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  • Donovan A. Mordecai
    True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2013
    • 763
    #1111
    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

    Originally posted by Eulogy Jones View Post
    Shekels! What part of the wasteland are you from?
    The currency of Israel is also the shekel. Though it is not treated in the same manner as Sister Mitza has described. Last time I checked, Israel was a booming fascist state, not wasteland. Thanks obama
    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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      • godsfavourite
        Unsaved trash, scottish retard
        • Aug 2013
        • 2
        #1112
        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

        I would like to propose an offer for this good wench!!

        I shall be offering five years in the comfort of my own home which would involve rigorous bible studies, including a comfortably sized basement in which she can live and learn to love the lord without distraction from devil spawn until she is of good age. When she is 18 I will allow her to leave the basement to go and preach the good name of our lord and saviour jesus christ! I plan to marry her and take her blessed virginity, and keep her as my personal serf. If her offspring are of fit nature I will then duly marry the most devout of them and she will live with me also.

        My first preposition is for $10,000, although i will be glad to barter if I can see a picture of the lady in question.

        Faithfully and with the love of christ,
        Angel Clare

        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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          • Donovan A. Mordecai
            True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2013
            • 763
            #1113
            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

            I shall be offering five years in the comfort of my own home which would involve rigorous bible studies, including a comfortably sized basement in which she can live and learn to love the lord without distraction from devil spawn until she is of good age.
            I'm pretty sure Brother Levi has seen to a very thorough Bible study for the girl.

            When she is 18 I will allow her to leave the basement to go and preach the good name of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ!
            FTFY

            In five years she will be 20-21, this thread is three years old. Plus she cannot preach

            1 Timothy 2:12 - But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

            I plan to marry her and take her blessed virginity, and keep her as my personal serf.
            If you marry her, she will be your wife, not your slave. There is not much Biblical distinction, yet it still exists


            Mark 10:12 - And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.

            Here is a good explanation of what divorce means in God's eyes

            Slaves on the other hand, unless they are your own kind don't have any recourse

            Leviticus 25:44-46
            Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, [shall be] of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids.
            45 Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that [are] with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.
            46 And ye shall take them as an inheritance for your children after you, to inherit [them for] a possession; they shall be your bondmen for ever: but over your brethren the children of Israel, ye shall not rule one over another with rigour.


            If her offspring are of fit nature I will then duly marry the most devout of them and she will live with me also.
            Polygamy is illegal in this country


            Romans 13:1-7 - Let every soul be subject unto the higher powers. For there is no power but of God: the powers that be are ordained of God.

            My first preposition is for $10,000, although i will be glad to barter if I can see a picture of the lady in question.
            A picture has already been posted

            Faithfully and with the love of christ,
            Angel Clare

            So Christ doesn't get a proper noun anywhere does he?

            Yours in Him
            DAM
            Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
            Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552
                #1114
                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                Originally posted by godsfavourite View Post
                My first preposition is for $10,000, although i will be glad to barter if I can see a picture of the lady in question.
                Your first what?

                Go back to france, demon.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • brine
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 2
                    #1115
                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                    Go to hell, slavery is not funny.

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                      • Zechariah Smyth
                        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
                        True Christian™
                        • Feb 2011
                        • 15251
                        #1116
                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                        Originally posted by TEST-CAT View Post
                        Go to hell, slavery is not funny.
                        I don't think anyone here is proposing that slavery is funny. Personally, I don't find anything dealing with commerce funny.

                        Say, how about heading over to the Introduction Forum and telling us all about your relationship with Jesus? We want to get to know you!



                        Yours in Christ,

                        Z. Smyth
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                          • Infinity
                            Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                            • Jul 2013
                            • 41
                            #1117
                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                            Is this post serious? Do you promote slavery of your daughters and sons? Are you seriously trying to sell your child?
                            I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

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                              • Donovan A. Mordecai
                                True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 763
                                #1118
                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                What's the matter with trying to recoup the losses on an investment?
                                I'll remind you, Brother Levi would never be able to recover the whole sum, but sometimes you have to unload part of your portfolio, just to keep some skin in the game
                                Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                                Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                                  • Infinity
                                    Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                                    • Jul 2013
                                    • 41
                                    #1119
                                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                    Is this post serious? Do you promote slavery of your daughters and sons? Are you seriously trying to sell your child?
                                    I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

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                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                         
                                        • Sep 2011
                                        • 23765
                                        #1120
                                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                        Originally posted by Infinity View Post
                                        Is this post serious? Do you promote slavery of your daughters and sons? Are you seriously trying to sell your child?
                                        The Bible allows for a man to sell his daughter. Why do you hate God so much?

                                        And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
                                        If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed:
                                        to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
                                        And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
                                        If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
                                        And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.
                                        Exodus 21:7-11
                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                          • Infinity
                                            Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                                            • Jul 2013
                                            • 41
                                            #1121
                                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                            The Bible allows for a man to sell his daughter. Why do you hate God so much?
                                            How would the police respond to the fact people on here are trying to sell their children when it's illegal?
                                            I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

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                                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                                Gushing for Jesus
                                                 
                                                • Sep 2011
                                                • 23765
                                                #1122
                                                Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                                Originally posted by Infinity View Post
                                                How would the police respond to the fact people on here are trying to sell their children when it's illegal?
                                                Hmm, let's think about that a minute. How would the police respond to a Christian following his religion?

                                                Well... it is still legal, no thanks to the liberals persecuting us.
                                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                  • Infinity
                                                    Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                                                    • Jul 2013
                                                    • 41
                                                    #1123
                                                    Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                    Hmm, let's think about that a minute. How would the police respond to a Christian following his religion?

                                                    Well... it is still legal, no thanks to the liberals persecuting us.
                                                    It is always illegal, because human beings are not property and therefore can't be solved. Selling a human counts as slave trafficking, and that is illegal.
                                                    I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

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                                                      • Mary Etheldreda
                                                        Gushing for Jesus
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2011
                                                        • 23765
                                                        #1124
                                                        Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                                        Originally posted by Infinity View Post
                                                        It is always illegal, because human beings are not property and therefore can't be solved. Selling a human counts as slave trafficking, and that is illegal.
                                                        Exchanging gifts with the father of the bride is not illegal, dear.

                                                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                          • Infinity
                                                            Unsaved trash, scottish retard
                                                            • Jul 2013
                                                            • 41
                                                            #1125
                                                            Re: How much do you guys think I could sell my daughter for?

                                                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                                                            Exchanging gifts with the father of the bride is not illegal, dear.

                                                            We will see about that...
                                                            I Peter 3:15-16: But sanctify the Lord God in your hearts: and be ready always to give an answer to every man that asketh you a reason of the hope that is in you with meekness and fear: Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ.

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