[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

Please provide a link to where a True Christian(tm) said that.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

Are you denying the right to forgiveness of sins? Who is this straw man you have denounced?

Please don't tell me you are considering Aaron's impregnation of his bride as rape!

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Bearing false witness is a sin.

What's this rape you are on about?

"It's okay for a baptist to rape another baptist's child, so long as they say they're sorry" this coming from an ex baptist person.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

The bible isn't written in Baptist format. It's wrote in God's format. Sorry to burst your bubble, but MY Jesus is all forgiving and accepts ALL Christians...

You really should stop telling Jesus what to do.

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Joke's going to be on all of you when you are judged ultimately for judging others, rape, molestation... etc.

Good luck to you in the afterlife, I know I'm going to Heaven to be with Jesus.

Bearing false witness is a sin. You also seem to be judging us...

What's this rape you are on about?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

The bible isn't written in Baptist format. It's wrote in God's format. Sorry to burst your bubble, but MY Jesus is all forgiving and accepts ALL Christians.
And I'm not making up my baptism. I know what happened, and so does the lord.
I'm praying for all of you... I'm tired of being condemned by those who aren't supposed to condemn.. God Have Mercy On You All.

~A True Christian who feels nothing but pity for you.

You are NOT a True Christian(tm)...you are a babbling, drooling pentacostal fool, falling on the floor and cackling like some kind of retard aborigine.

The burning sensation you felt was probably the flames of Hell, anticipating yet another delusional pentacostal. Give up that charlatan nonsense before Jesus drops a piano on your head!

Yours in Christ (NOT PT BARNUM),

Z. Smyth

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

So we're supposed to be impressed with your silly antics as you pretend to loll about on the floor and jibber jabber as expected by all the other fools? It's like a shill at a hypnotist stage show. Wouldn't want to spoil the audience expectations, would we.

Absurdity as truth?

Joke's going to be on all of you when you are judged ultimately for judging others, rape, molestation... etc.

Good luck to you in the afterlife, I know I'm going to Heaven to be with Jesus.

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

...It's like a shill at a hypnotist stage show. Wouldn't want to spoil the audience expectations, would we....

Let me help out for a minute here, as I doubt the Pentecostal will ever check anything on her own:

shill   [shil] Show IPA
Slang .
noun
1. a person who poses as a customer in order to decoy others into participating, as at a gambling house, auction, confidence game, etc.
2. a person who publicizes or praises something or someone for reasons of self-interest, personal profit, or friendship or loyalty.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/shill

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-BREAKTHROUGH!!!



They say what the Bible says. You do the math.

The bible isn't written in Baptist format. It's wrote in God's format. Sorry to burst your bubble, but MY Jesus is all forgiving and accepts ALL Christians.
And I'm not making up my baptism. I know what happened, and so does the lord.
I'm praying for all of you... I'm tired of being condemned by those who aren't supposed to condemn.. God Have Mercy On You All.

~A True Christian who feels nothing but pity for you.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

I'm PENTECOSTAL I've been baptized and I fell to the floor and felt elated, a burning and tingling sensation all at once and i felt my mouth speaking words I did not understand but I knew they felt holy to me. If I'm making this up, so are the other thousands and thousands of Pentecostal Christians.

Oh I just read a joke about Baptists

If we don't agree with everything you say, We automatically go to hell.

So we're supposed to be impressed with your silly antics as you pretend to loll about on the floor and jibber jabber as expected by all the other fools? It's like a shill at a hypnotist stage show. Wouldn't want to spoil the audience expectations, would we.

Absurdity as truth? I mean, what are the chances of a whole bunch of people making dumb stuff up. That fraud Uri Gellar... I assume you taken his word for it along with all those fraud witches who claim to talk to the dead...

[Didymus Much]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

....If I'm making this up, so are the other thousands and thousands of Pentecostal Christians....

B-b-b-b-b-b-b-BREAKTHROUGH!!!

...Oh I just read a joke about Baptists

If we don't agree with everything you say, We automatically go to hell.

They say what the Bible says. You do the math.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Where are you getting all this information from? Not making it up as you are going along, are you?

Sounds like it.

I'm PENTECOSTAL I've been baptized and I fell to the floor and felt elated, a burning and tingling sensation all at once and i felt my mouth speaking words I did not understand but I knew they felt holy to me. If I'm making this up, so are the other thousands and thousands of Pentecostal Christians.

Oh I just read a joke about Baptists

If we don't agree with everything you say, We automatically go to hell.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Have you been baptized in the holy fire of God and spoke in tongues? I thought so, you don't know what's right and what's wrong. God doesn't speak to you or through you, Satan does. No one denomination of Christianity should be so judgmental. I Hope you find Jesus soon, you need him more than anyone else on this planet does.

Where are you getting all this information from? Not making it up as you are going along, are you?

Sounds like it.

[Light_798]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

And yet you doubt...

Deep down you know you made God up in your own image or why does the whole Bible disagree with you? Why is God telling you different things to what He is telling us? Pretend to be certain all you like. It will gnaw at you on your death bed unless you accept what the Bible tells you about the reality of God.

Have you been baptized in the holy fire of God and spoke in tongues? I thought so, you don't know what's right and what's wrong. God doesn't speak to you or through you, Satan does. No one denomination of Christianity should be so judgmental. I Hope you find Jesus soon, you need him more than anyone else on this planet does.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

Know what? I've had it Baptists are what give Christianity a bad name. I helped him find salvation in Christ and you judge me for it? I NEVER SAID I KNEW BETTER THAN GOD, I HELPED HIM FIND GOD THAT IS WHAT WE ARE HERE FOR. I have NEVER told him a lie about the scripture or Jesus. He found it with my help, and with the church. If you're calling me a fool, shame on you, God will judge you for your judgement. You know what, Hell awaits those who judge others so harshly than to not judge themselves. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT. I say good day to you sir and hope God will open your narrow minded inconceivable ignorance. Ban me please, I beg of you.

And yet you doubt...

Deep down you know you made God up in your own image or why does the whole Bible disagree with you? Why is God telling you different things to what He is telling us? Pretend to be certain all you like. It will gnaw at you on your death bed unless you accept what the Bible tells you about the reality of God.