[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Do you see what some sick minded people do? They pretend to be Christian just so that they can scare you away from our almighty religion! This friend of yours, the False Christian, is pretending that what she says is the truth, so that you won't be able to see True Christianity, Landover Baptist Christianity, the only Christianity approved by Jesus.

Preach it, Brother! You have hit the nail on the head.

[Student of Landover]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yes. She preaches to me more than you do. It's sickening. Point so being, everyone gets sick.

Do you see what some sick minded people do? They pretend to be Christian just so that they can scare you away from our almighty religion! This friend of yours, the False Christian, is pretending that what she says is the truth, so that you won't be able to see True Christianity, Landover Baptist Christianity, the only Christianity approved by Jesus.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Yes. She preaches to me more than you do. It's sickening. Point so being, everyone gets sick.

I knew it! You are under the influence of some SATANIST posing as a Christian. But JESUS can save you from her.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

That's what I was thinking. Why would Pastor Al be praying for me to stay alive?

Because you remind me of the child I never had the opportunity to drown when she was young.

[Enobarbus]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Mono can be transmited by talking to someone. It can be transmited throught the air. It's highly contagious. And she is a real christian.

The Pastor has just said that she is not a real Christian. Do not contradict him, you stupid little cow.

If she is not a Landover Baptist she is a "false Christian". Savvy?

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

Mono is GOD's punishment for putting your mouth where it doesn't belong. She isn't a real Christian.

Mono can be transmited by talking to someone. It can be transmited throught the air. It's highly contagious. And she is a real christian.

[hellion]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

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Yes. She preaches to me more than you do. It's sickening. Point so being, everyone gets sick.

[Lunadea]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

That's what I was thinking. Why would Pastor Al be praying for me to stay alive?

Given, Mrs Van Helpless, that it was only for at 'least another day', there could be many reasons. Perhaps he hopes that you may find the Lord within the next 24 hours, accidently hit the Paypal button, or he simply wants the pleasure of banning you before you pass on to the er, next phase.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

What on earth were you thinking?

That's what I was thinking. Why would Pastor Al be praying for me to stay alive?

Still lookng 4 that guy!!!

i dont know why my personal ad is dominated by some old pastor who looks like he just had his best bowell move ever and some witch? I am not a lezbo! but that doesnt mean i might not tryit.

im still looking 4 a cool guy to go on a date with. i am a very layed back person, with a sacrastic sense of humor. i am a very adventerious girl, looking for someone to have fun with. i am not looking for a relationship, just a couple of dates. No one over 26 please. Anything else you wanna know about me just e-mail me.

[Lunadea]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

An example of good sized hoochies is Miss hermione Granger. not too big or too small.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

I prayed that you be allowed to live at least one more day and I didn't give you a sugar pill.

What on earth were you thinking?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: ANyone not going out 2night? lets hook up!

aw sweetpea, I knew you had my best interests at heart.... cuz you care.

I care about the future of the human race, you mean We can't afford to have too many greasy genes in the gene pool.

Rach, I was only funning with ya.... we both know there's no way you'd fit into my shorts.

No way I'd be within a 100 mile radius of them, you mean! Mind you, all people within that radius would doubtless be able to smell 'em!

but hey, you're sort of in proportion.....your chunky ankles are nearly as wide as your thighs, my lil chubby cheeks.

This is not the case, I'm afraid, and I'll thank YOU not to fantasize about my thighs or ankles.

I love it when you play the shrink.... so you want Vinnie to lay on your couch, Dr Van Freudian Babe? only if you promise to go all Electra on my ass....

It's not playing the shrink. I'm clearly right. Your avoiding the issue only shows your deep infatuation with Mrs Rogers....you really need to tell her these feelings, Vinnie, then you'll feel like a new man!

.....that's right Toots, Vinnie's your daddy now......but he ain't gonna buy you candy, cuz he don't wanna be crushed when you straddle his lap.

Only in your dreams and my nightmares.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

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Ridiculous. The earth was doing fine until people showed up. It has been doing fine for billions of years and it only took humans a couple hundred to mess it up beyond repair. It is not the doing of a 'devil', but of the greedy, thoughtless human race. It was, and has always been within our power to stop the damage but people, being too greedy to care about anything except making a buck or two. By the time we're done with it, maybe only roaches and scorpions will be able to live here.
Pray for that to be reversed, and if it happens then that might lean more towards proof.

Exactly the opposite! The fact that the world is crashing IS the work of the DEVIL! The Bible says so! Satanists are INTENTIONALLY turning the earth into HELL because they are tools of the devil. All we have to fight them with is one small book, the love of JESUS, George W. Bush and the American military/industrial complex.

Oh come ON! I could equally argue that I made a marshmallow offering to the boogeyman and THAT is why I'm still alive!

But we'd both know that isn't true. You know as well as I do that you are only alive because of my prayers to JESUS.

Chance, shmance. We're talking probability here.

Yes. The field of probability and statistics interested me once until I realized that it is all up to GOD. The most improbable things you can imagine happen. The most statistically relevant things are completely ignored.....yet life goes on.

Like I said, what's to stop me arguing it was the boogeyman's will? Or Marvin the Martian's?

The 'ban' button.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: looking for some goodtimes - 23

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Ridiculous. The earth was doing fine until people showed up. It has been doing fine for billions of years and it only took humans a couple hundred to mess it up beyond repair. It is not the doing of a 'devil', but of the greedy, thoughtless human race. It was, and has always been within our power to stop the damage but people, being too greedy to care about anything except making a buck or two. By the time we're done with it, maybe only roaches and scorpions will be able to live here.

Ok, so now your crazy position is that the earth is "billions of years old" (unbiblical) and that humans have only been here "a couple hundred years" (unbiblical and patently absurd).

When will you get it through your pea-brain that EVERYTHING is God's will. It is only by His diving grace that the air we breathe isn't poisonous. No matter what we humans do, Jesus will decide what the results will be.

As for your arrogant comment about "making a buck or two"; communism is dead in case you hadn't heard. Get over it. Jesus wants us to make plenty of money, all the better to tithe with. It is not the goal of normal people to squat in a ditch and push berries up their nose, as you pagan scum so relish.

Don't you have a kitchen floor to scrub on your hands and knees?