[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

It's not like we've ever had a serious discussion, much less a debate on any subject.

From what I've seen of your posts, Andrew, that is an understatement.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I get it. You've been defeated so you start blithering nonsense in a pity appeal. Poor, wretched Carol.

This is a very painful time in my life. The woman I love has lost her f*cking mind and there may be nothing I can do to help her overcome this mental handicap of hers. I understand that you've never had a girlfriend, much less held hands with a woman before so I forgive you for not understanding how it feels to have loved and lost. The trivial posts of losers like you or whatshisface simply don't inspire any rage in me any longer. To be honest I'm really too cool to even be responding to you. You're far below me on the social ladder.

By the way, how exactly is someone "defeated" on a forum? It's not like we've ever had a serious discussion, much less a debate on any subject.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I care
not about off
.............................old ending Satan!!!
.................................................. .......

I get it. You've been defeated so you start blithering nonsense in a pity appeal. Poor, wretched Carol.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I care
not about off
.............................old ending Satan!!!
.................................................. .......

Poor, poor, disturbed Clarabelle.

She cares not about off ending Satan. I can only assume that means Claire isn't interested in being the "Top" with Satan, and would prefer to be the "Bottom".

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Vayhr (or Clarence is it?),

I don't use Bible searches on the internet as I do not trust them to be pure and unabridged (the internet is crawling with liberals).

Instead, I contacted my neighbor (a God fearing man) to help me out since I have only been through the Bible twice now. Those were the only ones that he was able to think of on short notice so if you've got a problem with what he picked, take it up with him.

mmmmmmmmmooooooooooOOOOOOOooo!!!

Now, onto the problem with your manners. I'm a fairly understanding fellow so I try to let your behavior slide since I have no doubt that it stems from larger problems in your life:

-Sexual control and godly chasity
-Overdersized penis
-Being victim of attempted seduction by an overly "friendly" True Christian girl at The Monthly Visitor
-Terrible anger issues
-Bed wetting problems during infancy
-High Intelligence
-A diet of red meat
-Your best friend is Jesus
-You are still in High School and still live with your mommy at the age of 18
-Severe case of confidence
-chronic brawling
-The kids at school get their asses kicked by you
-You were breast fed to the age of 9 months

Those don't sound like problems to me, loser.

I tried to be the bigger man (which will be a problem seeing that I am so small in the pants), but your complete lack of respect for EVERYBODY is making me insecure. Besides, those Godly colors you insist on posting in hurt my eyes and bring my sexual orientation into question. I'm am going to ask you one last time to cease and desist from your godly demeanor. To be frank, I think it's pissing off Satan.

Your friend,
EHM

I care
not about off
.............................old ending Satan!!!
.................................................. .......

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Vayhr (or Clarence is it?),

I don't use Bible searches on the internet as I do not trust them to be pure and unabridged (the internet is crawling with liberals).

Instead, I contacted my neighbor (a God fearing man) to help me out since I have only been through the Bible twice now. Those were the only ones that he was able to think of on short notice so if you've got a problem with what he picked, take it up with him.

Now, onto the problem with your manners. I'm a fairly understanding fellow so I try to let your behavior slide since I have no doubt that it stems from larger problems in your life:

-Sexual frustration
-Undersized penis
-Slumber parties with your overly "friendly" uncle
-Terrible back acne (bacne)
-Bed wetting problems through middle school
-Retardation
-A gluttonous diet of man juice
-Your best friend "sharded all your epics" on WoW
-You still live with your mommy
-Severe case of dementia
-chronic masturbation
-The kids at school poured sheep blood on you and you didn't develop fire-starting abilities
-You were breast fed to the age of 9

I tried to be the bigger man (I should have no problems in that department, I hear), but your complete lack of respect for EVERYBODY is ruining my cool. Besides, those God awful colors you insist on posting in hurt my eyes and bring your sexual orientation into question. I'm am going to ask you one last time to cease and desist from your unseemly demeanor. To be frank, I think it's pissing off God.

Your friend,
EHM

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Talitha, could you please clean up this mess? You've ruined another sewing boy.

Poor Clarabelle.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Claire, she's having a nervous breakdown.

............................................

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Claire, she's having a nervous breakdown.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Claire, it's not nice to threaten Sister Tali with exposing her sweatshop for underprivileged children. You know she likes to keep her charitable works private!

Tali does not operate a sweatshop!!! THAT IS A BOLD FACED LIE!!! THAT IS SLANDER, WENCH!!!

And to believe she calls you "friend"!!! YOU!?!?!

YOU, who could not be happy for her when she finally found someone who cared about her after her husband died!!!

YOU, who tried to steal her man from her by playing with FIRE and excited the RAGE of Christ's Warrior only to get him to come over, to bash your brains in, only to try and seduce him with your even tan, toned thighs, firm buttox, ample bossom, and skin tight workout short shorts and tank top!!!

Admit it!!! You hate her!!! You are jealous of her money, popularity, body builder thighs and rock solid behind!!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRR!!!!
GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
GRRRRRR!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Claire, it's not nice to threaten Sister Tali with exposing her sweatshop employment center for underprivileged children. You know she likes to keep her charitable works private!

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Zephyprn. He's lost his job sewing for Talitha after accusing her of all manner of vile perversion, and he's announced that he has an incredibly large 7.25-inch tallywhacker for all to see.

I wouldn't say it's incredibly large, but Tali said it's much bigger than any she's had unintentionally glanced at before. She still isn't answering my phone calls. This makes no sense. Somebody got to her.

This is a serious matter, Jenny. Your attempts to insight my rage and get me to come over to your hotel isn't going to work. Just because Tali isn't talking to me doesn't mean I'd succumb to your advances if you got another chance to try and sink your claws into me. Can you not get past your lust for me for long enough to see that I'm in pain? This simply isn't the time.

Me and Tali are going to make this work or those videos are going up all over the internet, DAMNIT!!!

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Poor Clarence. He's lost his job sewing for Talitha after accusing her of all manner of vile perversion, and he's announced that he has a dismally small 3.25-inch tallywhacker for all to see.



Claire, I think it's time for you to come to Jesus, instead of hiding your frustration in this silly role-playing nonsense. Wouldn't you rather feel the white-hot Love of Jesus penetrating you than, say, Joe the Butcher?

Jesus won't make fun of your little willie, I promise. After all, He gave it to you!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Oh, Clarence, I'm so impressed. If you think you can get past our hidden pressure sensors, trained guard dogs, and Mr. Thyme's gorillas associates, then please do make the attempt. Several rather burly and nasty-tempered members of my personal staff will be waiting inside to give you the proper welcome due an uninvited "guest."

Do you also suffer from Tourette's Syndrome, or do you resort to profanity so much because you're language-poor?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

So you ARE a pedophile.

And beating up the child's mother when she decided to bring in the law instead of surrendering yourself to the police and confessing your crime isn't very Christ-like. People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

Beat up my MOTHER?!?!?

HA!

I wouldn't allow anyone to harm my mother!!!

She paid her off because she's a dumb stupid idiotic brain dead woman!!! I KNOW! PAID HER WHY????? FOR WHAT!! I'M F*CKING 18 years old!!!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!