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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    Let me tell you something...Adam was the dumbass that listened to his wife that apparently was told by a TALKING SNAKE to eat the apple. Yea...that sounds like a REALLY smart man!
    Exactly.
    Men.....they just look for excuses for their silly behavior!

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  • MoonFlower
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    There you go Moon, that's the spirit! I can understand, I don't like sharing either. Find yourself a nice thoughtful heathen man who won't make you wax the floor twice a day! Although...umm...maybe look a little further than StarFinder...just because he seems to have some rocks where they shouldn't be and then be missing some stones where they should be...
    These TC men, however, have no respect for women at all just because they claim we made them eat some stupid apple.
    Let me tell you something...Adam was the dumbass that listened to his wife that apparently was told by a TALKING SNAKE to eat the apple. Yea...that sounds like a REALLY smart man!

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    Somehow I also think it's unlikely he was just using that to rebuke you. Just when I was actually considering giving being a ''TC-in-training'' another go-around. I guess it was silly of me to actually think any of these TC men would actually be loyal in a relationship. Moon doesn't plan on sharing her man and since TC's seem to think it's ok to have more than ONE wife...maybe I should find a Pagan man.
    There you go Moon, that's the spirit! I can understand, I don't like sharing either. Find yourself a nice thoughtful heathen man who won't make you wax the floor twice a day! Although...umm...maybe look a little further than StarFinder...just because he seems to have some rocks where they shouldn't be and then be missing some stones where they should be...
    These TC men, however, have no respect for women at all just because they claim we made them eat some stupid apple.

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  • MoonFlower
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    You see Moon, what these TC(tm) men are like?? Makes me glad I married a heathen like moi
    Don't be upset, though, Moon, maybe BJ was only using that example to try and rebuke me. Unlikely, but maybe?
    Somehow I also think it's unlikely he was just using that to rebuke you. Just when I was actually considering giving being a ''TC-in-training'' another go-around. I guess it was silly of me to actually think any of these TC men would actually be loyal in a relationship. Moon doesn't plan on sharing her man and since TC's seem to think it's ok to have more than ONE wife...maybe I should find a Pagan man.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by MoonFlower View Post
    OH REALLY?! That's very good to know, BJ. Shame that I actually had higher expectations about you. Moon
    You see Moon, what these TC(tm) men are like?? Makes me glad I married a heathen like moi
    Don't be upset, though, Moon, maybe BJ was only using that example to try and rebuke me. Unlikely, but maybe?

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  • MoonFlower
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    No, polygamy as in one man, many wives can be virtuous. No Jesus wants us men to be fawned over by or passive plural wives who wait on us men hand and foot. That is a proper and virtuous relationship.
    OH REALLY?! That's very good to know, BJ. Shame that I actually had higher expectations about you. Moon

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  • VinnieVespisti
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    SUNFLOWERS! Good Lord, man! I don''t know whether to call her Lizzie Borden or Bessie Borden.
    huh? You won't be callin' her at all, not after Vinnie makes his move.

    revisit your teenage years, Pops - Lizzie and Bessie might still be interested.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by VinnieVespisti View Post
    I've got faith in Alotta, she gonna be a big star someday with her face as fresh as a lil daisy, supported by two sunflowers.
    SUNFLOWERS! Good Lord, man! I don''t know whether to call her Lizzie Borden or Bessie Borden.

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  • VinnieVespisti
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
    Look Vinnie, Britney is available. She'd be just your type.
    thanks for that there generous offer Pops..... Vinnie don't usually do no faded southern baptist flowers, but I'll keep her in mind in case Alotta don't come back.

    I've got faith in Alotta, she gonna be a big star someday with her face as fresh as a lil daisy, supported by two sunflowers.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Oh, fine. First it's homers like fish. Then Icky and her sister, the Little Wicked Witch of the West. Then the Demoncrats stole the election and now we reach over to flush and there is Vinnie VesPistachio staring up at us.

    Look Vinnie, Britney is available. She'd be just your type.

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  • VinnieVespisti
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
    She must have nipples the size of dinner plates!
    or saucers..... for your milk, my lil meeeow.

    that's right sweetheart, Vinnie has returned to give you some of what you need, cuz he's kinda disappointed with the lack of Lady Control© the guys exert here.... but that ain't nothin' new. Alotta Woman got Alotta Heart - that's why her lady lumps are so ample-licious - and all the baptist babes, hags n' nags have been allowed to scare her off....she ain't posted since, and it's a goddam shame.....

    ...Vinnie don't cry, but if he did, he'd be blubbin' like a baby right about now.

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Considering that the human writers of the bible could put anything in there that they wanted to, they obviously wrote their explanations for things already obvious.
    So you admit that it's obvious that God created childbirth to punish women for being inferior, apple-eating whores?

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Considering that the human writers of the bible could put anything in there that they wanted to, they obviously wrote their explanations for things already obvious.

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  • Pastor Al E Pistle
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Bah. That never happened.
    The Bible says that women will be punished in childbirth and they are. Obviously it happened.

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  • Rachael Van Helsing
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    Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

    Bah. That never happened.

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