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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #31
    Re: Wives are not playthings

    Originally posted by Molineux View Post
    Firstly i'm English, so i'm already a better person than you. Molineux is a park in Western England, which was then built over with a Football, Sorry SOCCER stadium.
    My mom plays video games, my dad got his panties in a bunch and split.

    Rather play video games than have no life and read one book for the rest of my life.
    But how old are you boy? That's the question. I have some verses I'd like to share with you, but I need to know how to tailor them.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Molineux
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      • Apr 2008
      • 61

      #32
      Re: Wives are not playthings

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      But how old are you boy? That's the question. I have some verses I'd like to share with you, but I need to know how to tailor them.
      I'm old enough.

      I invite you to share your verses with me.

      I shall read them, but i cannot promise i will look at them without a biased view-point.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #33
        Re: Wives are not playthings

        Originally posted by Molineux View Post
        I'm old enough.

        I invite you to share your verses with me.

        I shall read them, but i cannot promise i will look at them without a biased view-point.
        Answer the question frenchie.

        My guess is 15.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Molineux
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          • Apr 2008
          • 61

          #34
          Re: Wives are not playthings

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Answer the question frenchie.

          My guess is 15.
          Old enough to play games certificated 18.

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556

            #35
            Re: Wives are not playthings

            Originally posted by Molineux View Post
            Old enough to play games certificated 18.
            Answer the question. And remember that God hates liars.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Molineux
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              • Apr 2008
              • 61

              #36
              Re: Wives are not playthings

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Answer the question. And remember that God hates liars.
              You cannot force me to answer a question i don't wish to answer.

              If i don't wish to share personal information across the internet, it's my right to do that.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: Wives are not playthings

                Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                You cannot force me to answer a question i don't wish to answer.

                If i don't wish to share personal information across the internet, it's my right to do that.
                Sorry frenchie, but you actually have no rights here. I strongly suspect that you are under 18, and that you lied to gain access to our Godly forum.

                I'll be praying for you.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Old Man Hatchet
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2084

                  #38
                  Re: Wives are not playthings

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  God demands that we subjugate our women, both wives and daughters.

                  1 Timothy 2:11-15
                  Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

                  1 Peter 3:1
                  Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


                  Brother Hatchet is a truly Manly True Christian™ man.
                  I've noticed some bruises on Sister Thumper, and she's also had a few black eyes. Looks like you're getting a head start. You make Jesus beam with pride, Pastor.

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                  • Herr_Doktor Phd.
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 493

                    #39
                    Re: Wives are not playthings

                    A good wife is like a good submissive. Willing to serve.

                    The only issue that Dances with Desires has is that the shoe is not on the other foot.
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                    Exodus 22:18
                    says, "Suffer not a witch to live." Deuteronomy 18:10 says, "There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch."

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #40
                      Re: Wives are not playthings

                      Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
                      i am convinced the people on here are reading a different bible
                      mine says nothing about disciplining your wife or girlfriend

                      Since you, like Nancy Pefloozie, have been caught making up the Bible as you go alone, that doesn't say much.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                      Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                      • Don the Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 480

                        #41
                        Re: Wives are not playthings

                        Originally posted by Molineux View Post
                        Now isn't the time to admit i'm homosexual then. I'm joking btw.

                        I hope i do find a good woman, and i hope that i will love her enough to not ever lay a hand on her, as i believe (whether you do or not), that men and women are equal. Perhaps God did not mean it to be that way, but through the centuries they have balanced out, and now there are probably just as many cases of domestic violence from woman to man, as there are visa versa.
                        1. Bad joke (if you're joking, if not - then shame, shame, you homo).
                        2. Son, we all hope that but it is largely a fairy tale to expect it to actually come to pass, that is why you MUST be prepared to administer manual agitation to a woman from time to time.
                        3. This would only happen to a sissy fag man. No wife of mine would ever abuse me, I'd slap the taste out of her mouth.
                        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                        • Higher Love
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 110

                          #42
                          Re: Wives are not playthings
                          christian women on here

                          if you seriously think you deserve to be punished when you talk, hit when you laugh, or raped when you joke, then you have been brain washed. And i for one will not stand for it. I will defend you, like god would, in order to show you what a true christian really is.

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #43
                            Re: Wives are not playthings

                            Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
                            like god would
                            So that's how far we came eh. Just "god". Why not "doggie" or "bubba", or a clicking sound.

                            Can we please spell it God!?

                            Thank you.
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Higher Love
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 110

                              #44
                              Re: Wives are not playthings
                              Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                              So that's how far we came eh. Just "god". Why not "doggie" or "bubba", or a clicking sound.

                              Can we please spell it God!?

                              Thank you.
                              if thats all you have to say about my comment, then youve just lost your argument, im glad i could show you that women deserve better. Makes you more of a man to accept you are wrong. You should be proud, admitting is the first step towards your recovery from extremism, soon youll be a true christian again.

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                              • Don the Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 480

                                #45
                                Re: Wives are not playthings

                                Originally posted by Higher Love View Post
                                christian women on here

                                if you seriously think you deserve to be punished when you talk, hit when you laugh, or raped when you joke, then you have been brain washed. And i for one will not stand for it. I will defend you, like god would, in order to show you what a true christian really is.

                                Threats of bodily harm?

                                Pastors can't we ban people like this - so violent and hateful towards God's chosen people. These are the kind of reprobates that take guns to school. I actually fear to log on anymore for what these hateful, hateful people might have said about me in my absence. I have a sensitive constitution like that you know. Gee whiz, to think this sissy man is NOT going to stand for it. (shakes in boots)
                                Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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