[Barry]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Didn't Buddha say something about "trust not the man who has found the truth, but the man who is still searching"?

The only thing I remember Buddha saying is, "Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm".

[BelieverInGod]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Has that young lady not been sold yet? Well, I don't wish to be forward, but I think that some serious prayer is called for.

Perhaps the Lord has some specific plan in mind for the girl. Maybe she will come in handy as a means of diverting the attentions of a lustful crowd from some important male guests of her father's household. . . She IS still a virgin, isn't she?


Consideringly Yours,

Handmaiden

Well, I was 30 and not technically a virgin when I met Seth, so who knows what God's plan is. I had pretty much given up and decided on a life of spinsterhood when what fell into my lap!

[handmaiden]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Has that young lady not been sold yet? Well, I don't wish to be forward, but I think that some serious prayer is called for.

Perhaps the Lord has some specific plan in mind for the girl. Maybe she will come in handy as a means of diverting the attentions of a lustful crowd from some important male guests of her father's household. . . She IS still a virgin, isn't she?


Consideringly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

...Are you saying I'm an "angel of light"?...

No, he's saying you're trying to transform yourself into an "angel of light", where the Bible also warns them of "wolves in sheep's clothing".

Didn't Buddha say something about "trust not the man who has found the truth, but the man who is still searching"?

[MilitantImbecile]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I love every part of the Bible.



You are trying (and failing) to use the Bible to justify your perversions.

(2 Corinthians 11:14) "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."

YiC,

Zech

What perversions? You're seeing things that just aint there.

Are you saying I'm an "angel of light"?

I'm not the one saying other people are animals, or that women aren't human. You're twisting the Bible, which is what you get so upset about, then having a freakout when people point out that women are indeed not "worthless" nor are they "animals".

Oh and the "be kind to strangers part". You seem to have missed that part of the Bible as well.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Nope, not a furry either.

Love how you ignore the parts of the Bible you don't like then call me a cherry picker.

I love every part of the Bible.



You are trying (and failing) to use the Bible to justify your perversions.

(2 Corinthians 11:14) "And no marvel; for Satan himself is transformed into an angel of light."

YiC,

Zech

[MilitantImbecile]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Your interest in animal sex is soooo typical of the average Jesus-hating "furry."



YiC,

Zech

Nope, not a furry either.

Love how you ignore the parts of the Bible you don't like then call me a cherry picker.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

*** blah blah blah *** He says a woman shouldn't lie with a beast (quoted above) but he has no problem with a beast lying with a beast, or else how do you get mules?

Your interest in animal sex is soooo typical of the average Jesus-hating "furry."



YiC,

Zech

[MilitantImbecile]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Oh, I'm sorry, is it males under the age of 20 that aren't worth counting? or is it the males under a month of age

Numbers 3:15 Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.

Or are Levi's children worth less than anyone elses?

Wanted to correct myself here. Since Levi's children were worth counting from one month of age or older, and nobody elses was worth counting until their 20, then Levis children were worth MORE not less.

my mistake.

Speaking of context, remember, the Head of the Household OWNS everyone in his household. So, you still cannot see what is clear, friend. However, because males are mentioned, and females are not mentioned, women are not human, as Brother Cranky noted.

So you're completely ignoring the fact that God considers a woman of child bearing years worth double what he considers an old man.

Leviticus 27:4 4 And if it be a female, then thy estimation shall be thirty shekels.

Leviticus 27:7 And if it be from sixty years old and above; if it be a male, then thy estimation shall be fifteen shekels, and for the female ten shekels.

Only animals seek to sleep with other animals(atheists, agnostics, false-Christians are in that same category), unless their husbands tighten the reigns.

Wow dude, you need to calm down. Calling other people animals? What does god say that you should do with a "stranger"?

Exodus 22:21 Thou shalt neither vex a stranger, nor oppress him: for ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

Exodus 23:9 Also thou shalt not oppress a stranger: for ye know the heart of a stranger, seeing ye were strangers in the land of Egypt.

Zechariah 7:10 And oppress not the widow, nor the fatherless, the stranger, nor the poor; and let none of you imagine evil against his brother in your heart.

Leviticus
20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Okay, not sure what this is about. But if a woman wasnt a person, why would your God care about what she slept with? I see mules mentioned in the Bible and they're caused by a horse "sleeping with" a donkey.

1 Kings 18:5 And Ahab said unto Obadiah, Go into the land, unto all fountains of water, and unto all brooks: peradventure we may find grass to save the horses and mules alive, that we lose not all the beasts.

We are always right:

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.



Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

What did Jesus mean when he said "become as little children"? Did he mean stamp your feet and have a tempertantrum when your shown up?

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

Hey, I'm not claiming to be no genius. Im a simple man trying to walk the middle path.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Truly, your persecution not only confirms our Rightness, but provides evidence that Jesus is soon to Return.

You have all of this saved to your computer, don't ya

Stop straying off topic, friend.

Now specifically, it is also not only well know that daughters are not human because they are the result of the fact that there was no bestial helpmeet for Adam, which he discovered while he was naming cattle.

Genesis
2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

I guess you missed this in your poor attempt at Bible reading, but that is to be expected because you are blind, friend.

Then why does god say that a woman between 20 and 60 is worth twice what the old man is worth? Why does he make up rules for women? He says a woman shouldn't lie with a beast (quoted above) but he has no problem with a beast lying with a beast, or else how do you get mules?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

a (--------)and you poison any holy water you touch. (---------).

Such language, obviously a man of very few words.

Friend, we are not catlickers here, we are Baptists. I suppose you had trouble reading the Name of our Church, which is Landover Baptist Church.

Deuteronomy

28:27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.
28:28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart:

I suppose that you have a fiery case of hemorrhoids as well.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You are ***potty word *** sick. Your daughter isn't an item shes a person. Your a ***potty word *** criminal and you poison any holy water you touch. ***potty word *** Disgrace.

Please watch the language.

And "holy water" ??? We're aren't filthy catlicks, friend!

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[T.Y.L.E.R-TheCreator]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

You are ***potty word *** sick. Your daughter isn't an item shes a person. Your a ***potty word *** criminal and you poison any holy water you touch. ***potty word *** Disgrace.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Oh, I'm sorry, is it males under the age of 20 that aren't worth counting? or is it the males under a month of age

Numbers 3:15 Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.

Or are Levi's children worth less than anyone elses?

Stop straying off topic, friend.

Now specifically, it is also not only well know that daughters are not human because they are the result of the fact that there was no bestial helpmeet for Adam, which he discovered while he was naming cattle.

Genesis
2:20 And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.

I guess you missed this in your poor attempt at Bible reading, but that is to be expected because you are blind, friend.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Didn't include male children under the age of of 20 either, but that doesn't stop you from considering foetuses as human.

Numbers 1:3 From twenty years old and upward, all that are able to go forth to war in Israel: thou and Aaron shall number them by their armies.

No taking things out of context, remember? Incorrect use of scripture deleted...

Speaking of context, remember, the Head of the Household OWNS everyone in his household. So, you still cannot see what is clear, friend. However, because males are mentioned, and females are not mentioned, women are not human, as Brother Cranky noted.

Only animals seek to sleep with other animals(atheists, agnostics, false-Christians are in that same category), unless their husbands tighten the reigns.

Leviticus
20:16 And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

We are always right:

Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

Truly, your persecution not only confirms our Rightness, but provides evidence that Jesus is soon to Return.

[MilitantImbecile]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Oh, I'm sorry, is it males under the age of 20 that aren't worth counting? or is it the males under a month of age

Numbers 3:15 Number the children of Levi after the house of their fathers, by their families: every male from a month old and upward shalt thou number them.

Or are Levi's children worth less than anyone elses?