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  • Goats
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    • Oct 2007
    • 74
    #1

    Funny Christian Pics...

    Find any funny pictures to do with our religion. Post em here. Come on lighten up, it's not blasphemy, it's a bit of fun. God DOES have a sense of humour to ya know.
    God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?
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    • Pastor Al E Pistle
      Christ's Cōnsiliārius
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 9323
      #2
      Re: Funny Christian Pics...

      Originally posted by Goats View Post
      Find any funny pictures to do with our religion. Post em here. Come on lighten up, it's not blasphemy, it's a bit of fun. God DOES have a sense of humour to ya know.
      100 infraction points for Blasphemy!
      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Funny Christian Pics...

          Originally posted by Goats View Post
          Find any funny pictures to do with our religion. Post em here. Come on lighten up, it's not blasphemy, it's a bit of fun. God DOES have a sense of humour to ya know.
          Friend,

          I do hope you are not trying to turn Christianity into some kind of joke. We know there are roving gangs of atheists, drunks and gays who go about mocking Christians so we have to be on guard against that kind of stuff. I do hope you are not part of this kind of misbehavior.

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            • Goats
              Unsaved trash
              • Oct 2007
              • 74
              #4
              Re: Funny Christian Pics...

              oh don't be so tight pastor I implore you to rid me of the warning. God knows I am joking and smiles along with me, unlike you.
              God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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                • Brother Guy Bayard
                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 1271
                  #5
                  Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                  Originally posted by Goats View Post
                  oh don't be so tight pastor I implore you to rid me of the warning. God knows I am joking and smiles along with me, unlike you.
                  And Balaam said unto the ass, Because thou hast mocked me: I would there were a sword in mine hand, for now would I kill thee.
                  Numbers 22:28-30

                  You my Friend ARE Balaams ASS.
                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                    • SalvationSeeker
                      True Christian™ Theologian
                      Forum Member
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 3892
                      #6
                      Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                      First you reject the Bible, and now you spit on Jesus? You make FUN of His painful sacrifice for our sins?!
                      AND YOU STILL DARE CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN?? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

                      GOD DOES NOT FIND MOCKERS FUNNY, stop listening to satan in your head ASAP - as in RIGHT NOW!
                      He is dragging you down into hell by having you deny God's Word and mock Jesus!

                      BE NOT DECEIVED; GOD IS NOT MOCKED:
                      FOR WHATSOEVER A MAN SOWETH, THAT SHALL HE ALSO REAP.
                      GALATIANS 6:7
                      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                      Proverbs 9:12-13

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                        • Pastor Isaac Peters
                          Senior Pastor
                          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                          Always Biblically correct
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 10639
                          #7
                          Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                          Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                          Friend,

                          I do hope you are not trying to turn Christianity into some kind of joke. We know there are roving gangs of atheists, drunks and gays who go about mocking Christians so we have to be on guard against that kind of stuff. I do hope you are not part of this kind of misbehavior.
                          Quite right. Atheist sodomites who ridicule Christianity are beneath contempt, and if any of them dare show up on this board, here's what they can expect:

                          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Old Man Hatchet
                              Super Moderator
                              Beloved Church Elder
                              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2084
                              #8
                              Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                              Goats, I am assigning you an additional 10 infraction points for not even having the common sense to post this drivel in the correct forum. This is the Christian Singles forum. It really belongs in the Cut and Paste "Humor" From Lazy and Idiotic Heathens forum, but since we don't have that yet, you should have put it in the Lounge.
                              Last edited by Old Man Hatchet; 10-11-2007, 10:06 PM.

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                                • Brother Guy Bayard
                                  Anvil of the Antipodes
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Jul 2007
                                  • 1271
                                  #9
                                  Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                  Quite right. Atheist sodomites who ridicule Christianity are beneath contempt, and if any of them dare show up on this board, here's what they can expect:

                                  Amen Brother.
                                  The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                                  Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                                    • Bryan Tamariki
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Aug 2007
                                      • 285
                                      #10
                                      Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                                      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                                      Goats, I am assigning you an additional 10 infraction points for not even having the common sense to post this drivel in the correct forum. This is the Christian Singles forum. It really belongs in the Cut and Paste "Humor" From Lazy and Idiotic Heathens forum, but since we don't have that yet, you should have put in it the Lounge.
                                      Easter eggs and profanity were not used by Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ! Our Lord is not a foul-mouthed pagan! If I was Moderator this unsaved blasphemous homer would be banned !
                                      Joshua 24:15
                                      And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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                                        • Old Man Hatchet
                                          Super Moderator
                                          Beloved Church Elder
                                          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 2084
                                          #11
                                          Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                                          Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post
                                          Easter eggs and profanity were not used by Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ! Our Lord is not a foul-mouthed pagan! If I was Moderator this unsaved blasphemous homer would be banned !
                                          Mind your p's and q's, lest I dish out some infraction points for you. Pastor Pistle has already punished Goats for being blasphemous. Are you questioning the Pastor's judgment?

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                                            • Brother Temperance
                                              Senior Usher
                                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                              A very nice young man
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Sep 2006
                                              • 15621
                                              #12
                                              Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                                              Originally posted by Goats View Post
                                              Find any funny pictures to do with our religion. Post em here. Come on lighten up, it's not blasphemy, it's a bit of fun. God DOES have a sense of humour to ya know.
                                              If I wanted to know about God's sense of humour, I'd read the Book of Job!
                                              Originally posted by Goats View Post
                                              oh don't be so tight pastor
                                              indeed. I hate to think what that's a reference to!
                                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                • Bryan Tamariki
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                                                  Forum Member
                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                  • 285
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Funny Christian Pics...

                                                  Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                                                  Mind your p's and q's, lest I dish out some infraction points for you. Pastor Pistle has already punished Goats for being blasphemous. Are you questioning the Pastor's judgment?
                                                  My apologies... Blasphemy against Our Lord and Saviour can make me so angry, especially in a True Christian ™ forum.
                                                  Joshua 24:15
                                                  And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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