[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, little boy, I'm glad you figured out what's good for you. Don't show up here and make me use my bullwhip on you again!

Hmmmm I see. I turn my back for 5 minutes and my little Lapdog has being playing away
Look Vayhrghhhhhh, you had better make up your mind. "Playing the field" amongst the ladies of Landover is very frowned upon and I don't expect to have to share you with that slut dear Sister Jenny.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well, little boy, I'm glad you figured out what's good for you. Don't show up here and make me use my bullwhip on you again!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You're a girl? A girl who calls herself a "warrior" and is fixated with other women, we know what means. I had the You're a Hillary Clinton supporter!

Of course I'm not a woman. Fixated with women? What is that supposed to mean? That Monthly Visitor isn't even open to the public. You should know that, brother. Normally when someone insults me I lose my cool, but having meet you, if only for a brief moment, and afterwards having questions about your genetics and mental capabilities I don't believe you were trying to insult me. I truly believe you actually thought I might be a woman because I might have gone to the Monthly Visitor and was with Jen was NOT, definitely NOT at the Monthly Visitor last night. I am a MAN OF GOD, sir.

I was at church services last week sitting next to Sister Talitha. I was the only guy who wasn't dressed up in a suit and tie. I wore the t-shirt and the jeans. The coloreds at the entrance who took the coats were getting all uppity because I had that swastika tattoo. But Hitler stole it from the Buddhists. And the Buddhist pre-stole it from Jesus. Remember? I got a little out of hand and jumped all over that grand prix during the events in the parking lot and took my shirt off and threw it at that old lady? And I chased that colored girl around whipping her with my belt across the back. Everybody kept calling me "K-fed" for some reason. Remember? I figure there wouldn't be a riot two weeks in a row, and to be honest, I found the service itself pretty boring so I slept in this morning.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Brother Bobby, perhaps "he" IS Hitlery come to infiltrate our Godly forum !

I don't think so, Pastor's Zeke, Billy-Reuben and Pistole have placed a prayer covering on this forum against demons. That incubus Sir Hilldog Clitoris could never get near this forum.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Brother Bobby, perhaps "he" IS Hitlery come to infiltrate our Godly forum !

You're a girl? A girl who calls herself a "warrior" and is fixated with other women, we know what means. You're a Hillary Clinton supporter!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Yes siree bob, I was definitely NOT at the monthly visitor last night.

Would you mind giving Tali a call and explaining to her that I was absolutely under no circumstances at the Monthly Visitor last night.

I'd hate to see you get injured or worse over a misunderstanding about a lapse of time, Jenny dear.

You're a girl? A girl who calls herself a "warrior" and is fixated with other women, we know what means. You're a Hillary Clinton supporter!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Coward. Run home to Mommy.

Yes siree bob, I was definitely NOT at the monthly visitor last night.

Would you mind giving Tali a call and explaining to her that I was absolutely under no circumstances at the Monthly Visitor last night.

I'd hate to see you get injured or worse over a misunderstanding about a lapse of time, Jenny dear.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I think she means "The Corner". It is a dark sulfurous place that proper True Christians do not try and contemplate.

Just to make sure, but..

By naughty corner do you maybe perchance mean Quarantine?

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Sugar, it's bad enough you're defiling our forum, but your horribly sized and colored font also defiles my eyes.

Please desist or it WILL be the naughty corner for you.

Just to make sure, but..

By naughty corner do you maybe perchance mean Quarantine?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

<Ranting deleted>

Pfft, you've made me late for another ass kicking appointment I have. I'm now going to take out my new anger on her. Jenny, thank this hussy for what is about to happen to you.

Sugar, it's bad enough you're defiling our forum, but your horribly sized and colored font also defiles my eyes.

Please desist or it WILL be the naughty corner for you.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Oh! Riiiiiiiiiight.

Coward. Run home to Mommy.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

<teenage yammering deleted>

Dang, and I was so looking forward to Jenny beating the sense into your addled head. But really, traveling across the US to give someone an "ass kicking"

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No-show again, Pansy of the Milquetoast?

You disappoint me. I polished up my sledge hammer for nothing.

How can I break your fingers if you don't show up?

Oh! Riiiiiiiiiight.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'll be there to pound your sassy behind into mush at 5 O'clock!!! Don't even think about skipping town again to escape your thrashing, wench!!!

No-show again, Pansy of the Milquetoast?

You disappoint me. I polished up my sledge hammer for nothing.

How can I break your fingers if you don't show up?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Not only UnGodly font, but those colors are an eyesore to say nothing of the very unChristian language. Do you want to go the the naughty corner for awhile, young man?

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

!!!!F*CK YOU, B*TCH!!!!

WAIT TIL TALI GETS AHOLD OF YOU!!!!!!!

YOUR ASS IS GOING TO BE ON FIRE WHEN WE ARE DONE PUMMELING YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!

OOOOoooohhh!!! I WENT THROUGH SOME OF THE DOF FILES TALI HAS AND YOU'RE IN "THE SLICKS" WITH... HAHAHA!!! MAGGOTY OLD CRONE!!!

DISTANCE IS IRRELEVANT!!! I WILL END YOU!!!

WWWWWWWRRRRAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

Pfft, you've made me late for another ass kicking appointment I have. I'm now going to take out my new anger on her. Jenny, thank this hussy for what is about to happen to you.