[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Once again, you don't know what you are talking about. That's a picture of a dwarf playing a cello.

Early Cellos were held between the calves until the endpin was invented in the early 1800's. Early female cellists did indeed play the instrument "side-saddle" as it was considered improper for a woman to part her knees in public. Kindly go do some research before posting your drivel here and misleading everyone.

1 - This is not the 1800's.

2 - They may have played them side-saddle, but the fact remains that it would have been uncomfortable for them.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

1 - This is not the 1800's.

2 - They may have played them side-saddle, but the fact remains that it would have been uncomfortable for them.

1 – It was the endpin in the Cello that was invented in the 1800's.

2 – Name me one advanced civilization today where it is proper etiquette for a woman to spread her legs in public.

The fact of the matter is that I should arrange for you to have infraction points assigned for that post – promoting unfeminine slut behavior and harlotry, but the hour is late and you have simply bored me into sleep.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

2 – Name me one advanced civilization today where it is proper etiquette for a woman to spread her legs in public.

As long as she is wearing slacks or a skirt long enough to keep her underpants from showing, it's no more wrong for a woman to sit with her legs apart than it is for a man.

[Roberta]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

As long as she is wearing slacks or a skirt long enough to keep her underpants from showing, it's no more wrong for a woman to sit with her legs apart than it is for a man.

Here we go again. Same old, same old from Dancer.

I am not going to risk an infraction by posting a camel toe pic. Suffice it to say, most viewers would find it very offensive.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Here we go again. Same old, same old from Dancer.

I am not going to risk an infraction by posting a camel toe pic. Suffice it to say, most viewers would find it very offensive.

Excessively tight pants are not particularly attractive on either sex. And I would think that they would be highly uncomfortable.

It doesn't change the fact that it's no worse for a woman to sit with her legs apart than it is for a man.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Excessively tight pants are not particularly attractive on either sex. And I would think that they would be highly uncomfortable.

It doesn't change the fact that it's no worse for a woman to sit with her legs apart than it is for a man.

Yes Dances, there is nothing offensive at all for some harlot to plop herself down next to a happy Christian couple, spread her legs, trust out her crotch and scream “Hey big guy, quit wasting your time with little Miss frigid britches, my baby oven is all warmed up and ready for you love dough.”

I’d ask if you have any shred of decency at all in you but I all ready know the answer is no. All you secular-pagans want to do is listen to “music” that is nothing more than vulgarity mixed with the recording of being fornicating while you sexually abuse every living creature with in reach. If it wasn’t for us Christian keeping the world working society would grind to halt and starvation would only be staved off by mass cannibalism. Why don’t you stop being so selfish and learn how to love like us Christians.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Yes Dances, there is nothing offensive at all for some harlot to plop herself down next to a happy Christian couple, spread her legs, trust out her crotch and scream “Hey big guy, quit wasting your time with little Miss frigid britches, my baby oven is all warmed up and ready for you love dough.”

You rellay need to stop trying to pick up women on prison busses, BJ.

I’d ask if you have any shred of decency at all in you but I all ready know the answer is no. All you secular-pagans want to do is listen to “music” that is nothing more than vulgarity mixed with the recording of being fornicating while you sexually abuse every living creature with in reach. If it wasn’t for us Christian keeping the world working society would grind to halt and starvation would only be staved off by mass cannibalism. Why don’t you stop being so selfish and learn how to love like us Christians.

I like lots of different kinds of music - rock and roll, Celtic, African, Hispanic, classical, folk, blues, jazz.

I sexually abuse no creature.

TC's don't keep the world working, despite your delusions of grandeur.

The way you TC's love doesn't strike me as very loving at all, especially when your men express their love for their women using their fists.

[Nobar King]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

I sexually abuse no creature.

Maybe you should run for congress.

[tLakota]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Excessively tight pants are not particularly attractive on either sex. And I would think that they would be highly uncomfortable.

It doesn't change the fact that it's no worse for a woman to sit with her legs apart than it is for a man.

I agree that super tight clothing doesn't look good on most people, especially if it creates that muffin top people see on fat people.

TC's don't keep the world working, despite your delusions of grandeur.

The way you TC's love doesn't strike me as very loving at all, especially when your men express their love for their women using their fists.

Every guy doesn't hit their woman, and there are plenty of guys that aren't Christian that do.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Every guy doesn't hit their woman, and there are plenty of guys that aren't Christian that do.

Fair enough.

My hat is off to those TC's that show true affection toward their significant others, and anyone who beats a spouse, regardless of religion or any other factor, ought to be clapped in irons.

[Dr. Santiago Solo]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

Fair enough.

My hat is off to those TC's that show true affection toward their significant others, and anyone who beats a spouse, regardless of religion or any other factor, ought to be clapped in irons.

That's a woman's "opinion", therefore irrelevant.

[Roberta]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

For once I agree with Dancer!

Check this out: http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/1146...ats_Up_Husband

I hope this abusive spouse was punished to the letter of the law.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

For once I agree with Dancer!

Check this out: http://www.buzzhumor.com/videos/1146...ats_Up_Husband

I hope this abusive spouse was punished to the letter of the law.

I know you expected me to amend my opinion to say that only men who beat up women should be punished, but I believe wives who beat their husbands should get the same sentence as husbands who beat their wives.

[SUV]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

I know you expected me to amend my opinion to say that only men who beat up women should be punished, but I believe wives who beat their husbands should get the same sentence as husbands who beat their wives.

But what if you simply beat "It" as promoted by Michael Jackson?

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Stern Master Seeks Timid Church-Mouse With Childbearing Hips

But what if you simply beat "It" as promoted by Michael Jackson?

I don't listen to Michael Jackson, so I don't know the lyrics to "Beat It."