Pregnant

[Roberta]

I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.

Looking for a mate,

Dairymaid Roberta

[One-eyed Jack]

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Ah, my dear. You are far too young for old and drink-wracked One-eyed Jack. And I took a solemn vow before Jesus that my womb-fruitin' days were over. From now on the salmon swim upstream for the pure pleasure of it.**

Do you have an unattached mother, or perhaps a youngish grandmother who likes beer, shooting possums at midnight, and can stand an atmosphere strongly laced with methane and hydrogen sulfide?

I strongly favor women with towering noses and eyes like fishpools.

Thy neck is as a tower of ivory; thine eyes like the fishpools in Heshbon, by the gate of Bathrabbim: thy nose is as the tower of Lebanon which looketh toward Damascus. Song of Solomon 7:4

~~ OEJ

**OK, the Lord says be fruitful and multiply but I DONE MULTIPLIED ALREADY. Multiplication class is over.

[Hitoshi]

Re: Pregnant

I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.

Looking for a mate,

Dairymaid Roberta

okay dairymaid is total my fantasy! hubba bubba!



we are go on date tomorrow. wear dairymaid outfit and bring milk bucket.

[JennyD]

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<SMACK>

She said CHRISTIAN MAN, not Rock-Worshipping Shintoist Yellow Monkey, Hiroshima!

[Hitoshi]

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<SMACK>

She said CHRISTIAN MAN

okay I am not christian but I think she is able overlook this when she look over this

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Pregnant

I wonder what you say to the foolish girls who agree to meet up with you for illicit assignations, only to find that you look nothing like these doctored photos you send them?

When they realize that you are nothing but a scrawny little yellow monkey with nothing to offer but a life of misery, lies and idol worship, it must be quite a show.

[Roberta]

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Dear Hiroshi,

You are cute and I appreciate your offer but you still look Oriental (little) downstairs.

Robbie

[Hitoshi]

Re: Pregnant

I wonder what you say to the foolish girls who agree to meet up with you for illicit assignations, only to find that you look nothing like these doctored photos you send them?

When they realize that you are nothing but a scrawny little yellow monkey with nothing to offer but a life of misery, lies and idol worship, it must be quite a show.

you are need for mind own business. dairymaid is total my fantasy and you are ruin it!

[Hitoshi]

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Dear Hiroshi,

You are cute and I appreciate your offer but you still look Oriental (little) downstairs.

Robbie

give me break I was just get out of water. now what time I am pick you up for date?

[Roberta]

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give me break I was just get out of water. now what time I am pick you up for date?

How do you plan on getting to VT?

[Hitoshi]

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How do you plan on getting to VT?

hold on honey I need work something out first okay.

landover baptist you guy know I am not have much money (am student give me break). maybe True christian is buy plane ticket for me. first class please I need stretch legs or they fall asleep (is legitimate medical condition okay).

I love all my brother and sister at landover

[Cheshire]

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How do you plan on getting to VT?

This is disgusting. You want to date a chink pervert who is terrible at photoshop?

[Bobby-Joe]

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I am looking for a good CHRISTIAN man to marry me and fruit my womb. I live in Vermont so if you are nearby please email me.

Looking for a mate,

Dairymaid Roberta

I assume by describing yourself as a Dairymaid Mss Roberta; are a hard worker? Can the same be said about your child?

What do you feel about becoming a plural wife? My first wife has been hospitalized for mental illness . After a conversation with Brother’s Jeb and Montague after church Sunday I am considering some home business opportunities that have opened up do to the recent right-sizing of the US dollar. I really could use a hard working plural wife or two to make it happen and good hard working children would be a definite plus.

Do be aware as a plural wife some of the more conventional husband / wife activities between us would be out of the question since that would be debauchery. Do not worry about anyone in Freehold thinking ill of your reputation with me; as Pastor Zeke as put it in one of his sermons “There are only two men in Freehold I could leave with a unmarried attractive woman alone with and be absolutely sure nothing would ever happen to her; Brother Bobby-Joe and Brother Born Again Bob.” So you see you would be in good hands with me.

I eagerly await your reply.

PS Is your eyesight good?

[Roberta]

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It sounds like a very reasonable proposal. You would move to Vermont?

If you are close to Pastor Zeke please put in a good word for me. He has given me many infractions and I do not want to be abolished.

Thank you!

[Hitoshi]

Re: Pregnant

I assume by describing yourself as a Dairymaid Mss Roberta; are a hard worker? Can the same be said about your child?

What do you feel about becoming a plural wife? My first wife has been hospitalized for mental illness . After a conversation with Brother’s Jeb and Montague after church Sunday I am considering some home business opportunities that have opened up do to the recent right-sizing of the US dollar. I really could use a hard working plural wife or two to make it happen and good hard working children would be a definite plus.

Do be aware as a plural wife some of the more conventional husband / wife activities between us would be out of the question since that would be debauchery. Do not worry about anyone in Freehold thinking ill of your reputation with me; as Pastor Zeke as put it in one of his sermons “There are only two men in Freehold I could leave with a unmarried attractive woman alone with and be absolutely sure nothing would ever happen to her; Brother Bobby-Joe and Brother Born Again Bob.” So you see you would be in good hands with me.

I eagerly await your reply.

PS Is your eyesight good?