[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Miss Maisy Maisie,

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, how sweetie weetie!! Da wuddle runt has a wuddle crush on you. Will you wettum wold yo hand?

Gunna gib'm a smoochie woochie?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maisie and Magidork sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then come marriage

then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

Now y'all just listen here a minute! I said if this young heathen done get saved he could come over for tea, as such things ain't forbidden in the bible. I would certainly not be smooching another man while my brave soldier is fighting in Iraq, let alone one who ain't yet saved.

But there seems a chance this young man might one day get saved.

Now you behave, or the only date you're likely to get is Maggoty Old Crone.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Keep up with the times, fool. I am courting the kind, beautiful, sweet, warm, loving Talitha. It started as Bible study and prayer sessions, but has become so much more.

Fool? You call me a fool?

Proverbs 12:16

Proverbs 20:3

Ecclesiastes 7:9

Just to name a few verses that point out you horribly obvious hipocrisy.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Jesus, thank you for not making me a sad and lonely person like Jenny who doesn't have a man in her life.

So who IS the man in YOUR life?

Talitha, your little sewing boy appears to be a Homer after all. I win. Send him by with my $10, please!

[Magikarp]

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AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I did. I did hurt its wuddle feelwings.

Are you crying luttle wuddle baby?

Poor wuddle guy.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Really. So you get off calling me gay, and then you start posting in pink font.

As EHM pointed out, you're a hypocrite.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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There's a simple explanation for Vayhr, you know.

Small........tallywhacker........complex. *Snicker*

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well he's gay and an idiot to boot, so any chance of him trying to attack me while wearing valkyrie armor and wielding a plastic sword would either have him arrested, or leaving him with a bunch of welts. I'm sure cutting the internet connection at his house so he couldn't have any access to WoW would be so torturous that he'd commit suicide, but he's too funny to watch, so I wouldn't do that.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Well he's gay and an idiot to boot, so any chance of him trying to attack me while wearing valkyrie armor and wielding a plastic sword would either have him arrested, or leaving him with a bunch of welts. I'm sure cutting the internet connection at his house so he couldn't have any access to WoW would be so torturous that he'd commit suicide, but he's too funny to watch, so I wouldn't do that.

I wouldn't worry about him. Odds are he's located deep within the bowels of his Mommy's basement, munching on Doritos whilst gratifying himself at the sight of various WoW characters.

In reality, I'd say my frail grandmother would probably be more frightening.

[Talitha]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

[Justina Thyme]

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A DEMON-RIDDEN "WARRIOR" named CLARENCE? Ahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Sister Talitha, you have just made my day!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

I knew he lived in Mommy's basement.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

WELL!!!!
Vahyr (or should it be Clarence?).
I've just had a call from your MOTHER and we've had a long chat.

She's told me how old you REALLY ARE. It seems that all the time you've been spending over here you should have been studying.
She's also had you tailed by a Private Detective and is threatening to inform the AUTHORITIES about our liaisons.
Luckily, I was able to call by your house and persuade "Mumsy" not to tell tales. She'll be fine in a couple of days after the bruising goes down.

Don't show your face over here again or I'll have my security set the Dogs on you.

So you ARE a pedophile.

And beating up the child's mother when she decided to bring in the law instead of surrendering yourself to the police and confessing your crime isn't very Christ-like. People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

[Talitha]

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So you ARE a pedophile.

And beating up the child's mother when she decided to bring in the law instead of surrendering yourself to the police and confessing your crime isn't very Christ-like. People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

Did anyone ask YOU for an opinion?
How DARE you call me such a thing.
Did I actually say how old Clarence is?

I shall be speaking to the Pastors with a view to get you banned from this site for good you boring witless piece of trash.

[VictoryOS]

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People like you would make Jesus cry if he were still alive.

But Jesus is alive! He only died for a short while and has continued to be alive since then. If you were a True Christian you would know this.

I wonder what Clarence's middle name might be? Maybe Marion or Francis?

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

But Jesus is alive! He only died for a short while and has continued to be alive since then. If you were a True Christian you would know this.

I wonder what Clarence's middle name might be? Maybe Marion or Francis?

Do you mean Fransssssisssssssss?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

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Fool? You call me a fool?

Proverbs 12:16 A fool's wrath is presently known: but a prudent man covereth shame.

God's wrath is presently known!!! What's your point? Are you blaspheming MY LORD AND SAVIOR WHO SHED HIS HOLY BLOOD FOR MY(and your) SINS? As one of our sister pointed out in another post, "Every square is a rectangle, but not every rectangle is a square." I hope that didn't go over your dumb ass head. Your wrath is known to us all, fool. Why else would you be posting in MY thread other than to vent your jealous wrath?

Proverbs 20:3 It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling.


YOU are meddling in MY thread, fool.


Ecclesiastes 7:9 Be not hasty in thy spirit to be angry: for anger resteth in the bosom of fools.

MY anger does not rest in my bosom. I flows out freely like Christ's. IT HAS NO TIME TO REST!!!


Just to name a few verses that point out you horribly obvious hipocrisy.

Do you even know the meaning of hypocrisy, you simple minded idiot?

You just demonstrated how foolish you are, fool. What? Did you just run a search for the word "fool" on an online Bible and pick out resulting verses without even reading them? You unsaved filth make me sick.

Maybe you were thinking about Matthew 5:22, you dim witted asswipe. And my reply would be YOU ARE NOT my brother and the following verse.

Luke 11:37-40 And as he spake, a certain Pharisee besought him to dine with him: and he went in, and sat down to meat. And when the Pharisee saw it, he marveled that he had not first washed before dinner. And the Lord said unto him, Now do ye Pharisees make clean the outside of the cup and the platter; but your inward part is full of ravening and wickedness. Ye fools, did not he that made that which is without make that which is within also?

Jesus has no problem calling a SPADE A SPADE, so why should I?

OPEN UP YOUR KJV1611 BIBLE AND ACTUAL LEARN SOMETHING YOU GOD DAMNED
FOOL!!!