[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

And with all the rude hate speech that idiot was spouting, I was merely suggesting that he would go there, and trying to support you, not him. Because you seem to be one of the nicer mods, and with that idiot calling everyone who disagrees with him a Blasphemy removed, especially you for that matter, ticks me off.

Sorry if that looked imposing. Perhaps we could be friends?

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I'm just scared of

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=338

No, I don't want to see how horrible Quarantine is. Btw Ms. Maisie, are all the horrible stories about him true?

I read up on Clown. Seems he was profoundly retarded; unable to string together coherent sentences, and beyond grasping any intelligent discourse. I also read that he was not a mere troll, but a Trolltard . . . nay, THE Trolltard. Clown was the epitome of Trolltardness. Stupid, boring, AND vulgar, all at the same time. Imagine the boringness of Maggoty Old Crone, the semi-literacy of Fallen Angel or Pimplezillawwe, and the vulgarity of just about every troll we've ever banned, and you've got Clown.

I hear his own mother killed herself out of embarassment when she gave birth to him.

If those are the horrible stories you heard, then yes, they're true.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

No, I'm just scared of

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/member.php?u=338

No, I don't want to see how horrible Quarantine is. Btw Ms. Maisie, are all the horrible stories about him true?

Clown Boy was a depraved, sad, sad little man. No, you don't want to spend time with him. He ain't right in the head, and he spurned the gift of salvation offered by our Pastors and, of course, our Lord Jesus.

I see no reason why you couldn't be a friend, sugar, if you were to get Saved(R).

You see the bible says it ain't proper to be in the company of those that ain't saved as they can lead the righteous astray without even realizing it. Satan works through them, see.

Now if you were to become Saved(R), then I'd be happy to have you stop by for tea if you were to visit the lovely Louisiana.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Miss Maisy Maisie,

And with all the rude hate speech that idiot was spouting, I was merely suggesting that he would go there, and trying to support you, not him. Because you seem to be one of the nicer mods, and with that idiot calling everyone who disagrees with him a Blasphemy removed, especially you for that matter, ticks me off.

Sorry if that looked imposing. Perhaps we could be friends?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, how sweetie weetie!! Da wuddle runt has a wuddle crush on you. Will you wettum wold yo hand?

Gunna gib'm a smoochie woochie?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maisie and Magidork sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then come marriage
then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

first comes love
then come marriage

then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

But Vlargh, you've already BEEN born.

Are you having bizarre infantile regression fantasies?


DEPENDS ARE NOT FETISHWEAR!!

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

DEPENDS ARE NOT FETISHWEAR!!

You'd be surprised.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

But Vlargh, you've already BEEN born.

Are you having bizarre infantile regression fantasies?


DEPENDS ARE NOT FETISHWEAR!!

You want me so bad, don't you?

Let it go, will you. I'm a one woman guy.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

I'm a one woman guy.

If you're looking for a "mate" doesn't that kind of make you a no woman guy?

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

You'd be surprised.

Please spare us the details of your personal life.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

If you're looking for a "mate" doesn't that kind of make you a no woman guy?

Keep up with the times, fool. I am courting the kind, beautiful, sweet, warm, loving Talitha. It started as Bible study and prayer sessions, but has become so much more.

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Miss Maisy Maisie,

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Oh, how sweetie weetie!! Da wuddle runt has a wuddle crush on you. Will you wettum wold yo hand?

Gunna gib'm a smoochie woochie?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Maisie and Magidork sitting in the tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
first comes love
then come marriage
then come the mongoloid in the baby carriage.

You're serious, aren't you?

Excuse me...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So does a tea date = getting laid for you? I think you're the mongoloid, LOL. Besides, I couldn't even get close without her dad shooting at me.

Oh, and for EHM. That was clever.

Anddddd....

Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

You don't even follow your own bible. You sir, are epic fail.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

So does a tea date = getting laid for you? I think you're the mongoloid, LOL. Besides, I couldn't even get close without her dad shooting at me.

Zephaniah 1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.


You don't even follow your own bible. You sir, are epic fail.

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

Did I hurty wurty yo wuttle feelwings?

Is da luttle baby gonna cry?

AWWWWWWWWWWW

[Magikarp]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!



/end argument

You do know that this is a Christian website, right? Not some place to pick fights with people, or as you put it, 0\/\/|\|1nG |)@ |\|00|35.
Btw, nice posting in pink font! Didn't know you were gay as well as retarded!

Oh btw, is this you?

[JennyD]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

Keep up with the times, fool. I am courting the kind, beautiful, sweet, warm, loving Talitha. It started as Bible study and prayer sessions, but has become so much more.

Yes, she's told me you're quite talented with a needle and thread.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: POSSIBLE MATE FOR CHRIST'S WARRIOR!!!!

/end argument


Oh btw, is this you?

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I did. I did hurt its wuddle feelwings.

Are you crying luttle wuddle baby?

Poor wuddle guy.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Yes, she's told me you're quite talented with a needle and thread.

Sad really. So sad. So very sad.

I feel a need to pray and thank Jesus for not making me so sad.

Jesus, thank you for not making me a sad and lonely person like Jenny who doesn't have a man in her life. Lord, thank you for not making me bitter with jealousy and envy toward other people's happiness. Almighty, I thank you for not making me the type of person who would TRY and seduce my friend's significant other by dressing in skin tight short shorts and tank top combo while clawing, grinding, and attempting to sexually wrestle with my friend's significant other. Christ, my Savior, I thank you for making me the type of Christian man who would forgive such a person for their sinful lust advances toward me and attempt to protect them from the bodily harm that the wrath of my girlfriend would entail by claiming nothing happened.


Amen