Pregnant in Prison

[Glendora Christianson]

Pregnant in Prison
Forwarded from Valley State Prison for Women, Chowchilla, CA 93610 USA

My name is Tammy Greensboro and I am pregnant in prison. My mom and dad are going to be surprised when I come home with my beautiful baby in arms. But for now I am seeking a relationship with an open minded male or female. I am also seeking donations so I can buy formula and a crib for my baby. I'm not at all like the other prisoners here. I come from a good family and I plan to get a master's degree as soon as I get out of prison. I have leaned one thing - don't ever let a friend store her smack in you purse.

Correspond here or write to:
Tammy Greensboro # 154211
Chowchilla Prison 18-B-225
Chowchilla, CA 93610 USA

[Petal]

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I plan to get a master's degree as soon as I get out of prison.

i bets that be a master degree in them theologys, cuz Miss.Tammy say she come from a good family, an she been humbleds she say in her last sentince that she learned from her mistakes

nows, i not see no wedding rings on her bootiful fingers, so i be prayin that one of our hunnerd thousind millon single true christian™ menfolk will visits that prison an marrys her before she give births to a liddle basterd , an then when she an her baby have serveds thier time, they can come to Freehold an start a noo life wiv thier true christian™ sugar daddy

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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BRRRRRR! That woman looks almost as bad as Rachael Van HELLsing whom I have seen briefly in my riflescope. She (the woman in the picture, not Van Hellbound) needs a good Mudslum man. I am afraid that she is too far gone for Baptists.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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BRRRRRR! That woman looks almost as bad as Rachael Van HELLsing whom I have seen briefly in my riflescope. She (the woman in the picture, not Van Hellbound) needs a good Mudslum man. I am afraid that she is too far gone for Baptists.

THAT WAS YOU????
I'm assuming that was loaded with tranquilizer darts, right? Right?

So Glendora, exactly why is she in prison if she's such a swell lady?

[Glendora Christianson]

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So Glendora, exactly why is she in prison if she's such a swell lady?

She seems like a lamb of God. And she says the police found a smack in her purse. I googled smack and while it does seem odd to carry a fishing boat sailing under various rigs, according to size, and often having a well used to transport the catch to market, I certainly don't think she should be in prison for having a boat in her purse. Unless of course, having such a large purse is against the law.

[Marshall]

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So she's NOT married? Looking for an "open minded male OR FEMALE"?

Friends I have to say this woman is far too sinful for a True Christian™ marriage. As the Pastor said, maybe a disgusting Muslim or even a Catholic might take her.

I wouldn't be surprised if "Smack" was slang for a female contraceptive or something. She doesn't appear to be a sailor unless riding the high seas means having sexual relations with the Argentine Navy.

I suppose that can go for Van HELLsing as well.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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She seems like a lamb of God. And she says the police found a smack in her purse. I googled smack and while it does seem odd to carry a fishing boat sailing under various rigs, according to size, and often having a well used to transport the catch to market, I certainly don't think she should be in prison for having a boat in her purse. Unless of course, having such a large purse is against the law.

Ummm.......I don't believe that's what they meant, Glendora. But that does explain why she's in prison.
Tsk tsk, pregnant and risking the baby's life like that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Ummm.......I don't believe that's what they meant, Glendora. But that does explain why she's in prison.
Tsk tsk, pregnant and risking the baby's life like that.

What kind of mockery is this? Can it be true that you are so deluded by satan that you cannot even see how YOU are risking your entire family's life RIGHT NOW!? By practicing witchcraft and pagan debauchery, by supporting sodomites and whoredoms, by denying the Holy Ghost, YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY to a much worse thing fate than the harlot mentioned in this post. Picture your little girl being roasted alive on a spit while satan anally assaults you and your husband in front of her. And that would just be the first day in hell.....

Shame on you for pointing your bony finger at this poor woman in prison, trying to do the right thing for her unborn child. You are in no position to judge ANYONE, harlot!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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What kind of mockery is this? Can it be true that you are so deluded by satan that you cannot even see how YOU are risking your entire family's life RIGHT NOW!? By practicing witchcraft and pagan debauchery, by supporting sodomites and whoredoms, by denying the Holy Ghost, YOU HAVE CONDEMNED YOURSELF AND YOUR FAMILY to a much worse thing fate than the harlot mentioned in this post. Picture your little girl being roasted alive on a spit while satan anally assaults you and your husband in front of her. And that would just be the first day in hell.....

And I imagine the next day would be in hell's cinema watching 'the sermons of Pastor Ezekiel, live'? old

Shame on you for pointing your bony finger at this poor woman in prison, trying to do the right thing for her unborn child. You are in no position to judge ANYONE, harlot!

She was taking an ILLEGAL drug that could easily kill or damage her unborn child. Sweet merciful crawdads, if one sees a pregnancy through, they should care at least a little about that baby's health.

[Marshall]

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Excellent point Brother Ezekial.
I hadn't considered the bastards childhood being ruined by it's mothers inability to praise Jesus properly. The mother has in fact doomed this child even as she has doomed herself by
A: Becoming pregnant out of wedlock by fornicating before marriage and
B: Desperately begging for a gay relationship with another female sinner.

Jesus weeps.

[eliot mayfield]

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Maybe it's an immaculate conception? How could she get pregnant in a woman's prison?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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This puts me of a mind of a story I heard some years ago, before I became a Pastor. According to Pastor Pistle,

....An unmarried teenager who found herself in the family way last week told her parents that she had never known a boy sexually. Instead, she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost. She was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor, who threw her out of the church. "The whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced lie."...

That girl is a stripper in downtown Des Moines, last I heard. She is a part-time witch and a full-time harlot, who will surely find herself in hellfire right alongside the fornicator "pregnant in prison" trollop, and the VanHellion tramp as well. Praise Jesus!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Pregnant in Prison

This puts me of a mind of a story I heard some years ago, before I became a Pastor. According to Pastor Pistle,

....An unmarried teenager who found herself in the family way last week told her parents that she had never known a boy sexually. Instead, she blamed the pregnancy on a ghost. She was immediately slapped senseless by her annoyed parents and sent to Pastor, who threw her out of the church. "The whole idea of a spirit diddling with a young girl is such a preposterous, lewd proposition," said Pastor Deacon Fred. "Frankly, I don't know where this little scallywag got the idea for such an outrageous, bald-faced lie."...

That girl is a stripper in downtown Des Moines, last I heard. She is a part-time witch and a full-time harlot, who will surely find herself in hellfire right alongside the fornicator "pregnant in prison" trollop, and the VanHellion tramp as well. Praise Jesus!!

Hmm, that's no more absurd than how Brother Dave (for those here who remember him) managed to have children with his 'wife' 'Doris' and then after 40 years, find out 'she' was a man

[Bobby-Joe]

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Hmm, that's no more absurd than how Brother Dave (for those here who remember him) managed to have children with his 'wife' 'Doris' and then after 40 years, find out 'she' was a man

Yes that was sick. Why do you think 'Doris' is doing 20 to 40 years in prison? 'He/She' probably used some that sicko so called science stuff you are so proud of have those kids.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Yes that was sick. Why do you think 'Doris' is doing 20 to 40 years in prison? 'He/She' probably used some that sicko so called science stuff you are so proud of have those kids.

Men can't have kids. Operation or no. I'm betting that he/she probably paid someone to have those kids for her, then stuffed a pillow into her shirt to make herself look pregnant.
Science can do a lot, but not that yet. Actually, I wish they could! It'd be good for men to appreciate the joy of having something the size of a watermelon squeezed out of.....never mind.