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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: How old were you when you were married?

    Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
    I'm sorry I meant Felicity. My mistake.

    So, how old were you when you married (not you Lisa, question is for everyone I'm sure you understand)?? Or what do you expect in your married life, in your partner? Is it customary for young girls to marry old men/"farts" in Freehold?

    Please answer me honestly.

    sas

    Ya pervert Felicity is barley 16, what the hell is the matter with you?And I can assure you of this she will have nothing to do with you, she detests homers.
    Now you are moving on past Lisa. Who's next Mistress Cookie?

    I am 40, my wife is none of your business.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: How old were you when you were married?

      Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
      Is this a sore topic?
      No, this is a personal topic. Why would any True Christian want to share any personal information with you?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Higgins
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2010
        • 314

        #18
        Re: How old were you when you were married?

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        No, this is a personal topic. Why would any True Christian want to share any personal information with you?
        I think he wants to induce us into his decadent ways of homersexuality, beastiality, pedophillia, and possibly atheistic communism (since he wants to know so much about our personal lives)
        Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

        Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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        • self_abusing_sinner
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Aug 2010
          • 217

          #19
          Re: How old were you when you were married?

          I thought Felicity was older, since she posts so much on the forum, I mean I wouldn't expect a sixteen year old to stick up for herself so well, or for her parents to allow her to partake in a forum on that level anyway, my mistake. I expected her to just shy of eighteen like a few months or weeks even..

          Anyway her manner around the forum made me think otherwise, she seems to be running the show almost, the rest of you guys are more immature

          Thank you for clarifying, I wasn't interested in Felicity, at least not a lot, but knowing her age, I can decidedly say no. Hopefully the rest of the old farts in Freehold will have the same sense and let her marry someone slightly above her own age.

          Last, James, I know your wife is none of my business, why would you even think that, I'm starting to think you're a sexual predator, anyway no harm in asking her age, I mean, it's not like she's twenty-five, right? Or younger than that? Because if she is then you are a dirty old man, and no True Christian is like that, right?

          sas

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          • BelieverInGod
            Fourm Member
            Forum Member
            • Feb 2010
            • 9269

            #20
            Re: How old were you when you were married?

            Originally posted by Higgins View Post
            I think he wants to induce us into his decadent ways of homersexuality, beastiality, pedophillia, and possibly atheistic communism (since he wants to know so much about our personal lives)
            Isn't it true that witches/warlocks need personal information (or items) in order to cast spells? I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
            Drama queen

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #21
              Re: How old were you when you were married?

              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
              Isn't it true that witches/warlocks need personal information (or items) in order to cast spells? I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
              It is true Sister B.I.G. They use them for there voodoo magic and incarnations. Sometimes they make little dolls of people they are trying to cast their spells on.
              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • Higgins
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2010
                • 314

                #22
                Re: How old were you when you were married?

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Isn't it true that witches/warlocks need personal information (or items) in order to cast spells? I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
                My understanding from my religious studies research of the occult is yes, yes they do. Perhaps sas is a witch and you know what Exodus 22:18 says...
                Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                • Rev. Jim Osborne
                  True Christian™ Televangelist
                  Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                  On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8622

                  #23
                  Re: How old were you when you were married?

                  I don't mind sharing this because as a faded celebrity, my personal information is public. My first marriage was when I was 22 and she was 19, once I graduated college and started my graduate study at the Bible Institute of Los Angeles. My latest marriage, my fifth one, happened when I was 64 and she was 23. Now I am going to be 70 next month and I'm hoping to get married again before it's too late. I'm sure Jesus will bless me with a beautiful young wife with able hips that can pump out some Rev. Jim Jr's.

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • Sister Charli
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 1590

                    #24
                    Re: How old were you when you were married?

                    Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                    I am always suspicious of unsaved trash.
                    Especially ones that want to have sex with your Rotty's Sister B.I.G.
                    Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                    I wasn't interested in Felicity, at least not a lot, but knowing her age, I can decidedly say no.
                    It is not for you to say yes or no.

                    Felicity's father would never allow her to marry a perverted deviant as you have repeatedly proven yourself to be.
                    2 Chronicles 7:14
                    14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                    • self_abusing_sinner
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Aug 2010
                      • 217

                      #25
                      Re: How old were you when you were married?

                      You don't have to worry about that, it's just superstition I think? God doesn't allow such things does He? It simply isn't possible I would think that true believers would think? What say you?

                      Also, asking the age of your spouse isn't personal information. That would be asking for your name, town you live in etc. Finding someone based on the age of their spouse well I wouldn't know how to do that. Not even knowing that you live in Freehold.

                      Anyway I think you're dodging the issue here. Are you? Please answer honestly.

                      Also, how old does a man have to be before he can marry, in your religious community? Over forty? I wonder, is it the old men that have gotten together and decided that, in an effort to control the godly young ladies that waltz about in their lives? That tells me Satan has entered your community.

                      Am I wrong with this?

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                      • BelieverInGod
                        Fourm Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 9269

                        #26
                        Re: How old were you when you were married?

                        Originally posted by Sister Charli View Post
                        Especially ones that want to have sex with your Rotty's Sister B.I.G.
                        I am considering duct taping some bitches-britches onto them just in case.

                        It is not for you to say yes or no.

                        Felicity's father would never allow her to marry a perverted deviant as you have repeatedly proven yourself to be.
                        Perhaps we should send this to Felicity's dad. I don't think they'd ever find the body.
                        Drama queen

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                        • Higgins
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 314

                          #27
                          Re: How old were you when you were married?

                          Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                          Also, how old does a man have to be before he can marry, in your religious community? Over forty? I wonder, is it the old men that have gotten together and decided that, in an effort to control the godly young ladies that waltz about in their lives? That tells me Satan has entered your community.

                          Am I wrong with this?
                          Obviously not if Rev. Jim got married when he was 22. And if Satan has entered this community it would be you who brought him, as you are a homersexual, beast loving, child loving, communist witch who is clearly in league with Satan to gain our personal information.
                          Genesis 4:12: When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.

                          Numbers 35:19: The revenger of blood himself shall slay the murderer: when he meeteth him, he shall slay him.

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                          • Sam Diamond
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 182

                            #28
                            Re: How old were you when you were married?

                            Originally posted by self_aware_sinner View Post
                            You don't have to worry about that, it's just superstition I think? God doesn't allow such things does He? It simply isn't possible I would think that true believers would think? What say you?

                            Also, asking the age of your spouse isn't personal information. That would be asking for your name, town you live in etc. Finding someone based on the age of their spouse well I wouldn't know how to do that. Not even knowing that you live in Freehold.

                            Anyway I think you're dodging the issue here. Are you? Please answer honestly.

                            Also, how old does a man have to be before he can marry, in your religious community? Over forty? I wonder, is it the old men that have gotten together and decided that, in an effort to control the godly young ladies that waltz about in their lives? That tells me Satan has entered your community.

                            Am I wrong with this?
                            Boy the age is of legal consent. Now state your purpose, you are not a Christian, who sent you the Church of England, perhaps the Pope. Why all the questions?

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                            • Sister Charli
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 1590

                              #29
                              Re: How old were you when you were married?

                              Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                              I am considering duct taping some bitches-britches onto them just in case.
                              What a great idea Sister.

                              Nothing is safe around this pervert.

                              2 Chronicles 7:14
                              14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                              • Seth Campbell
                                Outdoorsman, Hunter, Fisherman, Husband, True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 1565

                                #30
                                Re: How old were you when you were married?

                                Any boy or girl can get married after the age of legal consent if they have fallen in love.

                                I don't know what sick fantasy you have about men having to be over 40. Is it because we're circling around our women to protect them (and our own backsides) from the likes of you? Well let me tell you that has nothing to do with age. Sure boys tend to be a little bit older (not like your imagining) because the boy needs to get a job and be prepared to take care of a family before he considers marriage. If this includes a stint at Landover University, he may be as old as 25 when he marries. Girls usually range between 18-21.

                                There, you have your answer without any of the personal questions that you were asking.
                                PROOF: Atheists are too stupid to understand the Bible!

                                Proverbs 13:24(KJV): "He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes."

                                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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