[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

How dare you speak to him in this way JennyD, Pastor Ezekiel has already agreed that you are to be my property. I think it is time to dish out some discipline

Stop the presses. Exactly when did I say this?

Unsaved trash are not allowed to court True Christian™ ladies. Gracie, however, is still available at a steep discount.

And we are still awaiting your Tithe, heathen.

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't think anyone has mentioned this yet, but I believe there is a perfect girl who meets your description at the following link.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=4318

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Did you get Mr. Snugglebunny's DOF file? He isn't really some helpless, stoop-shouldered, scrawny little geek boy of 13 with questionable hygiene who lives in Mommy's basement, is he?

Actually Sister Jenny, he's 17....................... but who's counting

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

How dare you speak to him in this way JennyD, Pastor Ezekiel has already agreed that you are to be my property. I think it is time to dish out some discipline

Yeah, right after you pay my earthly father fifty shekels.

Good luck finding him. He was last seen in an out-of-control thresher. I suggest you start your search there.


And as for YOU, Shirlee, you mind your own business! Talitha is right, you're just jealous of our youth and beauty, you vicious old crone!

Did you get Mr. Snugglebunny's DOF file? He isn't really some helpless, stoop-shouldered, scrawny little geek boy of 13 with questionable hygiene who lives in Mommy's basement, is he?

[MacDaddy]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

His NAME is Mr. Snugglebunny, I'll have you know!

How dare you speak to him in this way JennyD, Pastor Ezekiel has already agreed that you are to be my property. I think it is time to dish out some discipline

[Hitoshi]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Why did you just post a picture of your lunch?

here is what lunch look like after I am process it

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Why did you just post a picture of your lunch?

[Hitoshi]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What is this UnGodly foolishness?!

Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!

I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!

Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

Silence you wrinkled old Fishwife.
Save your energy for kneeling in Church on Sunday.
There are no Harlots within the gates of Freehold.

You are merely envious of our youth.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What is this UnGodly foolishness?!

Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!

I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!

Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

SHUT YOUR TRAP YOU OLD HAG BEFORE I TAKE AN IRON TO YOUR WRINKLED HIDE!!!! There is nothing worse than some old fossilized crone trying to force the uselessness and emptiness of her barren uterus and pathetic unlife on the youth of America!!!! I need my mommy to wipe MY ass!?!?!? You old bat, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL YOUR BOWELS OR BLADDER!!!! GAAAGGGHHHH!!! YOU'VE GOT THIS WHOLE THREAD SMELLING LIKE ASPIRIN AND URINE SOILED DIAPERS!!!

DIE ALREADY, YOU OLE HAG!!! DDDIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What is this UnGodly foolishness?!
Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!
I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!
Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

Silence you wrinkled old Fishwife.
Save your energy for kneeling in Church on Sunday.
There are no Harlots within the gates of Freehold.

You are merely envious of our youth.

Proverbs 27: 3-5
A stone is heavy, and the sand weighty; but a fool's wrath is heavier than them both. Wrath is cruel, and anger is outrageous; but who is able to stand before envy? Open rebuke is better than secret love.

[Shirlee Phelps-Dodge]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

What is this UnGodly foolishness?!

Young True Christian women flinging themselves like wanton whores at some impotent, Twinkie-sucking geek pretending to be a MAN online?!

I'm embarassed for both of you, Talitha and Jenny. You have not only embarassed yourselves, like Takalakadingdong, but you've humiliated God by playing the harlot over some useless half-wit who doubtless requires his Mommy to help him tie his shoelaces, if not also wipe his behind!

Stop this at once, or I shall track you down after church Sunday . . . and girlies, I won't be bothering with any wooden spoon! You'll get THE BELT!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

AAAGGHHH!!!! I've NEVER snuggled with HER!!!! LIES I TELL YOU!!! LIES!!!!!!

I'm flattered by your interest in me. And like some psycho you've already taken to calling me by a "pet name" even though we've never even meet, but you look alittle frail and fragile by your avatar. I like crazy psycho b!#$%es who post fiery smilies to let all the other ladies know "back off, he's mine" just like any other man, but I'd hate to break you during the baby making process.

Sorry, little lady. I hear there is a little jap kid running around looking for something blonde. I'm sure you could handle him.

No thanks, Snugglebunny. Maybe Hirotchi is more your speed?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't know why I'm replying to this, but here I am. I'm not a blaspheming whore, so I guess I have to respond.......

Well, you seem to be willing to unquestioningly obey anything a man tells you to do, no matter how bizarre or idiotic the request is. That's a good sign. You could probably do better than this nutjob.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

His NAME is Mr. Snugglebunny, I'll have you know!

AAAGGHHH!!!! I've NEVER snuggled with HER!!!! LIES I TELL YOU!!! LIES!!!!!!

I'm flattered by your interest in me. And like some psycho you've already taken to calling me by a "pet name" even though we've never even meet, but you look alittle frail and fragile by your avatar. I like crazy psycho b!#$%es who post fiery smilies to let all the other ladies know "back off, he's mine" just like any other man, but I'd hate to break you during the baby making process.

Sorry, little lady. I hear there is a little jap kid running around looking for something blonde. I'm sure you could handle him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I don't know why I'm replying to this, but here I am. I'm not a blaspheming whore, so I guess I have to respond.......

And yet you haven't......

Why have you returned to haunt our Godly forum? Just to waste Christ's bandwidth?