinary device!
I believe in common parlance it's called a tazer, and it does wonders! A few shocks and they're sent off to their seperate prayer closets to apologise for their terrible choices.

Thank you, though, for all giving me such wonderful advice in here!

Praise the Lord for guiding me to you all,
Ruth.

Oh sister, I hope you didn't spend too much on the taser* I could have got you a decent price on an e-collar with up to a mile range. Both have their pluses and minuses.

*Sorry, married to a Scott.

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Well, all I can say is that it is nice to see you back. I thought for some time there you had resorted to your "old ways".

This tazer thing - how long have you been using it and has it shown remarkable improvement in your children's behavior?

YIC

Sister Phebe.

Oh, never again, Sister. Never again! <3

The tazer, I've been using for about a month, and my sons have improved so very much! No more dancing, no more reading the men's underwear page of the catalogues we get delivered, it's miraculous.

And they've been doing more sports, as well. Finding a Gridiron juniors team in the area was almost impossibly, but I was able, as well as finding them baseball teams.

Thank you so much.

Ruth.

[Ruth Newberry]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Oh sister, I hope you didn't spend too much on the taser* I could have got you a decent price on an e-collar with up to a mile range. Both have their pluses and minuses.

*Sorry, married to a Scott.

Oh, if only I could have waited! Unfortunately, I'm not sure they would have fit around my boys' necks - they both have very wide neck measurements. Larger-set boys, they do so have mansized appetites, you see.

Thank you, though.

Ruth.

[Seth Campbell]

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Oh, if only I could have waited! Unfortunately, I'm not sure they would have fit around my boys' necks - they both have very wide neck measurements. Larger-set boys, they do so have mansized appetites, you see.

Thank you, though.

Ruth.

They fit a horse or an English Mastiff, they'll fit your boys. Although, there's no use buying them if you are happy with the taser.

[HTannor]

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......... Although, there's no use buying them if you are happy with the taser.

The taser is a bit "new age" to my way of thinking.

Whenever one of my visitors gets a bit frisky, I have a nice cattle prod that works quite well. It also has the advantage of being heavy enough to be used as a club if the batteries die.

The above scenario is exactly what happened last weekend when some girl scouts barged in to peddle their cheap cookies. The prod worked well on them but I ended up draining the the D cell batteries. I had to club the Pack Leader until she gave me a discount on the Do-Si-Do's.

[RomanK]

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I have to say Ruth you are quite attractive. If that avatar holds true!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Good, Christian lady seeks STRAIGHT husband.

Oh sister, I hope you didn't spend too much on the taser* I could have got you a decent price on an e-collar with up to a mile range. Both have their pluses and minuses.

*Sorry, married to a Scott.

Sister, I thought you were married to a Seth.

Is he aware of this Scott fellow?

[BelieverInGod]

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Sister, I thought you were married to a Seth.

Is he aware of this Scott fellow?

You brought up a month old typo?

[faithhealer]

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I can’t believe this! You’re admitting that your slutty ways already turned one straight Christian man into a flaming homosexual, gave birth to two sons of a queer and now you’re looking for another man – without your fathers permission?
Is this for real?

I AGREE. You should be banned from creating any other SATANIST monsters. The devil has found a HOME in your loins and is using your SEXUAL WEAKNESS as a way to exploit you. DO NOT LET HIM! Give yourself over to the lord and pray and repent for your husbands sins and childrens sins are YOUR SINS ALSO!