[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

If these weapons were to get the wrong hands... Only God knows what's going to happen then.

I'm not sure there are any safe hands for those weapons.

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

LOL!

If these weapons were to get the wrong hands... Only God knows what's going to happen then.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Weapons of mass destruction indeed.

LOL!

[Dancing With Myself]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I've seen her crush a watermelon with those thighs.
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Taken at Noah's Water Park, Freehold, Iowa on 23 Jan 2008

Weapons of mass destruction indeed.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Son, if one is us caught you with Sister Talitha, we'd break your white cane and beat you to death with it.

I just got off the phone to some foreigner in Austria who barely grasped my explanation that there is nothing in the Bible that says a man can't keep his wife and children locked in a cellar for 24 years. You don't HAVE to sell them if you don't want to.

WHAT THE F*CKING PISS?!?!? WHO THE F*CKING PISS?!?!? YOU WANT A PIECE OF...... waaaait a minute!

I recognize that name. Your the old geezer on all those pictures framed in almost every public building in Freehold. You're getting up there in age gramps and you probably have Alzheimer's so I'll let you slide, pops.

Do you have something against studying the Bible, sir? That blovely and most godly woman is filled with the glory of the Lord and she is sharing that glory with me. Would you rather I went to Bible study in some secularized wishy-washy-Jesus-loves-everybody hippy church? Certainly not.

I sincerely hope you aren't saying you hate to see the Lords word being spread. That would be... very unfortunate for you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Son, if one is us caught you with Sister Talitha, we'd break your white cane and beat you to death with it.

I just got off the phone to some foreigner in Austria who barely grasped my explanation that there is nothing in the Bible that says a man can't keep his wife and children locked in a cellar for 24 years. You don't HAVE to sell them if you don't want to.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Such a Man
Such a heart-throb

Babe, I couldn't just stand by while that witch threatened your virtuous cooter with a violent scissor assault via her bushy and tattered velcro nest of sloppy lezbo roast beef. Those dykes might lift weights, wear plaid, and chop wood(the symbolism alone is disgusting), but when confronted by a REAL MAN they are quick to get back in their place.

Tell me, Snugglebunny, did you enjoy our recent get together?

It was lovely. Freaking OUTSTANDING!!!!

Sorry for springing up by surprise like that, but I just couldn't stay away from you. Oh, and the KJV1611 too. The way you know every inch of that leather bound miracle of God can't be matched by any other woman. Friday was just too far away and it was literally painful waiting to bury my head between that holy work of art. Boy was it a good time. I didn't think I'd be able to fit in that prayer closet. It was a tight fit but very rewarding. Those tight spaces make for a very intimate time with the Lord.

HALLELUJAH!!!!

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Such a Man
Such a heart-throb
Tell me, Snugglebunny, did you enjoy our recent get together?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Look here, Luckily has Teeth. That Ahimaaz Muhammed bin Smith faggot was just testing you to prove that you're a rug muncher. The absolute LOVE OF MY LIFE is not some skinny fragile little thing. You must really live in The Sticks.

I've seen her crush a watermelon with those thighs.

Taken at Noah's Water Park, Freehold, Iowa on 23 Jan 2008

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

to which you threatened her with

YOU DYKE B*TCH!!! You clearly threatened to forcibly scissor with her so violently that your rough abrasive untrimmed velcro carpet would cause horrendous burns on your lovely trimmed camel-toed cooter.


No, youngster. I was referring to the billboard ad rumor that her "womanhood" had seen so much fast and furious action that the recurring friction burns had formed calluses.


Make all the excuses you want, herpes mouth. You are now denying your threat out of fear of my wrath and so I'll let you be. You're safe for now.

Fear? You? Oh gods, I haven't laughed that hard since the last time I watched Monty Python's "Life of Brian."

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I never threatened to violently or sexually assualt your Mrs. Robinson.

Praise Jesus. I was starting to be concerned about the welfare of my Cooter.

to which you threatened her with

I take it you mean because if all those callouses it's developed from friction burns?

YOU DYKE B*TCH!!! You clearly threatened to forcibly scissor with her so violently that your rough abrasive untrimmed velcro carpet would cause horrendous burns on your lovely trimmed camel-toed cooter.

And I don't give out my address to anyone online, so don't go feeling all special because I withheld it from you.

Make all the excuses you want, herpes mouth. You are now denying your threat out of fear of my wrath and so I'll let you be. You're safe for now.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Scared! I knew it.

I bet you'll think twice next time you threaten to violently sexual assault a True Christian lady. Because you'll have to deal with me!!!!

I never threatened to violently or sexually assualt your Mrs. Robinson.
And I don't give out my address to anyone online, so don't go feeling all special because I withheld it from you.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

If you're so smart and such a big-time warrior, you should be able to find me on your own.

Scared! I knew it.

I bet you'll think twice next time you threaten to violently sexual assault a True Christian lady. Because you'll have to deal with me!!!!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Can't you accept that fact that he's ignoring you? He can't read this anyways, so I'm not going to bother refuting my argument with him. It's not my fault that I see a idiot when I see one.

BAH!! He isn't ignoring anyone. That's just how fags admit their inferiority and defeat in arguments without actually stating it. The fact that he lost to you demonstrates his lack of wit, absence of intellect, and catcher mentality as far as faggot mentalities go. I bet he gets his fudge packed RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL TIGHT and RRRRRREEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLL DEEP!!!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Brother Smith is part of a growing number of True Christians™ who are encouraging the vile sodomite Ralph Nader to run for president, the better to draw votes away from the communists running under the Demoncrat banner.

The unsaved are so blind it staggers me sometimes.

Me, too. The notion of a True Christian™ wanting Nader actually to be elected President is so laughable that nobody with an IQ over 70 would contemplate it. But I suppose we shouldn't expect an understanding of subtlety from someone whose idea of good post is to flame some other loser in a size 19 red font.
I've added Dances to my ignore list, too. He actually does have interesting (wrong, of course, but nevertheless interesting) things to say, but now he's wasting my time by quoting from the REEE-TARD!!!!!