[Didymus Much]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

...As the song teaches us, they go together like a horse and carriage...

Anyone who says that never asked the horse how he feels about it.

[handmaiden]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Anyone who says that never asked the horse how he feels about it.

We here at Landover Baptist Church don't engage in extended debates with horses. Though we do talk to many jackasses.


Sincerely Yours,

Handmaiden

[AngelofHate, Poser and a fake]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Why on earth would you want to fall in love before you marry? That only leads to sex before marriage. Marriage lasts a long time. Plenty of time to learn how to love each other. Me and my wife love each other nearly as much as we love Jesus.

Yeah, um, marriage is going to end up in a divorce because the relationship wouldn't've developed because love comes first (which will include the kissing because that's how couples bond together.) Plus, love just doesn't work like that when it can't develop without the kisses and understandings within the couple's bondage.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

...Plus, love just doesn't work like that when it can't develop without the kisses...

Not only do you redefine God to suit what you think is right (never mind what the Bible says), you now redefine love to your own very narrow standards.

Thanks for letting people be how THEY want to be.

Hey, everybody! Make sure you get AngelofHate's blessing for your union, or you're not really in love!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

I still have no desire whatsoever to be married to KISS.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Yeah, um..blah..within the couple's bondage.

I am not unwilling to be part of a "couple" and of course God cammands us all to unite, imperfectly in marriage, perfectly in Him and if any suitable Christian were interested I'd do exactly as He said but sure;y no real Christian would be doing bondage! Would he?

I still have no desire whatsoever to be married to KISS.

That is cool Rev. Rod - I think puns are.. they make me grin.. Recently I've been helping at some art festivals and there are a few of these "couples" hanging around in the crew areas. I don't think they're Christians but the young gentlemen (I am being polite) are usually pretty busy building installations and stuff which gives me time to talk to their young "ladies" (and now I'm being very polite) & I try to keep the conversation away from certain areas, concentrating on art (we're working on some novelty pop-up books about stars at the moment) they do have funny ideas I must say but I'm happy to devote quite a bit of time to them and enjoy co-operating with their art projects and we make clothes too (well 2 of us in particular make the clothes. sort of fancy dress I suppose you'd call them) but it is difficult sometimes when they start talking about their "relationships" and what surprises they might surprise their "partner(s)" with I probably ought to be talking to Aunty Flo about this shouldn't I

[i hate baptist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Remind never look you the mouth. Are you deformated?

OH mY god what a brave lady.. i like your comment

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Marrying someone you've never kissed and never had sex with puts you at risk of being stuck with someone who is a bad kisser and/or lousy in bed. Who wants a lifetime of unsatisfactory sex?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Marrying someone you've never kissed and never had sex with puts you at risk of being stuck with someone who is a bad kisser and/or lousy in bed. Who wants a lifetime of unsatisfactory sex?

What's that got to do with anything? We know that you as a shameless whore focus only on personal gratification but some of us do our marital duty to procreate as God intended.

This making up your own morals is really not doing you any favours.

Leviticus 21:7 They shall not take a wife that is a whore, or profane; neither shall they take a woman put away from her husband: for he is holy unto his God.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Marrying someone you've never kissed and never had sex with puts you at risk of being stuck with someone who is a bad kisser and/or lousy in bed. Who wants a lifetime of unsatisfactory sex?

A pure woman has have been kissed or had sex. You want to use someone else's underwear?
Kissing does nothing, it is uneeded and the is devils play. Sex is required as proof of our devotion to God that we are willing to do anything He asks, no matter how vile or foul.
Each time I impregnate Mrs. Hutchins, I take a hot shower with lye abrasive soap. I am self concious for days that 'the smell' is still on me.
Sex is always satisfactory when a son is the result.

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

A pure woman has have been kissed or had sex. You want to use someone else's underwear?

As long as it's clean and fits, I'm okay with that.

Kissing does nothing, it is uneeded and the is devils play.

On the contrary, it feels good when done right. Giving another person pleasure isn't "nothing."

Sex is required as proof of our devotion to God that we are willing to do anything He asks, no matter how vile or foul.

If you're finding it vile and foul, you're either not doing it right or you're not doing it with the right person. It should be pleasurable to all parties involved.

Each time I impregnate Mrs. Hutchins, I take a hot shower with lye abrasive soap. I am self concious for days that 'the smell' is still on me.

Wow. No wonder the poor woman has such low self-esteem.

Sex is always satisfactory when a son is the result.

Sex is most satisfactory when everyone involved has a toe-curling, earth-shaking orgasm.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

As long as it's clean and fits, I'm okay with that.

I suspect you are also "ok' with undigested but washed corn too.

On the contrary, it feels good when done right. Giving another person pleasure isn't "nothing."

I give Mrs. Hutchins the opportunity to be a good wife. As far as I can tell, no one has given you that gift. Think about it.

If you're finding it vile and foul, you're either not doing it right or you're not doing it with the right person. It should be pleasurable to all parties involved.

Again, you are not married and understand the responisibility God has heaped upon out shoulders. It is all fun and games to you. All the wile, heathens are working hard to destroy the Christian Way of Life®.

Wow. No wonder the poor woman has such low self-esteem.

She has tremedous self esteem. You should see her beam when she has completed her chores early and my inspection turn up no flaws.

Sex is most satisfactory when everyone involved has a toe-curling, earth-shaking orgasm.

Wrong. It is satisfying on the day the son become Baptised.
I have no desire to have my toes curled, they'd never fit in my boots and I imagine walking would be difficult.

Why you have a problem with decency escapes me. For you, it is all a big laugh. Well young lady, when Jesus punches your ticket and sends you to Hell to spend all of eternity on your back for the Devil's minion, you be sure and write and tell us what a 'ball of fire' you are having.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

...Wow. No wonder the poor woman has such low self-esteem...

When did you meet Mrs. Hutchins?

[Fleur-de-lis]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

When did you meet Mrs. Hutchins?

Any woman who would marry one of this lot must not think much of herself to begin with, and the way these so-called followers of the carpenter-rabbi from Nazareth treat their wives does nothing to improve that situation.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss???

Any woman who would marry one of this lot must not think much of herself to begin with...

ANSWER THE QUESTION, OR ADMIT YOU'RE PULLING S*** FROM YOUR ASS.

You want to fight these people? Use facts, not opinions.